ezam_kotak-reject

Modified by Wits.

Kotak=box. But where are they, Ezam?

Got this in the mail today and felt it extremely funny.

Hahaha!

Have a good Sunday🙂

69 responses »

  1. Yeah, this lallang no-principle scoundrel should hide himself in a kotak alright… until the next by-election….

  2. Marina Misa Ho says:

    hahaha…very funny Susan.

    You know what I think – I think Ezam may have been a Trojan Horse afterall.

    From the start since his defection to UMNO- he divulged information that run in favour of Anwar Ibrahim, don’t you think so??????
    ———
    Sunday Quote from Marina M.is.a Ho- “While watching the protesters burning the effigies and photos of President G.W.Bush and other Israeli leaders in Indonesia, I tried to reason-out to them that the Hamas needs to stop all sorts of attacks on Israeli soil.

    When I woke up in Heaven, I learned a new thing which I decided to share with all your readers.
    ___________

  3. Marina Misa Ho says:

    Hahaha….very funny Susan. Oh yeah, where is my comment before this? In the box as well,hmmm?

  4. abil says:

    Katak Ezam di dalam kotak. Apa nak jadi Ezam.Nak lari ke mana.

  5. Ajajal says:

    He is welcomed to come to SABAH Pensiangan by election but by mail delivery DHL . He is a devil
    in any by election and will help the opposition. By the way that PM in waiting can also come along
    another big devil.

  6. I hope they send the KOTAK for Pensiangan by-election, ha ha ha!

  7. Johnny Cheah says:

    congrats to Pakatan Rakyat on their victory in the by-election in K.T. A big thank you to all who have worked so hard for this decisive result and also to the bloggers who spend days and nights with the Pakatan people. A step nearer to Putrajaya

  8. Zubli Zainordin says:

    Nice Sunday Joke

    Ezam The Extremely Hopeless Leader!

    Be Outside The Box!

    Hehehehehe…

  9. ShiokGuy says:

    But every times he do something against his former boss, I belief (I might be wrong) he might be paid a handsome amount…. Am I right Ezam?

    Money Talk! Always…

    Shiok Guy

  10. Dr. Ali says:

    Next round Pensiangan and the next Sarawak, YB Ezam will bring the same 6 boxes issue and the old letter of Anwar…Besides, no other things he has…May be the next time he cross over to PKR again, he bring photos of Altantuya..

    Where is the guy today? May be enjoying campaign allowance for KT, RM1M or so. Forgive and forget him, no more in use any where any way.

  11. Ismandy Hamza says:

    Ha ha ha…

    Who’s this guy (Ezam anyway???)
    I know that in politics, people say – there are no friends forever or enemies forever. But this Ezam… hai ya… don’t know what to think of him!
    Don’t know what to describe him either …
    Neither here nor there. Neither an animal nor human. Neither an object nor a subject.
    Simply used by anyone who wants him/her or @#$%% coz got no face value already.
    To sum up laa… put this moron in the box with the pig head.
    Look at this piece of shit! At the just concluded KT by-election still hitting and hounding at DSAI like a dog. Only that this moron has no dog tag on the neck.
    Does anyone knows what this Ezam is talking about?
    Dare to even challenge DSAI to quit politics. For what?
    So now, … what?
    Pakatan Rakyat had WON another Parliamentary seat in Parliament. So will this pig headed goon quit politics himself for good?
    Now, eat you own words!!!!
    Even when this moron was in Party Keadilan few years back, had done nothing but talk only. Cheap talk. (NATO = No Action, Talk Only)
    I saw DSAI answered the media during prime time news during the KT campaign few nights ago.
    DSAI sarcastically said that he had other important matters to attend to rather than answering to this moron’s antics and cheap political talks.
    DSAI’s answer was crystal clear. He even poked a joke back at the newsmen saying Who and what? Who is this guy asking him to quit?
    DSAI pretended not to listen when this pig-head guy’s name was mentioned by the reporters concerning DSAI’s letter to Pak Dhet way back in the 1990s.(Who … referring to this moron Ezam lah)
    Served this moron right. Ha ha ha…
    How does this ape wants people to treat him, when he does not respect other people at all?
    Enough laa… Ezam. Your political career is OVER. The writing on the wall is clear!!!!
    ‘If only you have any more pride and dignity left in yourself.’
    Congrats to PAS and PR on the job well done.
    Time For Change. Sorry BN. No offence. No hard-feelings. Your days are numbered.
    ‘Time has Changed.’

