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If you need to prove your virginity, fly to Malaysia! –  this can be our new tourist advertisement.

For Malaysian plastic surgeons are offering a ‘new’ intact hymen for just that kind of women. Now you don’t have to worry about exposing yourself or embarassing yourself infront of your new/old husband or offending your mother in law, for social or religious reasons.

Hey, how about procedures for men? There must be one to keep their brains intact! And how come only women need to prove themselves – for whatever reasons?!

Anywayz…

It’s very, very cheap too – to recycle your virginity, that is – only RM2,500 (or approx. $770) for a 30-minute surgery. The catch is this: you cannot have sex for 6 weeks.

Says the New Sunday Times

Among the clientele are foreign students who are leaving the country not just with a new academic certificate, but with an intact hymen. The operation is also attracting some local university students who request for their hymen to be repaired.

They are usually in their early 20s and most are in the final year of their studies. “The girls don’t come alone (for the consultation and surgery). They come with their boyfriends or a trusted girlfriend,” the newspaper quoted, but did not name, a consultant plastic surgeon with a private hospital. “To them, having the hymen intact is not just an important marriage commodity – their very lives depend on it,” says the surgeon.

The procedure is promoted on the internet, where else! It seems like a very easy thing to do – just a repair, like we women are cars or something.  Or, ‘piercing the remnants of the hymen by closing a tear’; like we are a piece of curtain.

Women who go there do so because they think their husbands will think them “a slut” if they don’t have an intact hymen. What about all those women who do rigorous physical activities like cycling or running? They tear their hymens too! Pity their souls if they meet a men who fret about these things. Better to die alone and single!

Anyway, this is what I think. A man who can’t accept you with a torn hymen, is not worth anything. If you are worth just a thin piece of hymen to him, then he is nothing but a prick himself!

 

55 responses »

  1. Hi_Men says:

    They`ll be offering genital mutilation next like in Egypt:

    Those who supported the practice argued it was appropriate when female genitals protruded too much, adding that it was needed to preserve the woman’s virtue.
    “Nothing in Islam forbids circumcision,” said Saad al-Katatni, president of Egypt’s main opposition group, the Muslim Brotherhood.
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080607/wl_mideast_afp/egypthealthwomenlawcircumcision_080607185800

  2. kcee says:

    Lol!
    Nip & tuck, in one go no more virgin in the name of marketabilty. We should leave it at that as it’s a matter of choice!

  3. Johncumerrily says:

    Malaysia surely will profit a lot from this “Back-To-Virgin” industry.

    I would suggest also that they learn cosmetically to augment a G-Spot for the low libido women, or women who cums lately. Because women who cums lately are normally harridans who deprived of a good and satisfactory orgasms.

    The G-Spot area is the most sensitive parts of the women’s body that may enable them to cum early and squirts like a ejaculating faulty faucet.

    I say this is a good industry but if you ask me of preference, I will not have sex with a virgin. It takes 4-5 attempts and the last time I did it with a virgin, the room (motel) bands on the wall for the irking voice.

  4. wits0 says:

    “Change, yes we can!” – Obama(loose change)

    “Change your lifestyle” – Najib(we’re all made of money for all luxury)

    “Climate Change!” – Imagine a world where it does not!

    Everything’s recyclable as an environmentalist ideal in a reprocessable, repackageable world.

  5. targus says:

    when u r over 50s who cares whether u r virgin or not.
    what important is did both feel the satisfaction or not.
    the run-in engine runs faster and smoother!

  6. Johann Foo says:

    where is this clinic where the surgeons perform the operation? is it in penang? lol. no, not asking because i want to go (i’m in penang). sometime back there was this news that somewhere in penang, there is this clinic where surgeons offer all kinds of plastic surgery, esp. breast enlargement – so much so that some people say penang had become a new kind of ‘silicon valley’. well silicon valley used to describe penang as with many electronics semiconductior factories, and then came plastic surgery (which use silicon) hence the new silicon valley! haha.

  7. hamzah says:

    “If you are worth just a thin piece of hymen to him, then he is nothing but a prick himself!”

    ahh … Malaysia Boleh!

