Jangan marah ye…

Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: “Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

21 responses »

  1. Pak Zawi says:

    🙂

  2. lucia says:

    ya heard this one before long time ago. there’s also another heaven and hell joke about samy velu. couldn’t quite remember how it goes.

  3. Bobby says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    BLARDY GOOD ONE

  4. Ho Ho Ho says:

    Ho:mrgreen: Ho:mrgreen: Ho:mrgreen:
    :mrgreen: Hahahahahaha najis dna ….HELL break free….better use his 1 HELL free e-mail!!!! hehehehehehe:mrgreen:

    Ho:mrgreen: Ho:mrgreen: Ho:mrgreen:

  5. parti jahat says:

    Recycle joke la.. suda basi…

  6. Mustafa says:

    The country is going to Hell.

    Don’t laugh because these UMNO bastards will scramble to some Muslim countries and leave us to die in hell.

    Before that happens WE MUST PUT TO HELL. HOW, FUCK UMNO AND BN IN THE NEXT GE FOR GOOD.

  7. wits0 says:

    Mahathir can talk for 4 hours but no one on the other hand is listening.

  8. Simon Thong says:

    That’s new to me and a good one. As for Mahathir and Samy Vellu, have you heard this one?

    It’s a cabinet meeting and Samy is missing, so mahathir sends him a msg, “Vhere r u?”
    Samy replied, “Ayam kambing.”

  9. storm62 says:

    hey i really laugh silly at the ayam kambing joke…..ha ha.. have you heard the one where samy said sekarang dato sri rafidah buka kain………..

  10. sloone says:

    hehe yeah lucia…similar jokes going around to make our day.

    @wits0: guess mahathir can talk forever though no one listens because he doesn’t have a life!!

    @simon: haha. I can imagine sammy saying just that!!!

  11. wits0 says:

    There’s an ongoing and current joke: Tricubes and 1EMail.

    Translated: Tricubes will sell ice cube in the North and South Pole – because Najib gave his blessings!!

  12. i-4-c says:

    Oh one more character to add ie ANWAR. The devil told him his call in free lah cos of arse banging LOL

  13. Ho Ho Ho says:

    Ho🙄 Ho🙄 Ho🙄
    🙄 1 OXfart kj calling those ‘1driver@1pemandu’ LITTLE NAPOLEON!!! n that’s why everything comes FREE + CHEAP for them!!!➡ http://bit.ly/fzXoTO🙄

    METHINK 1 CENT MUST BE USE BACK SINCE THOSE BUMNO GOONS LIKE TO USE NO.1 !!! hehehehehe THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE CHEAP CHEAP + GOOD GOOD LOH WITH ONLY 1 CENT !!!! hahahahahahaha

    Ho🙄 Ho🙄 Ho🙄

  14. Ho Ho Ho says:

    Ho🙄 Ho🙄 Ho🙄
    🙄 Hello Bean! Don’t worry bcoz this is not 14th floor McDeath building or HELL ….just JUMP n SWIM like HELL😯 hehehehehehehe Oh! What the HELL !!!🙄

  15. i-4-c says:

    The simple truth is HELL wont let anwar make a call at all LOL LOL LOL

  16. Simon Thong says:

    @storm62 Yea, I heard that one b4; laughed so hard I almost choked

  17. Simon Thong says:

    At counter to pay fine, 1st man puts down 300 but girl returns money; go to office at back, she instructs. Huh? Go to office at back! she barks. Worried, fine not paid, no summons…??? he goes to the back office. Meets 2nd man.

    Give me 200, 2nd man says brusquely.
    Huh?
    Deaf ah? 200.
    But 300 ma!
    200 enough la.

    Man gives him a receipt for 100. Still in shock, 1st man says, Don’t understand.

    Aiya, never learnt malaysian management system ah? Win-win-wn approach ma. You save 100 (win), we get 100 (win) and guvmnt get 100 (win). See?

    Aaahhhh, understand.

  18. tebing tinggi says:

    Yeah ……!, all Malaysian living in hell ,except PAS members and thier supporters, OOOOp almost forget thier coolation patner too.

  19. monsterball says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  20. stenson says:

    hi susan,

    nice to read your comments.So witty and humorous.Miss you sweety.

  21. misty says:

    kelakar giler
    ayam kambing
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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