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FREE SPEECH ZONE 3

Contrary to the picture above, this space is where you can say most things where someone might hear you.

As promised, and in conjunction with Press Freedom month in May, here I am with FREE SPEECH ZONE 3. It’s a kind of kopi-tiam (coffee shop) where you can express yourself and comment about stuff which is off-topic from the ones in this blog. Some of you have been requesting for this to happen ages ago, and I am sorry for the delay. But here it is, better late than never, isn’t it?

I look forward to many conversations here.  I look forward to being entertained but also to learn many new things from you, my dear commentators.

So, bring ‘em on…!

1,039 Responses to “FREE SPEECH ZONE 3”

  1. [...] all your feedback, suggestions and criticisms. And to show you how much I love you, here’s FREE SPEECH ZONE 3. [...]

    Your 2 million hits mean a lot to me « * SUSAN LOONE’s blog * - May 2, 2008 at 6:16 am

  2. Coffee or teh tarik anyone?
    Sorry for my multiple comments in the other side of the posting. Just came back from work asssignments and no internet lah.My old and cheap Nokia can only surf e mail.
    But cannot surf blogs….memory not enough.
    So, having the crave for surfing Susan’s blog like I missed my Nescafe for two weeks.
    Just enjoy my Nescafe and wait for all the honoured guests to walk.surf in. :-)

    bamboo river - May 2, 2008 at 6:53 am

  3. Haha! Bamboo River, I was about to send you a mail to ask you where are you? Been pretty long your sudden but often disappearances these day!!!
    But glad you are back and well.
    Looking forward to see all old friends here again :)

    susan loone - May 2, 2008 at 6:59 am

  4. Hey Susan

    Just thought of saying “hi” (mundane….) and thank you (mundane also……) for coming to my blog (*smile..) Means much to me that a BIG-TIME blogger like you who just hit 2 million ++hits in below two years would commend me on “good blogging”. Hah..now I’m beginning to sound like an idiot..:)

    I’m not going to qualify as an “old friend”, but I’m sure you’ll welcome new ones, no?

    su - May 2, 2008 at 8:32 am

  5. Thanks, Susan for this little FSZ 3 corner.

    Teh Tarik, Roti Canai, Murtabak, Iced Espresso , Mocha Latte, Cheesecake…whatever is your poison…

    kittykat46 - May 2, 2008 at 8:40 am

  6. Never check my mail that early today. Look at what we have here. New style. New cafe and the great same owner. Nescafe Kau Kau (is that the Chinese word? ) Another Puan Cik Fatimah (what do u call tongkat ali for woman?) for Je, Ah for Susan.

    Harrison - May 2, 2008 at 8:43 am

  7. Do anyone every get the hint that Fong Po Kuan may have dropped a comment here? Bamboo, I thought the “lady” is the one who was supposed to open this Grand Cafe, but since you did it, congrats. Another Nescafe, without any screws and spanners. Where’s my buddy, Stenson? :]

    Harrison - May 2, 2008 at 8:48 am

  8. I am just wondering where this M. is? He’s more refined now and no personal attacks like before. I guess someone who knew him may wana invite him here.

    :) - May 2, 2008 at 8:50 am

  9. Lat nite was the B.U.M. 2008 fest, and this morning RPK was visited by 6 police officers and still at his home according to Rocky Bru.
    http://rockybru.blogspot.com/2008/05/rpks-breakfast-uninvited-guests.html

    :) - May 2, 2008 at 10:00 am

  10. Sorry for my unexpected dissapearances all this while.
    Job hazard lah. Sometimes very free and sometimes things can go crazy.
    Harrison , where is your ‘Bin Hansome’ ? Sorry I could not help it lah. The kopitiam is wide open with the water boiling and all those wonderfull kuih muih in the larder. More over the owner had left a BIG note ” Help yourself “.

    su @ 8.32 a.m.,
    Everyone is equal no matter what they drink here.
    So, welcome to the third ‘Kopitiam’ and expect lots of coffeeshop talk .

    Kittykat, no overseas trip ahh? How is the market now ? I meant business market , not wet market.

    bamboo river - May 2, 2008 at 10:33 am

  11. Haha Bamboo River,
    Yeah, I’m grounded for now…cost cutting….

    The international market is real bad, except China and the Oil-Rich states of the Middle East, I suppose. US , Europe by association, all hurting.

    Malaysia is right now cushioned somewhat by high-commodity prices.
    It hurts ordinary people through high food costs, but the overall economy should survive this.

    We live in very interesting times….

    kittykat46 - May 2, 2008 at 10:57 am

  12. The ‘ball is now reformed, just like UMNO/ Barisan Nasional ?

    He’s welcome to come back…

    kittykat46 - May 2, 2008 at 11:01 am

  13. Kitty kat,

    That is all I am trying so say till now. I don’t quite see “it” scouring about “hantaming” commentators. Where’s “it”? (referring to the nick)

    :) - May 2, 2008 at 11:04 am

  14. BR, kacip fatimah for me with no ice please. How much do I still owe you? See, I promised to come back and pay up. Sorry to miss the grand opening.

    Nice to c nearly everyone is back except monty, w9 and wait, stenson is not here? Oh well, I hope everyone is still in the same look, shape and size. I could imagine monty loading his gun, w9 trying hard to change the world and stenson looking for someone with screws and spanners to help change himself.

    kk46… dont worry too much. You have 27 million malaysian friends with the same concern. The price of rice is up again. I thot about eating rubber but it went up too.