  12. Thor says:

    The more he open his mouth,the more disaster he’ll bring to BN.
    “Brother” Ezam, either you’re an undercover for PKR or just a sore loser.
    Only Anwar knows!!!

  13. machitam says:

    one of UMNO many “conditions” to ezam for joining is to change the midset of the “radical” malays i.e young new generation malays. but he failed in his mission twice since last august. he will become irrelevant sooner or later.

    i believe, ezam position is like “telur dihujung tanduk” or “melukut ditepi gantang” if you guys know what i mean….

  14. bangsa Cina Malaysia says:

    LET US HAVE MORE BY ELECCTION PARTICULAR
    THE ONE HELD BY MCA.
    THAT WAY MORE DEVELOPMENT WILL BE GIVEN.
    LET US VOTE OUT BN.

    LONG LIVE PAKATAN RAKYAT.

  15. kittykat46 says:

    Ezam is such a pathetic clown, his so-called “expose” are becoming the butt of jokes.

    The only people taking him seriously are some bloggers who are so blinded by their distaste for Anwar Ibrahim, they would promote even Ezam’s nonsense.

    http://ktemoc.blogspot.com/2009/01/anwar-ibrahim-hell-hath-no-fury.html

  16. ericind says:

    Real damn guy,every by election,dia mesti mau tunjok muka,muka BODOH..

  17. hutchrun says:

    Ezam is now waiting for the next obituary, then he will jump out of the box. Really pantang for BN since he joined them.
    Maybe he is using the powerful Indonesian bomohs.

  18. Marina Misa Ho says:

    To read Ktemoc’s justifications is like to construct an imaginary State-of-the art weapens to battle aliens. I inadvertently visited his blog at the crawling blog appear at the side of malaysiakini and he is nothing but a falhoodist who concocted humorous lies in belittling Anwar Ibrahim. However, I only read 4-5 posts of his before I read Archie.

  19. wandererAUS says:

    Hey Ezam, you filthy maggot, return to your shithole,lick your wound…better still, don’t reappear!

  20. hutchrun says:

    Wild West had its 6-Gun heroes with the motto “Have Gun Will Travel”.

    Malaysian towering hero, “6 Box Ezam”, motto “Have Box Will Travel”

  21. chinlWu says:

    Let BN continue to use Ezam in more by-elections.It is a matter of time, his name will be ERASED from the LIST, which contains names of persons who BN can call and used in by-elections. He then becomes IRRELEVANT to BN if BN loses a few more seats.

    Yes, I agree ” bangsa cina Malaysia ” let us have more by-elections, particularly the ones hold by MCA. It would be good once for all, for the leaders of MCA to gauge whether MCA is still RELEVANT to the chinese.

    Forgive me Lord for uttering these unwholesome words.
    May the Lord made it possible that a few more BN Parliament seats will fall vacant in 2009, and let the momentum for change continue from KT, more by-elections to give more PR seats.
    Especially, Lord BN seats that were won through cheating, trickery and unfair means.

    Some brothers and sisters out there, do join me to pray that the Lord will take away the MP seats from those who cheated in GE 12

  22. azisirikit says:

    Wahai Ezam!!!…. bodohnya kamu!!!!

