IMMEDIATE VACANCIES: Drama queens/kings
A new media organisation is looking for talented and driven drama queens and kings.
If you have a flair for random emotional outbursts, a fondness for irrational arguments, and a proclivity for passionate pandering to politicians, please send in your resume together with a few photos of you in various compromising positions and a video of your most glamorous war with unsuspecting victims.
In this industry, age is never a factor and neither is experience, what we are looking for is a dedicated desire to destroy whatever is in your way.
Successful candidates will be groomed to lead full-scale dramas on both the local and international stages. Our experienced team will mold you to ensure you reach the pinnacle of your pushy pontifications.
Competitive salaries and benefits. Only shortlisted candidates will be notified.