    Good day everyone. Loves you Sue.

    jeancumlately - May 2, 2008 at 11:32 am

  15. Nice to see jeancumlately back here.
    How’s sofiairdina ?

    I’ve seen the ‘ball in some other blogs. He sounds very civil and reformed , just like Toyol after March 8…..kekekekek….

    kittykat46 - May 2, 2008 at 12:17 pm

  16. Aiya, Jean sudah mai sini! Welcome back! , mari jempot minum kopi kacip fatimah spesial. Hati – hati, kopi manyak panas lah.
    Itu Buku 555 gua sudah ‘update’ lah. No more hutang hutang from all patrons in this kopitiam. All is cleaned out to start anew. Only the list of names remains as from FSZ1.
    You said you thot of eating rubber ahhh? Do you know that rubber seed can be eaten provided you boiled the seeds in salt water overnight?
    If the seeds are not boiled properly, we can become ‘mabuk’ after eating them.

    Kittykat 46,
    High cost of daily food like rice, vege and fish is really eating into our wallet. I had started planting my own vege . Nope , no rice planting . Maybe to change from rice to potato for our daily carbohidrate.
    There are so many ways to cook potatos ….I should start planting potatos in my small garden lah.

    bamboo river - May 2, 2008 at 1:35 pm

  17. Jean never fail to excite me.I need to change to be more loving to you,if not sure handsome sure to dapat you.Dont eat rubber ok.I mean the one guys wear for protection.Roti prata is cheap and last long too.I would rather go for ijiok mee reebus – javanese style – pedas pedas.
    I read in the press that only 25% of women in malaysia reached climax while having sex.Handsome is not doing his work.Hopefully jean is not one of the 25%.Nice to hear from you my darling jean and my handsome pal handsome.Adios senior and seniorita.

    stenson - May 2, 2008 at 2:09 pm

  18. I read in the press that only 25% of women in malaysia reached climax while having sex-Stenson

    Since you raise the matter,

    A male friend of mine (around 30) confided in me that her gf at 35 does not even oozes a smidgen of juice during foreplay, but when they are having sex, the girl’ s love-juice seems to flush out like a leaking tap and has orgasms one after another before my friend ejaculates.

    Women suffers from impotence as well or else if the husband who suffer such malady, you will see lots of ever-readily mama that wanna be ++++++.

    Ancut Nyamai - May 2, 2008 at 3:44 pm

  19. Wah, dah jadi macam XXX-rated Free Speech Zone-ni.

    kittykat46 - May 2, 2008 at 3:53 pm

  20. I am well kk46 and you are certainly right about this kopitiam being turned into an xxx-rated. Let us not do that okay… and I am working hard to convince my sis to drop that jeancumlately thing coz… well, it upsets atleast 75% of malaysian population.

    jean… go find another nick!

    sofiairdina - May 2, 2008 at 6:43 pm

  21. Ai yah, BR, “kacip fatimah for me with no ice please”.-Jeancumlately

    Thanks for refreshing my memory my cyber sis. Kacip Fatimah it is called. Yeah!

    Hunk - May 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm

  22. Hehehehe….how about Tongkat Ali. Or Tongkat Minah for new nicknames.

    I see this kopitiam got more civilised customers with a sense of humour.

    ah Long - May 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm

  23. Don’t talk about sex, politics & religion then talk what? Talk about the weather how to get 2 million hits?

    Talk about eat rubber, we should recycle all our used condoms and use them to make chewing gum and sell to the Americans. Great for our export sales.

    ah Long - May 2, 2008 at 9:08 pm

  24. Ah Long,

    This is a Free Speech Zone, and I believe it is. But talking about sex may be indecent to Susan right now as of yesteryears. My commenteries are getting moderated now. Have to respect the owner or get banned……..

    Ancut Nyamai - May 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm

  25. Susan,
    This is the month of World Press Freedom Day, which is on 3 May (today).
    I don’t think there is a World Press Freedom Month. But I guess we can unofficially call it that, if we want to stretch it.

    Thought I should clarify :)

    rodsjournal - May 2, 2008 at 11:16 pm

  26. HALOooooooo, general knowledge about sex is okay lahhh.
    But to go deeeeep into the subject ..tak payah lahhhh.
    You know , I know, our partner knows …sudah lahhhhh.
    There are a lot of things to talk/write besides SEX.

    Lets go into the topic about our ADUN.
    My ADUN is now in Kamunting courtesy of our Minister of Internal Affairs and PDRM.
    According to Eli , he will be sworn in at Kamunting and officially (my words) we will have an ADUN (Adun Detained Under National) security. No offence to all ADUNs!
    So, what is going to happen to Mr Manoharan after that?
    I sympathised Mrs Manoharan and her children.
    Actually the sentiments among us especially the Indian communities are very strong.

    Don’t forget about other detainees besides the Hindraf 5.
    Some of them is being detained for 20 years according to RPK.
    Is there anyway the list of ISA detainees can be made public or it is under OSA?
    The next campaign from PR should be release all ISA detainees or give them a FAIR trial .

    bamboo river - May 3, 2008 at 7:16 am

  27. @ bamboo river
    i’ve got a list of ISA detainees on my blog, http://malaysianpolitics.wordpress.com/
    but I doubt that it is in any way the full list, because I’ve only got about 50++ people on it. But it’s a start. The thing about this list is that I think it was compiled by people who were following the arrests closely. Obviously the government wouldn’t be letting us see the list. Don’t think it’s under OSA though.

