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If you need to prove your virginity, fly to Malaysia! – this can be our new tourist advertisement.
For Malaysian plastic surgeons are offering a ‘new’ intact hymen for just that kind of women. Now you don’t have to worry about exposing yourself or embarassing yourself infront of your new/old husband or offending your mother in law, for social or religious reasons.
Hey, how about procedures for men? There must be one to keep their brains intact! And how come only women need to prove themselves – for whatever reasons?!
It’s very, very cheap too – to recycle your virginity, that is – only RM2,500 (or approx. $770) for a 30-minute surgery. The catch is this: you cannot have sex for 6 weeks.
Says the New Sunday Times:
Among the clientele are foreign students who are leaving the country not just with a new academic certificate, but with an intact hymen. The operation is also attracting some local university students who request for their hymen to be repaired.
They are usually in their early 20s and most are in the final year of their studies. “The girls don’t come alone (for the consultation and surgery). They come with their boyfriends or a trusted girlfriend,” the newspaper quoted, but did not name, a consultant plastic surgeon with a private hospital. “To them, having the hymen intact is not just an important marriage commodity – their very lives depend on it,” says the surgeon.
The procedure is promoted on the internet, where else! It seems like a very easy thing to do – just a repair, like we women are cars or something. Or, ‘piercing the remnants of the hymen by closing a tear’; like we are a piece of curtain.
Women who go there do so because they think their husbands will think them “a slut” if they don’t have an intact hymen. What about all those women who do rigorous physical activities like cycling or running? They tear their hymens too! Pity their souls if they meet a men who fret about these things. Better to die alone and single!
Anyway, this is what I think. A man who can’t accept you with a torn hymen, is not worth anything. If you are worth just a thin piece of hymen to him, then he is nothing but a prick himself!