  23. caravanserai says:

    On the ground he doesn’t want to walk
    With solid party once he led went to jail for
    He believed he got his marbles back in the box
    So he squats burying it deep with his new umbrella

    When there is political engagement
    The people will see him in action
    Speaking a different script than before
    He thought he is smarter now
    He has become a liability
    To UMNO and his integrity

    He has no patience
    He never learned his lessons
    The final lap he got screwed up
    Now he started all over again

    Patience wins the race
    Only greed and power crazy fall
    Into the depths of deep ocean
    Forever getting stuck seeing no way to escape

    Back of my mind
    He could be the Trojan Horse
    Orchestrated in advance
    So that the opposition leader can advance
    Into the political stage with full glory

    Else look what he dished out
    From the hot wok into the public
    He brought the Bee Anne down
    The members keep him a distance

    In a box he squats
    He knows his time but out
    On the firm ground he doesn’t want
    Now a has been no position to tell

  24. wits0 says:

    Hahaha kittykat46, ping! 😉

    Da kelentong blogger from Jelutong has to make his sales, you know.

  25. Din says:

    Sudah bankrap idea. Tak lama lagi, kocek pun bankrap. Shoruuu pun miss. Menjadi beban kpd UMNO. Stay put Ezam. The longer you’re there with UMNO, the better it is, and the sooner UMNO becoming a dead trunk.

  26. mustafa says:

    I HATE UMNO! ANYTHING HAVE TO DO WITH UMNO! THEIR LEADERS, THEIR PEOPLE, THEIR LOOKS, THEIR PRESENCE,THEIR FAMILIES, THEIR FRIENDS AND SUPPORTERS. I HATE ALL OF THEM.

    I HOPE THE ISREAIL WILL DESTROY THE UMNOS WITH THEIR WAR MACHINES.

    MAMPUS UMNO! MAMPUS ORANG ORANG UMNO!

  27. benadam says:

    hear!!hear. The ‘six boxes’ bandied about by our Ezam may be part of his reference to complete his Phd thesis. He has decided to do his Phd in one of our local univ. maybe to add value to his not so valuable undertakings in the recent past with Umno….no delivery means no use lah..

  28. lhheng says:

    If i were this stupid idiotic Ezam bum, I would have commit harakiri or jump from the Petronas Tower right NOW!!!!
    However, with his thick skin and supreme ego in particular I guarantee he will NEVER EVER got the guts and cheek to do it. He still think that he is a “valuable” asset to the equally stupid BN especially Umno politicians.
    If there is another by-election and he ever open his BIG FAT foul mouth again, I am sure shoes will be thrown at him not by PKR but by his own kind, his Umno brothers.

  29. wandererAUS says:

    It is very kind of you sloone, to find a kotak for this despicable and unwanted dirty cockroach.
    Make sure you do not find a mate for him, or, we will have more problems to handle.

  30. veryupset says:

    Aiyaaaahhh……. Whenever theres an election, they’ll bring in the clowns…! And a old record player…! Come General Election you might a 40ft container…..! He knows he’s NO longer relevent to BN. What has he done for BN so far…? Just bitching & bitching. BN is also making use of him too without his knowledge! What to do…? Brains in the box…!

  31. storm62 says:

    hei you idiot ezam, please stick to UMNO closely, cos you bring bad luck and you’re a jinx to them.

    you bloody traitor with no principle at all will bring UMNO down to hell soonest posible.

    your face shows me full of lies.

  32. ernest says:

    Hi susan,

    This man Ezam actually is an opportunist. I would think that umno will not accept him when umno is at the heightest point. He also taught that umno will rule this country forever.I wonder what will he be thinking down the road.

    The KT by election proves that changes is imminent, its a matter of time.
    Meanwhile please spread the word around to stop commenting on umno, MCA, MIC( let them continue to make more mistake ) so that changes will be faster than expected.

  33. ehsan says:

    I knew this ezam when he quit PKR and formed his NGO, Gerak ( appointed himself as the Chairman ). He had always tried to show that he has big followers fighting against corruption and injustices committed by UMNO and BN.

    However he was already talking about joining UMNO and expected to be appointed to some important post in the government to show DSAI that he could do and be better on his own. The way he was talking he tried to show that he was on the same level as DSAI not knowing that he only as the Malay said ‘ syok sendiri ‘.

    What a stupid moron this guy is.

  34. vsp says:

    This guy Ezam who wants to fight against corruption and injustices commmitted by UMNO and BN but is himself being swallowed whole by the python UMNO.