    It’s sort of like the list of students who died while doing the National Service thing. There’s no information on their official website, but i’m sure that there are lists out there somewhere documenting the students who died. It’s not a small deal.

    su - May 3, 2008 at 9:50 am

  28. Oh, and one more thing. The PR are going to table a motion in Parliament to have the ISA abolished on Monday (05/05/08) Or that’s what’s been reported. As for Manoharan, Elizabeth Wong says that he’s going to be sworn in some time soon, but in Kamunting!

    I wonder how he’s supposed to be an effective ADUN when he’s all alone separated from the public?

    su - May 3, 2008 at 9:54 am

  29. Thank you Su for the info. Yes , we are having a detained representative whom was found ‘guilty until proven innocent’..quoting RPK.
    I believe depending on our PR MPs alone to table the abolishment of ISA is not collectively effective.
    The ADUNs and rakyat too must do their part.
    I noticed a logo “SAY NO to ISA” in MT and if we could do our small part of displaying this logo prominently will probably sent a message for public awareness.

    Unfortunately, if we organise a public forum about this issue , I am sure the authorities will definitely against it.
    I had observed that SUHAKAM did looked into this issue but only concerning the well being of the detainees.
    Another suggestion is to declare “ABOLISH ISA Week” whereby everyone will wear a symbolic sign like a purple ribbon to show solidarity.
    We should voice out in a peaceful but obvious manner .We are already in the 21st century and yet the draconian law of the past century is still being used to curtail freedom of speech and democracy.

    bamboo river - May 3, 2008 at 11:18 am

  30. Hard to see them abolish ISA, especially now that BN is fighting for survival and the internet and blogs like this is threatening their hold on to power.

    They need something to frighten you buggers and use it if they have to. The best that we can hope for is for them to amend ISA. Let us say can detain people suspected of terrorism for say 3 months without trial.

    I think 3 months is enough time for them to gather enough information to lay charges or release the accused. We cannot have indefinite jail without trial.

    Even the hypocrite Americans have to jail those without trial outside of US soil in Guatanomo bay. Even that they only jail non US citizens there.

    ah Long - May 3, 2008 at 11:24 am

  31. Today’s the World Press Freedom day, yeah? There are thousands of brave journalists whom in their course of seeking the truth was persecuted and even executed throughout the world. In many parts of the world, Malaysia included, you’ll have to report THEIR TRUTH. So what is truth, but fables concocted by winners, no? :D

    Oh bamboo, thank you for remembering me, at least I still remember my old man’s (not too old actually) name. How’s work?

    Jeancumlately-sudah minum?

    bin Hansome - May 3, 2008 at 11:26 am

  32. The ISA was designed by the Brits during the colonial times to arrest the communist, but it was being misused and abused by the malaysian Government to incarcerate political dissidents of any false charges to satiate their desires.

    bin Hansome - May 3, 2008 at 11:29 am

  33. I reluctantly told my talkative (has been lately) friend to drop by FSZ, now that Fong Poh KUan is also here. MP without a blog?…but never mind this place can be a substitute in the absence of a blog. I hope you don’t mind:
    http://malaysiancartoons.blogspot.com/2008/05/hows-about-one-more-time-malaysiakini.html

    Bennyloh - May 3, 2008 at 12:23 pm

  34. Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

    ah Long - May 3, 2008 at 7:46 pm

  35. That Baginda’s daughter must be going through a tough time. Poor bugger. I think she honestly think her dad is innocent because he wasn’t caught with a smoking gun in his hand.

    But the verdict still remains to be seen. He has the motive, the means and the victim was last seen outside his house and of course the damning letter written by the victim raising her fear of Baginda wanting her dead.

    Why the prosecution hasn’t demanded for Baginda to be put on the stand for cross examination by counsel is the nine wonder of the world.

    The eight wonder is the “wonder bra”. You take off the bra and you wonder where the boobs have gone.

    ah Long - May 3, 2008 at 7:54 pm

  36. Hey, Bennyloh, managed to catch you in MT though. How’s cartoon world?
    Okay, ah Long, talking about ISA and detaining suspects for 3 months is the main issue. But do you seriously think the authorities are able to complete the job within 3 months?
    Look at the list of detainees provided by Su.
    There is not a slightest motive for them to amend ISA. If they do, then it will set the ball rolling for PR to fight for the abolishment of ISA through and thru.

    Hansome ,
    What lah you. One moment I see Harrison, the next is bin Hansome is replying to me. Apalah you brader. Indecisive or just confused who you are. Ok, I ‘ll just add. you the usual nick HbH. Overdosed of Kopi Jantan or Jean spiked your Nescafe ? :-)
    As you noticed , I was ‘missing’ about two weeks. Actually supposed to be about ten days. Unfortunately, my client changed his mind about the project that I am commissioning AFTER I had completed the job. So, had to stay back to re-do the whole thing.

    Customer is always right PROVIDED they PAY what is due!

    I am still in my office now…after I had my dinner at home.
    Have some tail ends to complete so I could have a mind free Sunday tomorrow.
    Will catch up with you all on Monday.
    To everyone in this zone…have a beautiful Sunday!

    bamboo river - May 3, 2008 at 9:16 pm

  37. It’s an awful Sunday, I don’t wanna get out of bed..Who ever allowed it to rain on Sundays….

    I’m going to shuffle over to get my cuppa..

    su - May 4, 2008 at 4:27 am

  38. Banboo river

    Maybe 3 months is not enough, how about 6 months maximum. What I am trying to say is, put a time limit on ISA detention without trial. If they want to detain anyone for longer than they must bring then to trial.

