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My Sunday morning welcomed me with this piece of news from the People’s Paper: Backdoor deals could break Barisan.
Do ya mean ‘backdoor’ as in sodomy?
All of a sudden I felt that our former prime minister Mahathir Mohamad is all caring, concerned and multi-racial.
He says that “sodomy” between PAS and Umno would further ruin Barisan Nasional. (Isn’t he contributing to this fact as well?)
He aded that UMNO should include MCA and MIC when ‘sodomising’ PAS. He advised UMNO not to ‘show its butt’ to its partners in the coalition.
Look, how he hates this sodomy thingy.
“What will MCA, Gerakan and MIC say?” he asked, innocently.
“MCA leaders are leaving the party, Gerakan is being left behind, and the MIC will be left with only Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu at the rate members are leaving the party,” he wailed.
I thought he was really being thoughtful and caring about the non-Malays in BN. Then lo and behold, I realised that all he actually wanted to say was this:
“Barisan could only be saved if Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi steps down”.