    Ezam, remember this: UMNO do not need people who want to end their wayward ways. If DSAI himself within UMNO cannot change UMNO who are you, a nobody to do the impossible?

  35. TSTAHU says:

    AGAIN THIS JOKER IS IN THE BOX.. BE END PLS CONTINUE
    TO USE HIM…AND GOOD LUCK TO U- BE END.

    NOW YOU KNOW WHY HIS EX BOS TAK NAK DIA AND PUT HIM IN THE KOTA… FREE PUN TAK NAK.

    THIS JOKER SEEMS TO WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH BIG TIMERS. TO READ A LETTER ALSO WANT TO GET PERMISSION FROM THE TOP(MANJA SANGAT) AND VERY PROUD OF IT.

    AND THESE 2 TOP JOKERS ALSO DONT KNOW WHAT CARRY WEIGHT AND WHAT NOT CARRY WEIGHTT.. HANTAM SAJA..

    NOW THE JOKER OF JOKER PUN SUDAH TENSION SENDIRI..
    SO FAR TAK ADA RESULT NAK TUNJUK…

    KALAU BE END TAK NAK DIA LAGI…MAU CARI KERJA..LOH. TAPI SEKARANG EKONOMI MEROSOT,, MANA MAU CARI KERJA..

    LOMPAT DALAM KOTA SAJA MA… FREE DELIVERY…TO KIMBATU..

  36. hutchrun says:

    CERITA –CERITA SEDIH DARI KUALA TERENGGANU

    MAT EZAM DAN KOTAK-KOTAK NYA

    Mat Ezam Mat Nor di katakan tenggelam dalam kotak-kotaknya
    dalam perjalan pulang dari berkempen untuk Wan Farid.

    Tiga kotak telah hanyut. Satu terapong-apung.

    Ezam kelihatan tenggelam timbul bergantung dengan dua kotak.

    http://tukartiub.blogspot.com/2009/01/cerita-cerita-sedih-dari-kuala.html

  37. hatirindu says:

    BN could have won (albeit by a very slim majority) if it had not involved Ezam in the just concluded KT by-election. My BN friends who attended his ceramah told me that they and many others cast their votes in favour of PR when they learned about how he had tried to humiliate DSAI the entire length of his speech. Unbecoming of a Malay leader (or is he one ?) they said. He should have forgiven and forgotten what was in the past and look ahead what’s best for the people instead of harbouring hatred towards the one person many Malaysians love.

  38. Jim says:

    This scumbag Ezam! Time to leave him alone. Heard that he and Saiful are best of pals!

  39. monsterball says:

    Hudud by MCA..focussing DAP.
    He attacked Anwar.
    What is the result?
    This creature has no princioples in life.

  40. Siti Awan says:

    Ezam,

    Please repent.. You are no longer an asset to BN.
    You are a ‘pembawa sial, kakaka !!

  41. Menyalak-er says:

    My, my, such vitriol and scorn poured on this Ah Maze (Ezam, spelt backwards, as in all things bumno). Deserves it though, from Gerak, he went on tho Berak from his oral cavity.
    Wits, I could’ve sworn I saw dollar signs in his eyes in your rendition of the katak in the kotak!
    Cheers.

  42. justme says:

    Close up the box, seal it,send it to Umno for safe keeping under OSA.Safer for Umno if he is absent from future by-elections.

  43. kittykat46 says:

    Hehehe, hatirindu….I heard that one too…Ezam actually helped convince some people to vote for PAS…..

    When is UMNO going to realise Ezam The Clown is a liability, not an asset ?

  44. ttc says:

    Hmm.

    The learning book here says that like in that very surreal Twin Peaks story by David Lean – you know the one with🙂 Special Agent Dale Cooper in it – sometimes things are not what they seem.

    Hmm, so am sitting here wondering sometimes if that may also be true of the maze called Malaysian politics, and also of what’s inside boxes maybe, so one’s jury is still out on this curiously intriguing political character inside that box called Ezam?. Hmm.