    The current systen is not acceptable, dont you think?

    ah long - May 4, 2008 at 9:46 am

  39. Envy you lah su… you are there with the option to stay in bed while I am here on the 24th floor of an office building on sunday morning looking at kl tower and hoping that it’ll give me an inspiration on how to get my job done and… go to bed. Some guys have all the luck…

    ISA is just like any weapon. It can be used to attack or defend yourself. There are lotsa people now under ISA but somehow many are being forgotten. Beside hindraf, there are also JI and all, i think, but did anybody actually fought for those detained because of JI? Is it because Hindrafs are “freedom fighters” while JI are “terrorists?” No wonder DAP or PR never even asked.

    BR, just give HbH or harrison or bin hansome a cup of kacip fatimah and we’ll see the effect. I wanna find out too.

    Yup, thanks hansome, saya sudah minum tapi belum bayar…

    cindaiberkias - May 4, 2008 at 10:10 am

  40. I agree with ah long on the ISA thing. Definitely not working. That’s why something’s gotta change bout the ISA.

    cindaiberkias, unfortunately, i don’t really have an option, what with my assignments piled up higher and higher by the second…

    i think my morning cup of caffeine has worn off already…

    su - May 4, 2008 at 10:21 am

  41. Bamboo river,
    Hi, Cartooning has always been my favorite pastime.
    I got this from an email,
    “Put a bomb in a lady’s bra”
    (you get) tits-bits
    “Put a bomb inside a man’s underwear”
    (You get) Banana-splits

    bennyloh - May 4, 2008 at 10:30 am

  42. Bamboo,

    Yes, “customers are always right” has been a phrase and in the norm every now and then. But given the word “always” within suits the the upperhand of their status being not TOTALLY right.

    Only when you go to Petaling Street, the hucksters towkays are always right. You cannot find a “wrong” in them unless you walks in the corridors of more-powerful.

    Hi cindaiberkias, I really wana pay for your drink but I can’t coz u looks like Jeancumlately, sounds like Jeancumlately, however, I will only pay for your drink if you are really Jeancumlately. it’s ok Ah Long, because whenever u appear, I know my buddy Stenson is here, correct (?)

    I really like coffee but not Tongkat Ali coz the last time I drank one cup at about 7pm, it drags my eyes open till 3a.m. Kacip Faimah. No, thanks.
    I might as well go for silicon implants. Thanks anyway. I am very very
    happy and proud to be a man.

    Last nite I went to a dinner, when a lass friend of mine was wearing a T that reads “what men can do, a women can do better”. While I was reading , the whole bunch at the tables were laughing incessantly. ;)

    Good day gentlemen, I am going for a swim later. Oh yeah, call me Harrison. HbH is not a nick but my acronym. Thanks. I am a M. I don’t eat pork. But I am not sure whether ham is pork. by pretending not to know too much, I think I may be sinless, yeah?

    All the best to commentator “Su” in her studies. Do me a favor will ya? Don’t turn around, ya? =) No insinuation intended. U looks perfectly fine at this angle.

    Harrison - May 4, 2008 at 11:36 am

  43. Thanks Harrison, I’m going to need all the luck I can get.

    And no worries, I won’t turn around. What I look like is going to remain a secret. After all, “a secret makes a woman woman”, no? :)

    su - May 4, 2008 at 12:40 pm

  44. Bedol is now talking about building a multi-billion Ringgit food stockpile.
    Sensible idea on the surface, but think a bit deeper.

    The usual method of carrying out project likes this in Bolehland is to farm it out to connected UMNOputra firms, who then proceed to make 100% mark-up on it, then sub-contract it out to some Ali Baba outfit.

    In the end we’ll probably spend a few billion ringgit for a rotting and mouldy food stockpile.

    kittykat46 - May 4, 2008 at 12:41 pm

  45. KK46;

    It’s a crazy idea. Better to provide more land to grow food than to turn any little silly plot into sky scrappers or condominium.

    Better to teach new technologies to farmers and encourage farming and promote their produce to the public than spend few billion ringgits on stockpile.

    You are right. I already get that MOULDY feeling. urghhhh!!!!

    alex - May 4, 2008 at 1:00 pm

  46. To Su,

    Hopefully when you graduated, come back to malaysia and help this nation for the betterment. May god bless u in your endeavor.

    Oh yaeh, in regards to the Hindraf 5, they Government failed to proof ther connections to any terrorist groups but their (gomen) arguments was because that they incite racial tensions that may pursue to racial-riots?

    The inference of the Pakatan Rakyat is to abolish the ISA and compensate all the ex, dead or alive detainees if they are proven not guilty by the law-court.

    Remeber Susan has a commnetor nicked “Raja”. He is good at this. :)

    It rained AGIAN spoloing my trip to the beach. ARhhhhhhhh!

    May, I know Susan, can u swim? :)

    Harrison - May 4, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  47. Dear all,

    I had left a comment on Mahathir’s blog wherein I said “If I am the PM, I will definitely acceded to your (Mahathir) challenge to institute a Commission (comprising foriegners only)to investigate his 22 years as PM. I can’t see why Badawi has not”.

    Not sue my comments are approved.

    Harrison - May 4, 2008 at 1:40 pm

  48. I am currently researching Indonesia’s experience when they removed their oil subsidy.

    Currently petrol is heavily subsidied by Petronas. It is forecasted that at the current rate of consumption, in the absence of any major new discovery, Malaysia will start running out of oil in 10 short years.

    I am sure you all have heard plans to stop the oil subsidy. It has to stop. Oil is a limited scare resource, how can the country keep subsiding it and do nothing to curb it’s ever increasing appetite.

    I will post my research results shortly, the news will NOT be pleasant. It will spell absolute disaster to the country. BUT why, WHY have we been kept in the dark?

