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It’s sunday and I got this in my email box from a friend, who may or may not send her mate to one of these classes🙂

Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER. REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday July 28, 2009.

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right
Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued
to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to
all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!

Happy Sunday🙂

13 responses »

  1. monsterball says:

    Happy Sunday to you too!
    From today onwards…everyday is a blessing. to me…no matter what comes may.
    That’s not living!
    That’s complication…duplication..idiotic….not real living.

  2. durian says:

    If MCA wanita were to marry Mangalis and if they did what they had been doing, the Mangalis would grab their hair and “knock” their heads against wall till their heads bruised with blood dripping from the heads!!

  3. durian says:

    Stupid MCA wanita. This Chew Mee Fun is just itchy bawah and needs the Mangalis to console her bawah!

    This CMF is forever going against Malaysian Chinese.

    Before, she had the debacle of the Damansara Chinese Primary School and consequently was booted out from Pariahment in the last GE.

    Hahaha! How did you feel your butt being kicked out of the Pariahment by the PJUtara voters?

    Bet this silly CMF wouldn’t dare to stand for GE election in PJUtara again.

  4. durian says:

    Now she refused the Chinese maids to come and work here.

    This CMF is just a silly nymphomaniac with itchy bawah which needs the big, strong nad solid Mangalis to bang her itchy bawah 100 times a day.

    This CMF is the no. one public of the Chinese of the world and no Chinese would forget what she had done to the Malaysian Chinese.

  5. se says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    best laugh i’ve had all week.

    class 3 had me already…group practice!!!

  6. pilocarpine says:

    OMG… this is a gem… really hits the roof…
    hahaaha..

  7. mccann105 says:

    few months ago we attended a dinner at chinese assembly hall ..miss chew was the guest of honour one striking i noted about her.wearing…i was indeed taken by surprise she look like my grand aunty..i wonder has anyone taught her how to wear?

  8. wits0 says:

    Miss beehun should not be forgiven for using that grotesque 513 scare tactic for the last GE. Had she looked like a sweet 16, the same applies!

  9. lemin says:

    see my tru History and you will think abuat it!

  10. Dabir Dalton says:

    Does the average female ever grow up? After reading this entry I think NOT!

  11. Casper says:

    lol Happy Sunday!!!

  12. […] Attention all men: summer classes It’s sunday and I got this in my email box from a friend, who may or may not send her mate to one of these […] […]

  13. Malaysian Male says:

    For most Malaysian men, Class 3 can be shortened to just lifting the seat before urinating. Many Malaysian men don’t even bother to lift the seat, leaving puddles of piddle on the seat. These American women are lucky; at least their men lift the seats. So what are they bitching about?🙂

    Malaysian Man

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