    WE SAY YEAH! & NO TO ISA!🙂 AND HARIS FOR AG & RPK FOR IGP! GO FOR DSAI FOR PM & LKS FOR DPM & KIND WAN AZIZAH FOR HOME MINISTER.

    New 2009 Resolution: Seek out all garbage and recycle or dispose post haste for a healthier life and planet!

  45. midnight_only says:

    really onion face too many layers, pity family members how to face ppls.

  46. nstman says:

    Ezam is a sick bastard. He is an insult to the human race. He has sold his soul, race to the devil.

  47. Steve says:

    Is it a new way to smuggle illegal immigrants?

    http://lifestyle-change.biz/blog/

  48. kim hwa says:

    Tis ezam,what is it?a human being.If a human,it’s a despise bcos the way he betrayed his former friend when things go sour.
    Example,a husband and wife relationship.when things go sour and divorced,you don’t tell the whole world all the lies or no lies,eg. ur ex don’t performed good in bed lah,his not big lah and all that.You don’t character assisinate ur ex.You just let ur ex lead his or her own life,isn’t it?
    Tis goon,we really look down on him.

  49. Kherry Scarry says:

    Haiyoo..Ezam…lawak bodoh dah….Isu Basi….

    People will eventually get fed-up repeating the same old issues, net time try something new daa….Not very smart of ya…But I guess who cares after receiving some pocket money…Nalla nie enggeh poh…elek kunji ah ? ….cis poodah…

    So Ezam will go quiet again and emerge again if there is another by election, or when fund runs low…

  50. monsterball says:

    Headline news…showing Ezam holding copy of Anwar’s letter to mamak…willing to join UMNO.
    Everyone knows..he has an unsound personality..yet UMNO respect him so much?
    But then..Mat bin Mat..biggest crook…made minister.
    There you see…UMNO is a band of gangsters…trying to react and succeed ..like 1000 years ago..how one bullies and capture a country and become a ruler.British style is what mamak love most…divide to rule.
    Mamak also applied money power and got him 22 years.
    Dollah have no balls..Najib have no brain..and UMNO is heading to tong sampah.

  51. This guy is a toxic asset. BN never learned its lesson. Whenever this guy speaks and come out with gimmicks that is inclined to run down his ex-boss, a few thousand votes go to PKR.
    I am sure when this guy spoke in KT at least 2,000 go to PKR.
    Let this guy campaign more and PKR will be laughing all the way to the heart of the people.
    ASSHOLE!!!

  52. Anonymous says:

    I FIND THIS FUNNY:

    “SI EZAM DENGAN KOTA-KOTAKNYA”. REMINDING ME OF THE STORY “SI LUNCAI DENGAN LABUNYA”…HE HE

  53. Markky says:

    Ezam is one friend every man must try to keep away from.

    Not only does he not perform his duty in sending Anwar’s letter to Dr M, he kept it so that he could sell out his boss when the need arises. In other words, for his personal glory.

    What a scumbag! It only reflects his low and corrupted character.

    In contrast, the content of the letter only goes to show what a noble person Anwar is – giving credit when credit is due even during those difficult hours. It speaks volumes of his character and leadership.

  54. wits0 says:

    Can’t be a different McCoy:

    Ezam marry Nurul Izzah out of wedlock
    http://www.geocities.com/freedom_malaysia/wedlock.html

  55. […] Sunday joke: Ezam’s kotak Modified by Wits. Kotak=box. But where are they, Ezam? Got this in the mail today and felt it extremely […] […]

  56. rider says:

    Ezam has all the hallmarks of a great traitor, he and the other fler Nallakuruppan, whose parents never instilled any real values in them. Kurang Ajar!

  57. wits0 says:

    Jamuka was the main rival to Temujin and they were at war for the control of the Mongol tribes.
    When Jamuka’s men betrayed him to Temujin (Genghis Khan), the later had no use for such traitors. He executed them. Umno is clearly different.

  58. wits0 says:

    Rider: “..parents never instilled any real values in them.”

    Possibly so. But the umno gomen’s pervading influence of lowering all standards of ethics and morality in this society also has a pertinent bearing as well.