  8. lucia says:

    oops. sorry susan, the above (by johann foo) was written by me when i log on using that name. didn’t realise i was using the name until it get posted. so can you please delete it (or else johann foo will come after me). i reproduce what i wrote here:

    ————————–

    where is this clinic where the surgeons perform the operation? is it in penang? lol. no, not asking because i want to go (i’m in penang). sometime back there was this news that somewhere in penang, there is this clinic where surgeons offer all kinds of plastic surgery, esp. breast enlargement – so much so that some people say penang had become a new kind of ’silicon valley’. well silicon valley used to describe penang as with many electronics semiconductior factories, and then came plastic surgery (which use silicon) hence the new silicon valley! haha.

  9. Edi神 says:

    In the middle east & pakistan…

    Things are different! Women are more like slaves or baby machine!

  10. team bsg says:

    we would rather if they can repair / adjust the faulty
    J ( juice) & C (come ) Spots respectively for a truly wet satisfaction , everytime & all the time, highmen or not

  11. Maddog says:

    Actually, in conservative Muslim cultures, both mother’s and mother-in-law’s check the bride’s hymen as a prerequisite to marriage – if it’s intact, the girl is still a virgin and hence suitable for the husband-to-be.

    In extreme cases, if a girl is found to have lost her virginity while unmarried, her very life is in extreme danger. Honour-killings are rampant in many countries, not just Muslim ones at that. So in effect, repairing the hymen might very well indeed just save her life.

    It’s common knowledge that many Saudi girls over in Europe studying have their hymen’s repaired before returning to Saudi Arabia for marriage otherwise they could be killed by their father or brothers…

    It’s an abhorrent situation, but the roots of this ‘tradition’ run very deep, and it is very difficult to ban – Pakistan has tried, and without success. It even happens in Europe. Although a long and difficult path to follow to change, we never the less must. Women are often the ones who pay for men’s ego’s and wants.

    I’m a man and that requires more than just having a penis.

  12. Bangsar Health says:

    There is one in Bangsar for Total Vagina Rejuvenation.
    The clinic is called Alice Total Wellness at Bangsar Baru.
    Totally professional. I did mine there.

  13. Sagaladoola says:

    Reminds me of Madonna’s song….

    “Like A Virgin”
    “Touched for the very first time”
    “Like A Vir~ir~ir~irgin”
    “With your heartbeat, next to mine”
    “Whoa ~~~”

    Dear me, Madonna is indeed visionary … LOL😀

  14. hiromi says:

    what a coincidence. I’m now reading ben elton’s blind faith. his vision of the future is both scary and funny. what is even scarier is the fact that we’re living the future now, so to speak, what with hymen reconstruction, plasma tv, reality tv etc. it will not get any better, folks. sorry to be so pessimistic but let’s hope that i’m wrong.

  15. ironic_law says:

    hahaha, I think many Malaysian guy had gone over thru this “HYMEN” issue. I dun think many care much about it unless your (females) father-in-law is a priest or a mufti or a sami la.. Then you might had problem into explaining it to them (if they found out about it le, ceh you dun talk, your wife dun talk who know about it woh, unless you do a live PORN show right in front of them la).

    It’s not that you(guys) wanna lie, you can choose not to talk about it, I think no mother will pressured her son by asking “Son! IS SHE A VIRGIN?”. Ceh! Virgin or not after you(guys) pricked her it is still the same so for what is that an issue (unless you are still confined by your RELIGION taboos le). “IMPURITY” issue is always boggling guys with such mentality, yes maybe with “PURE BODY” means that she was not a SLUT during the previous year but that doesn’t mean after you pricked her she wont be 1 in future duh (sorry touchwood but am I not talking senses)!!

    So I dun think it was necessary for girls to undergone such operations unless they wanna go into the ELITE/ARISTOCRATIC/CLASSY family which imposes such strict “TABOOS” le… Aiyoyo want to get married also had to gone thru operation, labor also need operation then botox also need surgery, then plastic surgery also need operation.. Wahh! So much $$ to spend meh, my father is not Bill Gates le…

  16. Johncumlambatly says:

    Ordinary woman will not undergo the pain of the sexual intercourse again.
    Only those who wanted to please their rich spouse.