    The Indonesian experience is not speculation and inneuendos. They are cold hard facts, that can easily be verified.

    BN/UMNO has done absolutely NO plan on how to deal with what is inenvitable. Nothing will stop the oil running out.

    Grow more plants to produce ethanol and other types of bio fuel may not be the answer. We are already running out of rice because too much of our resources have gone into palm.

    ah Long - May 4, 2008 at 6:14 pm

  49. Ah yes the famous Petronas that lays Gas pipelines with no gas hahahaha.

    hutchrun - May 4, 2008 at 6:25 pm

  50. Oil can drop to USD70 – Mark Mobius of Templeton Asset on CNCBC. Meanwhile, by 2011, Israel will be totally on Electric Cars and Europe on Air Cars.

    hutchrun - May 4, 2008 at 6:27 pm

  51. ah Long, wether it is 3 months or 6 months, ISA is still ISA.
    Actually after studyibg the list of 50 detainees linked by su, it was not only ‘JI’ and ‘terrorist’ only, they are also counterfits and forgers too.
    Harrison, stick to Nescafe and you will be a okay. I believe cindaiberkias is Jean and she is using that nick when surfing in her office computer.
    Apalah Jean. takut member office tau you Jeancumlately kah?
    And working on Sunday with a beautiful view of KL.?
    Mesti ada ‘ilham’ unless whole KL is blurr because of smog.

    When AAB took over from Mahathir, he announced that the gomen will put Agri as the top priority .
    Maybe oil palm and rubber is our daily staple for the next 10 years.

    bamboo river - May 5, 2008 at 8:30 am

  52. Me & my cartoons..mmmnnn…anyway, in Mobile Suit Gundam 00 (2007) set in AD2307, fossil oil was nearly depleted, environment poisoned by fossil energy and the price of oil was prohibitive. Solar energy harnessed by orbital elevators become the cheap and limitless source of power and economy. It is not about the cool Gundams but the stark reality envisioned in the series.

    When fossil oil becomes too expensive and scarce, alternatives will be sought and harnessed. Oil exporting countries will suffer economically and a new realignment of power will take place favoring those countries with the techno & knowledge to the alternatives.

    In Gundam 00 series, the old world was plunged into civil wars because two divides are formed. The Reformist who wants to embrace the new technology and the Comformist who maintains that it is their God who is angry with them and modernization. So as the story goes, when oil price collapses (even to USD70), those relying on her revenue will see turmoil. To evade such worst case scenario, oil producers should start looking into acquiring such technology, instead of getting comfy with the current pile of currency which can become junk when a new order economy takes over when oil ceases to become the main energy source.

    whispering9 - May 5, 2008 at 9:10 am

  53. HbH, you can go ahead and pay for my drink; I mean jean’s. Thanks.

    BR, no. I am not afraid of my colleagues finding out who is jean. I dont have colleagues and I dont think my staff would check my laptop.

    KL did looked nice yesterday and the the streets were so friendly. But as usual, it changed into a mean city by monday morning. No one smiles even when you gave way… sigh. Must be the issues of ISA, oil, rice, badawi, Rowena in their heads.

    FSZ3 is so serious…

    w

    cindaiberkias - May 5, 2008 at 9:47 am

  54. Yalor…no fun to be serious all the time. Life is short, beside I did mention that life is suppose to be fun. Ok…forget about the grim stuff and talk about the super cool gundams. How about mentioning the ‘you must not mention name’ “Hey MONSTERBALL where are you?” Didn’t you see that indirect invitation from ‘you know who’? Surely, MB u are not an imposter now? Heheheh…

    whispering9 - May 5, 2008 at 10:47 am

  55. I overhear 1 guy say he has to practise eat less rice. So he was going to eat chee cheong fun (rice noodle) that evening.

    So perhaps we should eat more Hokkein mee. Made from wheat. Or like my grandmother reminded me, eat more tapioca (ubi kayu) like during the Japanese occupation. Hehehe is this what progress is made of?? Roti canai is made of wheat flour also?

    My grandmother also told me how the malays invented goreng pisang. They had to eat the pisang while it is still green (unripe) because if the Japanese see you got ripe yellow bananas they will take the whole lot away and if you object they chop off your head.

    So the malays cook the unripe bananas and eat them before the japs can steal them.

    ah long - May 5, 2008 at 10:48 am

  56. FSZ3 is so serious…Jean @ Cindaiberkias.

    Ha,ha, caffeine not in top gear yet!
    It has been what months since I drop by in KL.
    But I am expected to be in PWTC this weekend for an exhibition. Just to evaluate some overseas manufacturers.

    Do you know that the car park opposite PWTC is the exact venue of my alma mater? Okay, now you knows. :-)
    I could still remember, we have to carry our own school chairs across that busy Jalan Pahang the day we moved out.

    And yes, that is Maxwell School. That was the end of our only football field. So, switched to sepak takraw. I was the ‘tekong’ that striked our opponent’s spectacle off and broke one lens.Well, in the spirit of sportmanship, we chipped in to pay for the replacement.
    Hahh, school days are fun days, don’t you think?

    bamboo river - May 5, 2008 at 10:51 am

  57. w9, I am not sure if monty is here or not but cant find of his trade marks like “raciallist.” Its quite easy to detect him and I dont think he is here. Someone has to pujuk him real hard.

    All those old “makanan orang susah” are now turned into exotic foods lah. The ubi kayu, pisang rebus, etc are now served at the best places and of course, at stupid prices. And I didnt know that the malays invented goreng pisang.