  59. Khairy Jamaluddin says:

    Thanks Wits, whew, that is the 1st time I heard such rumours (RPK said 99% of Malaysian rumours are real) and thanks a thousand for the links.😀 I hate knowing everything.

  60. machitam says:

    hey khairy, aren’t you that khairy kemutlutin or you are the real khairy….i like your last sentence “i hate knowing everything”…why not you make yourself happy by telling us what yo know..maybe about hudud and umno for a start!

  61. machitam says:

    or..about your out going fil. i’ve heard a lot of “rumours” about him. i am not rpk….but i can differentiate between what’s rumour and what’s fact. but actually, fact can only be verified with evidence and in court. so, what you read in the msm, is it fact..or er..er you have to bring the news to court to verify it? or any suggestion khairy!

  62. Khairy Jamaluddin says:

    My father-in-law was a humble man before he became PM just like a simpleton – sigh!!! that’s why Mahathir Mohamad chose him to be PM – coz he (Mahathir) hates history (you know Anwar Ibrahim rebelled against him that resulted the latter’s sackings) Sigh! So, to be honest, AAB is a bit daft – at least for the Ministerial position so Mahathir thinks he can plant my FIL there to accomplish his crooked works. Oh yeah, crooked bridge but my FIL consulted me and my loyal cohorts and we felt that Malaysia’ police is rotting-that’s why he formed the Royal Police Commission. Tapi you kan tau, siapa yang ada kuasa, pun ada makan, kan? But it was fought with fierce resistance by the police itself and my comrades from UMNO. Sigh… What to do? hmmm… I can’t be divulging any secret plans right here right now alright coz there are a network of spies planted by Mahathir & Sons advocates.

    But let me tell yu a bit about my love life. I never love my wife. it was and always false love to achieve influence and power. When Maya came to my life, I tell you -she has the greatest body alive [36-21😉;):):);) 38 ;)] configuration that would made every man fall on their knees. I am a 6 footer and 8 inch (I ‘ll take it that you know what that means. One night I had a misunderstanding with her and she was belligerent and said “I am ready (for a fight)”. As an Oxfordian with a masterly gifted silver-tongue, I insinuated (inadvertent) her abit, and she sumpah never to talk with me again. Sigh! I have not even warm up. Whew…girls has been always girl aye?

    I believe you and many have witnessed my arrogance
    when I demonstrated elsewhere -against Condi Rice, for the Palestinians – because that is what I wanted YOU TO bELieve! In America, if you study there – you can every protest outside Pennsylvania
    Avenue 1600 (that’s the White Horse, sorry White House) and no one’s gonna arrest you. You can fu*k the Americans and chant pro-Palestinian tunes and no one is gonna arrest you. But here, you always have to “ride on the winning horse” and I am the 1st one to jump on PR’s horse if they win and everthing’s OK. My friend called me a Taliban coz everyone who criticize against my race and my religion is gonna face my wrath coa that is what I want you to believe. The truth is that i believe in what Martin Luther King preached that everyone is equal before the law of any institutions.

    Trust me and hang on with Pak Lah coz before the handover power to Najib, I promise you – something big is coming up. You can count on that….

    Scuce me, did you just say someone is impostering my chivalric name? 8P

  63. Khairy Jamaluddin says:

    Nurul “sendat” oi. Hey, keep tis under wrap alright…shhhhh

  64. machitam says:

    heh hee😀 …

  65. Kogilavanie Gayathriri Nachimuthu says:

    What is sendat ? Bahasa kampung ker ?

  66. tourman53 says:

    SENDAT
    close-fitting, tight

  67. billauchris says:

    I never trust this Ezam who was being depicted being boxed up in the picture shown herein. When he was with Annuar, he used to hit out at the BN. Bu now he hit back at Annuar. He by crossing over to BN has lost his credibility and my respect.

    He is right put in a box – saperti katak
    dibawah tempurung

  68. sah says:

    BAGUS AZAM ,TINGGALKAN SI PKR TU ,PEMIMPIN DAN PENYOKONG NYE TIDAK BERMORAL. TAHNIAH AZAM..

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