    U know the pitch of a lady virgin screaming? :O

  17. ktemoc says:

    The formula H = V reminds me that I too was once a virgin though no hymen was involved, but read my story ‘The High Altar of Virginity’ in http://ktemoc.blogspot.com/2005/12/high-altar-of-virginity.html

    (Susan I hope you don’t mind a bit of spamming here – it’s on topic)

    On a more serious note I am also reminded of an issue not too long ago in France.

    Over there, a debate was then raging among doctors over Muslim women who demanded operations to reconstitute (my word) their hymens before marriage as well as medical certificates testifying to their virgin status.

    That there should be such a controversy over the repair of a woman’s tissue was a belief by some doctors that such requests from women, desperate to avoid the perilous consequences that can follow the loss of the hymen, was an unacceptable social regression driven by Islamic fundamentalists.

    Well, bloody ‘unacceptable social regression’ to their out-of-touch-with-reality self-importance!

    Jacques Lansac, chairman of the French National College of Gynaecologists and Obstetricians, led the campaign against what he described as an attack on the dignity of women.

    He also issued advice against hymenoplasty, saying: “We get more and more women coming in and saying that their brothers or fathers will kill them if they find out they’ve slept with a man. But it’s important to say no, because if we don’t we’re giving in to the fundamentalists.”

    “… we’re giving in to the fundamentalists …” – That’s how he saw the whole agony (of life and death) of Muslim women, which was why I described him as suffering from “out-of-touch-with-reality self-importance!”, or living in his cocooned western lifestyle without considering the cultures and mores of an Arab woman.

    Now contrast his attitude (so-called principle) to that of Jacques Milliez, head of the department of gynaecology and obstetrics at Saint-Antoine hospital in Paris, who said: “I worked in Algeria as a junior doctor and when I was on call at night I saw these young women whose throats had been slit because they were suspected of having lost their virginity. So if someone asks me, I sign the certificate.”

    Well, which doctor do you think had the correct compassionate attitude as expected of a man (or woman) of medicine? Which doctor was moralistically grandstanding on bloody useless principle even if the women would be slayed by their families on matters of so-called honour?

    I read recently the hymen debate is back, this time I think in Turkey.

  18. Johncumlambatly says:

    If you appraise Malay distaff side, by the age of 21, I personally perceived by hindsight with few and their attitude has lost their virginities.

    When I was at a foreign Uni., anyone who reaches the age of 21 and remains a virgin are mocked sadistically.

    Malaysia imitating Thailand for one to have such “Virgin Re-instated” will save many morons to have their hymen remake for the pleasure of some sadistic idiots.

    How about enlarging the male penis if it’s small enough to even tickle?

  19. Act-ually says:

    `How about enlarging the male penis if it’s small enough to even tickle?`.. Johncumlambatly

    Not sure about that, but there`s this:

    Foreskin Restoration
    http://www.norm-uk.org/foreskin_restoration.html

  20. Act-ually says:

    `How about enlarging the male penis if it’s small enough to even tickle?`.. Johncumlambatly

    Not sure about that, but there`s this:

    Foreskin Restoration
    http://www.norm-uk.org/foreskin_restoration.html

  21. Act-ually says:

    `How about enlarging the male penis if it’s small enough to even tickle?`.. Johncumlambatly

    Not sure about that, but there`s this:

    Foreskin Restoration
    norm-uk.org/foreskin_restoration.html

  22. ah long says:

    For homosexuals can put hymen in the arsehole arh??

  23. Khairy Kemulutin says:

    It is call Vaginal Refreshment lah! Those idiots use it until it is torn and blue black and when they marry a girl they want a pinky one.! Stupid.

    The Vagina like the brain is best if it is always being used.

    Phark Lah

  24. 2cents says:

    eh ah long…

    if put hymen in arse hole…where the shit goes? kekekekeke
    in which case, must have sex within 6 days, otherwise arse hole full of shit…not very sexy you know..

  25. sungame says:

    “Hey, how about procedures for men? There must be one to keep their brains intact! ”

    It’s hard to keep something intact if it is missing in the first place…

  26. hutchrun says:

    `There must be one to keep their brains intact!`

    The first step of an ancient Egyptian mummification was to remove the brain. To remove the brain the ancient Egyptians would use a hook. They would stick the hook up the nose and pull out sections of the brain. After the brain was removed, it was either discarded or preserved in its own conopic jar.