    I am wondering what do the “makanan orang susah” for chinese and indians in the yesteryears. You know, before kfc, mcD and pizza hut… I had always been wondering what was inside that alumunium (?) container they were carrying to work.

    BR, how come your friend played sepaktakraw without taking off his glasses? So you played takraw… hmm… you must have long legs.

    cindaiberkias - May 5, 2008 at 12:14 pm

  58. I was in Maxwell skool also for about 1 term then I got transferred (after making some donation) to Malaysia’s Best school (MBS).

    Those idiot eduction department. I live in Pudu and they put me in Maxwell which is a long way to go for an 11 year old.

    Those days parents where go car and where got such thing as bas sekolah.

    ah long - May 5, 2008 at 12:19 pm

  59. Actually, I’m a lot more worried about climate change than the oil running out.
    Over the next few decades, climate change could have serious and deadly effects on people living low lying coastal areas around the world. On top of the turmoil to the world economy. We have no cure for it, just the cost of mitigation will be huge.

    The price of oil is a demand/supply economic engine. The world is in no danger of running out of energy per se. Human beings have never in history had so many ways of generating energy, and some of the sources are practically inexhaustible or at least will last hundreds of years more.
    The transition away from a petroleum based energy system could be painful, but definitely doable.
    In fact, extreme prices of oil are already planting the seeds of its eventual removal as the principal source of energy.

    The world once faced a painful energy crisis because its principal source of energy, wood, was fast running out. There weren’t enough trees in the whole world to feed the projected future need. That was about 200 years ago.

    kittykat46 - May 5, 2008 at 12:28 pm

  60. Monty is impossible to miss, even if he logs in under another nick.
    Nope, don’t think he has been here since he last said “Goodbye”.
    I bet he drops in as a lurker now and then….but didn’t take up Bennyloh’s invitation…

    kittykat46 - May 5, 2008 at 12:34 pm

  61. Cindai, I am a specky too. If we were to remove our glasses, we might kick the net pole instead or worst ‘terajang’ someone’s head ! LOL.
    The food that I can recall and still love them are steamed tapioca cake ( my favourite) boiled chempedak seeds,pickled kedondong,biskut kerak nasi, dried bread with sugar and butter toppings ( good with kopi O)

    ah Long my friend, don’t complain lah…
    Pudu to Maxwell school is just about 5 km apart.
    Pity me, 5 a.m. to school and 3 p.m. back at home.
    Sungai Buloh to Maxwell lah kawan.So, should be lucky when the Edu Dept gives you a slot in the gomen school.
    No, I don’t have to donate .
    The Selangor Omnibus (still in operation) is my main mode of transport. Sometimes get a free ride from a Pak Cik’s truck going to Pasar Besar (now Central market).
    Saved one ‘click’ on the monthly pass.
    Once overslept and ended up in Puduraya!
    Got to take the Sri Jaya bus (now defunct).
    Inside KL are the notorious BMW ( Bas Mini Wilayah).
    40 ¢ per entry. Prefered to walk if I need to go to Pertama Complex .
    I thought Maxwell is a secondary school?
    Which Maxwell are you talking about ah Long?

    Malaysia is very safe during my younger days that I travelled to Penang (my maternal grand ma’s place) by KTM alone when I was 11 years old.
    Now, don’t think so. :-(

    bamboo river - May 5, 2008 at 12:59 pm

  62. Jean. Very true…I do admire MB grit to ‘leave’ FZS. Yes, he didn’t comment under another nick…something he hated. Nonetheless, there is time to just laugh everything off in one breath without any apology. In fact, we should do that more often. Just laugh all the anger away and should let love in. Hey MB….don’t lurk and keep the ladies in waiting.

    Also true kk46 about the climatic changes. Mid last year, a close friend wanted the best investment return asked me for an opinion. I told him to buy gold and venture into grain business because climatic changes coupled with China increase appetite will probably cause food prices to rise exponentially by mid 2008. kk46 did you notice that every time the main type of energy used changed, our world geo-political and religious profile also shifted accordingly. New kings & kingdoms are made from just discovering alternative energy source. That was what I meant in my ’serious’ comic review. :)

    whispering9 - May 5, 2008 at 1:33 pm

  63. Maxwell secondary school lah, behind the Golden City (Kam Seng) chinese cinema. I have to take the Tong Fong bus with the blue color destination plate to Central Market to catch the dark blue Sri Jaya bus.

    Me cannot read chinese, so have to see the color of the destination plate. Got blue, red or white.

    The bus fare was 10 sens for the Tong Fong bus. One day I ran home behind the bus and proudly proclaimed to me grandmother I so smart saved 10 sens.

    I kena scolding why I so bodoh, I should have run home behind a taxi and saved 1 ringgit !!!!

    ah Long - May 5, 2008 at 4:32 pm

  64. Too bad I did not buy any gold or venture into grain business lah… if I did, the change will really be climactic. But then, if I could afford gold bars, what is there left to worry.

    w9, now that you said it, I did noticed the relationship between the discovery of energy and geo-political, religious things. So, it is not that difficult to get your own kingdom. Just get a new source of energy. I dont know about you but I’ll definitely get some duracells on my way home today….

    I am also worried about mighty China’s increased appetite. If their population decides to eat extra, the food price will shoot up and a few countries in africa would starve. The world should beg china to go on a diet and the food price will go down.

    cindaiberkias - May 5, 2008 at 4:35 pm

  65. Hahahaha…that is the spirit. A small step for you but a giant leap of faith for our cute little pinky rabbit. One thing I learned is that rich folks are never tired of getting richer. However, my friend did make his money and have also donated more than 1/2 for charities. That is why I never refuse to give my ‘opinion’ whenever he needs it. Darn…you missed the chance to hold up a banner ‘Save the World. Eat Less. Loss Weight’ when the Olympic torch relay was here. ;)

    whispering9 - May 5, 2008 at 5:10 pm

  66. Wow, that’s great that many of the old gangs are back including W9. Hey, where is Stenson?

    Harrison - May 5, 2008 at 9:41 pm

  67. Okay ah Long, now it is confirmed. Maxwell Secondary school. You had noted your age was 11 years old at that time, so that maks me wonder you must be a boys genius to attend form 1 while others are still in standard 5. :-)
    Just to prick your memory, the building with green mosaic called Bangunan Perkim next to the flyover at Jalan Ipoh.
    Do you realise that the building is leaning ” Senget” ?

    bamboo river - May 6, 2008 at 6:53 am

  68. First, my salute to the blog owner, our dear susan on the posting about jeff ooi’s sexist remark on “desperate housewives.” For a while I thot sue will stand by jeff no matter what but sorry, I am wrong. She is issue-centered.

    And I am amazed at RPK. That is a real man. He walked his talks. (Not like some men who let his wife to walk all over him). And I am equally amazed at the the people who rallied behind him. They walked their talks too. They mean it when they said, “RPK, we are behind you.” More then 30k was raised in half a day. And I am beginning to believe that behind this cyber world, thare are real people.

    Its hazy out there but KL do look nice from up here today…

    cindaiberkias - May 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm

  69. I went to the bank and made some contribution. Jean, u mind, my coffee’s not paid? :)

    Harrison - May 6, 2008 at 4:45 pm

  70. *Surprised..

    RM30K was raised in half a day????
    That’s massive!!

    su - May 6, 2008 at 5:16 pm

  71. Poor guy… you have to walk all the way to the bank? Ever heard of pay pal? But proud of you for walking your talk.

    The coffee is on me anytime as long as BR has his buku 555.. You did paid mine lst time, right? We are even then.

    And yeah, kl do look nice today.

    jeancumlately - May 6, 2008 at 5:22 pm

  72. I ceratainly ever heard of paypal and credit cards. My assets, if u really wana know ok, I have all the Visas and Mastercards, cutting from the newpaper and a Paypal that is Jeancumlately, my best buddy. sofiairdina can always pay CA$ for me. I don mind.

    Thanks for the updates Su. Keep it up. RPK’a status right not is not just The King of Malaysian Blogger but is considered an international hero. U agree with that su and Susan…..

    Harrison - May 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm

  73. Harrison…..the cantonese call it “Ta Siew Yan” or loosely translated as “beat the small person”.

    This is best done under a bridge or a under a road fly-over. There are plenty of these in KL.

    To make sure that it works you must also bribe the “devil”. Go and buy some hell bank notes and some joss sticks and candles. Then squat down (like eating durain like that) and wallop with your shoes. High heels even better, but if the heels break off during the frenzy don’t blame me.

    I prefer the wooden clogs also can. They make more noise and longer lasting. Malaysia is good, you can simply burn the hell bank notes and incense at the road side. Don’t worry about littering.

    If you can get a picture of the bugger you want to wallop (plenty of pics in the newspapers) it is even better.

    When you whack that bugger that time you must keep shouting “Ta Sai Lei”. or loosely translated as “beat you to death”. And occasionally spit at the picture.

    If you too shy, you can hire some “Ah Sum” to do for you. Just ask any of the “Ah Khoo” in the pasar.

    ah Long - May 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm

  74. Having cut many of the images of 2 persons , Ahhhhhh, Alh Long, you gave me a sinister feeling about this. So, I abandoned the idealah. Not applicable in Islam. But thanks, I may change my mind and thanks for having an eagles eye I even forgotten where I posted.

    Cheers. Hahhaa.

    Harrison - May 7, 2008 at 10:20 pm

  75. ah Long, you sure an expert in walloping people ah?
    Or you debtors failed to re pay the loan so you whack them like that ah?
    LOL
    Very good idea to all ah longs instead of really whacking the poor chap to pulp.
    Just joking lah.
    Harrison, just check under all flyovers in KL to see if anyone got walloped lah.
    I thought I posted my comment at the other side of this blog.
    Aiya, wrong zone lahhhh.

    bamboo river - May 8, 2008 at 7:37 am

  76. Actually, I was responding to you Bamboo about “walloping stuff” and of course having so many comments, it’s rational that you could not pick mine up for view. Thanks to Ah Long, for re-directing the issue here.

    Ah Long must be one that always goes to under the bridge, and do the “cursing” there. hahahhahahhahaha. Aiyoh. However, I am sorry Icannot participate as my old man says “this was not allowed in Islam”.

    I can see a lass anymore since I interpret “paypal” as her paying my drinks in this coffesehop. Drive good car, live in a bungalow. But a few a cent to her is bigger than the wheel of a truck. It’s oklah I be my own paypal.

    Oh yeah, where’s Stenson?

    Harrison - May 8, 2008 at 11:03 am

  77. I only throw red paint, I am not the violent type. Must protect my investment, wallop them too hard, after die me rugi only what.

    In Chinese mythology, hell got 18 levels, non violent ah longs only go maybe level 1 or 2. Murderers and high officials who aid and abet murder go to level 18, never to be re-incarnated.

    They kena get their eyes gourged out and their tongues cut out and tied to a hot chimney for eternity.

    In Chinese hell there is an Emperor call Yuen Lau Wong. He does the judgement and he has two bodyguards. No, their names are not Azilah and Sirul.