  27. simplicityx says:

    hahahaha wtf?!!!!!!

  28. artemus22 says:

    Maddog says:

    “I’m a man and that requires more than just having a penis.”

    I’m with you, Maddog.

  29. […] New hymen, anyone? Anyway, this is what I think. A man who can’t accept you with a torn hymen, is not worth anything. If you are worth just a thin piece of hymen… […]

  30. hutchrun says:

    One of these “vertebrate innovation” genes called SAP102, for example, is necessary for a mouse to learn how to navigate a maze. When this gene is defective in humans, it results in a form of mental disability.

    “The molecular evolution of the synapse is like the evolution of computer chips — the increasing complexity has given them more power and those animals with the most powerful chips can do the most,” said Grant.

    The new findings will help scientists understand normal functioning of the human brain, and could lead to treatments for disease, he added.

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080608181654.1i1wqf9f&show_article=1

  31. tamade says:

    Ha, Ha, Suasan, you are indeed very humerous. Now, Bolehland will become the number one destination in the world for women who wish to reconstruct hmm… How nice? Guess the Guomen must compel the plastic surgeons to pay 50% profit tax on each sugery being carried out. Then the money can be used to solve food crisis etc. How about it, MM the Mahafiraun? Can you give some comments in your CETEK.com?

  32. hutchrun says:

    Re: KTemoc`s comment @ 3.58 pm, there is further `progress` in France:

    The annulment of a young Muslim couple’s marriage because the bride was not a virgin has caused anger in France, prompting President Sarkozy’s party to call for a change in the law.

    The decision by a court in Lille was condemned by the Government, media, feminists and civil rights organisations after it was reported in a legal journal on Thursday. Patrick Devedjian, leader of the ruling Union for a Popular Movement, said it was unacceptable that the law could be used for religious reasons to repudiate a bride. It must be modified “to put an end to this extremely disturbing situation”, he said.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4034908.ece

  33. hutchrun says:

    Re: KTemoc`s comment @ 3.58 pm, there is further `progress` in France:

    The annulment of a young Muslim couple’s marriage because the bride was not a virgin has caused anger in France, prompting President Sarkozy’s party to call for a change in the law.

    The decision by a court in Lille was condemned by the Government, media, feminists and civil rights organisations after it was reported in a legal journal on Thursday. Patrick Devedjian, leader of the ruling Union for a Popular Movement, said it was unacceptable that the law could be used for religious reasons to repudiate a bride. It must be modified “to put an end to this extremely disturbing situation”, he said.

    timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4034908.ece

  34. ashu91smvgo says:

    who is care about virginity women.virginity is in the faith of the wife on her husband and husband on wife till death parts them.whats the point of having virginity before marriage when u play kayu tiga when your husband is not around.

  35. highman says:

    No wonder you are single, lonely, and old, Susan. You’re such a nag.

    No big deal lah, it’s the same as any other form of plastic surgery lah. Boob recontruction, whaddya think? Same lah.

  36. caravanserai says:

    The sick society
    The market strategy
    Women fall for it
    And they think men
    So stupid falling for the trick

    When women talk about their history
    In courtship in days and months ahead
    Will the truth be told?
    Will the women play innocent?

    It is better to tell the truth
    Then suffering the agony of a lie be found
    This is a profit motive to fool the women
    ‘Don’t worry
    We make you whole in 30 minutes’

    In a sincere relationship
    Don’t build foundation on lie
    When it is found out
    The emotional turmoil will be hard to forget

    History tends to come around
    Somebody will spoon the beans
    Sure Madonna loves to be a virgin
    She doesn’t want to tell lie…….

    Now why waste money?
    Just to satisfy the guys?
    Find someone who cares
    And love the way you are

  37. Malay Gurl says:

    Johncumlambatly Says:
    June 9, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    _______________________________________________________________

    For some reasons I agree with the above commentator’s view that is men should go for penis enlargement rather than women to remake their virginity.

    Male virgins do not suffer same ordeal of women virgins of initial and serialize penetration of men’s phallus’.

    If the women’s vagina are too loose that it can replace Mike tyson’s punching bag, I suggest the plastic surgeons in Malaysia to bring in the skills and equipments for cock enlargement.

    Malaysian of Chinese ethnicity has an average shortest cock according to many lady masseurs compared to Indians.

    According to few female masseurs who confided in me,

    Average Chinese cock : 5″

    Average Malay cock : thereabout or slightly 5.5″

    Average Indian Cock : 6″

    Average Mat Salleh Rod : 7″

    Average Nigger “Snake” : 8″

  38. Kapitan says:

    College girl to her male friend. “Hy Man, if you want to sleep with me tonight you’ll have to sign a promisary note to marry me or you can give me bank notes of RM.2500 so that I can have my hymen back before I marry my future husband”….. hehehe

  39. sana saleem says:

    This is so obscene ! hymen is always been A BIG ISSUE ON A SMALL TISSUE ! like seriously , if one is so bothered about social and religious consequences then better not do anything wrong . Plus I think men or potential mother-in-laws should be educated about the hymen not being just a mere token to advocate one’s chastity, Horse riding , exercises, cycling there are so many reasons why a hymen can rupture . It is a TISSUE for the love of god stop making it the key to sacredness of a woman . I don’t know when exactly will women step up against this baseless prejudice against them .

  40. bamboo river says:

    And men always says ” Love is Blind”

  41. rocketreferral says:

    This is all messed up

  42. Harrison says:

    Hahaha. What have I missed?

  43. tamade says:

    Dear Malay Gurl, looks like you have gathered quite some info on the sizes of male phallus. I think it’s a good idea and the Guomen can train more capable youngsters to become plastic surgeons. Then we will ask Azalina to launch a campaign to lure the Japanese, Koreans, Taiwanese, Hongkis etc to come to Malaysia (both sexes). It will be termed ” Visit Malaysia Year 2008-Reconstruction of Hymen and Phyllus, the Malaysian Style”. How about it, Gurl?

  44. tired says:

    it has always been a misconcieved perception. it can’t hold any truth (about a girl who has her hymen torn being loose or sleazy).

  45. Jong says:

    At last, one bright spark! Tell that to the muslim men who screws around and expect their women to be ‘virgins’!

  46. ah long says:

    Chinaman dick might be smaller than whitemen dick but chinaman very kuat. Look at the number of Chinese in the world.

    Snow White dicks are usually soft cocks. No power one lah.

    It is not the size of the wave that rocks the boat, it is the motion of the ocean.

  47. hutchrun says:

    Navel gazing:

    thegazerofnavels.blogspot.com/2008/06/tun-salleh-saga-open-reply-to-dr.html

  48. ktemoc says:

    Malay Gurl, sorry to disappointed you but here’s my post in the form of a letter to my friend Lakhbir Singh which shows medical stats to challenge your personal research😉

    http://ktemoc.blogspot.com/2006/12/long-short-of-tambis.html

  49. artemus22 says:

    Just to share these with all of you. They are taken from the website ‘Things that you don’t need to know’ and posted by Ashan Rodrigo at http://www.infolanka.com/jokes/messages/2324.html

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the country side and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time … Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

  50. hutchrun says:

    In parts of Tibet, Nepal, Bhutan a woman may have more than one hubby.

  51. hutchrun says:

    Najib needs a new hymen:

    Najib defended the move, saying that cabinet ministers were “already underpaid in Malaysia” relative to the private sector.”Don’t begrudge us for what we have,” he pleaded.

    laicheehoe.blogspot.com/2008/06/najib-explains-why-he-wont-challenge-pm.html

  52. lulu says:

    hey was just wondering…how much does this sugery cost in canada ?

  53. ptjacob says:

    thanks for unexpected details on a thin tissue wet with humour and warm with update facts

  54. just an opinion says:

    about this new hymen things for women, i think it is about choice of an individual. if one thinks that having a new hymen, is the best for their life, we must respect that, though others may say that relationship should not be based by a lie. but i think it is not about lie, it is about confidence in facing life, so that the person may continue living without feeling down. though i agree that relationship should not based on lie. but to men, when you find out that the girl that you might to marry, when the relationship goes deep, then she tells you that she is not a virgin. how would you feel?

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