    The bodyguards are Cow head and Horse head. They are in the form of humans but one has a Cow’s head and the other a Horse’s head.

    So, if I go there before the “others”, I will wait in front to welcome them on their way down to the 18th level.

    ah long - May 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm

  78. I did read your response at the other side AFTER I had commented here.

    Stenson is walloping someone’s photo under the bridge.
    Later he will stick that photo against the bridge column and aim his tungsten carbide tip arrow straight between that someone’s eyes.
    Once he is finished, he will then stick that photo behind the Bandaraya garbage truck to be displayed around KL city.
    Hoping very much Jean would notice from the 24th Floor!
    Stenson missed Jeancumlately.

    bamboo river - May 8, 2008 at 12:44 pm

  79. I wish I know what the hell is going on. Posting on the wrong side? Wallop people here and there? 18 levels of ah long-ness? And BR, did stenson posted my photo at the back of garbage truck? Oohhh… and that tungsten carbide really hurts.

    Geez Handsome, someone paid your nescafe yesterday and now you are complaining about that person again kah? Be nice lah… You dont want to end-up at level 18. I am at 19 – the penthouse.

    jeancumlately - May 8, 2008 at 1:57 pm

  80. Or stick pins in the photo / photos.

    Or kill 2 birds with 1 stone and paste photo on dart board when practising darts.

    Hehehehe….Voodoo is an official religion. We claim freedom of religion, so the above should be legal.

    ah long - May 8, 2008 at 1:58 pm

  81. Jean, Stenson posted your photo all over his house if he does have your photo.
    I was saying Stenson walloped someone linked to the other post which are not allowed to mention because no one will donate RM 1 for me to post my bail .

    ah Long, to many Kunta Kinte series isit?

    bamboo river - May 8, 2008 at 2:03 pm

  82. Very funny BR.What a way to draw me out.I do miss Jean and I admire her very much.I wont’nt for anything in the world paste her photo anywhere except in my dear heart.I am deeply infatuated with jean.You can call that Love BR if you wanted it.I find jean fascinating and mysterious.I bet she is as pretty as Nurul,our future prime minister.
    If Jean came in different nick,then I dont bother to get involved cause I am not sure whether she is my Jean or Handsome’s sweetheart.I know Handsome is capable of sweeping Jean into his arms.Smoke peace pipe brother.

    arrow - May 8, 2008 at 2:50 pm

  83. find jean fascinating and mysterious.I bet she is as pretty as Nurul,our future prime minister.-Stenson

    Yes I also think so, but ensure you meet the “right” one ya. the re are many kittens in the family.

    If Jean came in different nick,then I dont bother to get involved cause I am not sure whether she is my Jean or Handsome’s sweetheart.I know Handsome is capable of sweeping Jean into his arms.Smoke peace pipe brother.-Stenson

    Hahahahahhahaha. Thanks for coming back dear Arrow.

    To Ah Long and Bamboo and Su(?), keep on posting ya? U sounds interesting Ah Long in the vast knowledge of the Supernatural. Stenson should look for u on how to “charm” Jean.

    Harrison - May 8, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  84. Wow stenson, kl do look nicer today. You did that? Thanks.

    Nurul is pretty and you had just won the bet, sten. Future prime minister? Okay with me as long as she is not like her father.

    In different name, jean is still a jean. Lee, Levis, CK are all jeans… even cats wear jean when strutting around; if you care to look closely.

    Handsome’s sweetheat? Errr…. we are still at the negotiation stage on who is going to pay for the coffee. I have the feeling that BR will have to write it off as bad debt because he does not subscribe to paypal facility.

    “Charm” doesnt work on me. I am a javanese with lots of saka, susuk and pendinding. Wanna c something scary?

    Nice to hear from you all again.

    jeancumlately - May 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm

  85. Lim earlier chastised Khairy Jamaluddin (BN-Rembau) who questioned him on the repetition of Raja Petra’s use of the word “hell”.

    “Do you not agree that the only one to determine whether a person will go to heaven or hell is God and not for us to determine,” asked Khairy.

    Lim, however, thundered back: “We are not talking of religion! This is an expression that those who murdered Altantuya should be punished to the full extent of the law! It’s not about going to heaven or hell.

    “If even this one cannot understand, what is the point of graduating from Oxford? This is a disgrace to the university,” he said, upon which the whole house again descended into chaos as both sides went back to shouting at each other.

    During another exchange of words Lim told KJ “you are the richest unemployed man in Malaysia and to shut up, this is not the fourth floor”.

    The old fox is in fine form.

    ah Long - May 8, 2008 at 5:33 pm

  86. Jean…..me even more scary. If anyone want to get into the sack with me, she will have to bring two paper bags. One to put over my head and the other to put over her own head – just in case the one over my head falls off. !!!

    ah Long - May 8, 2008 at 5:40 pm

  87. I want to SMS to RPK but I don’t have his number.

    Wei, botak head, your game is up kawan, your wife is beginning to suspect you have a woman hidden inside Sungai Buloh, that is why you don’t want to post bail and want to stay inside.

    Your wife wants you home now !! So you better agree to see her and go home. But one word of warning. Be careful when you enter your house. She is waiting for you behind the front door.

    Imagine a woman in a dressing gown, with hair curlers, a ciggie dangling from the corner of her mouth and a fucking big rolling pin in her hand !!!!!

    Take care of your botak head. Malaysia needs your back. The battle has only just begin and we got a war to win !!!

    ah Long - May 8, 2008 at 6:14 pm

  88. Hey, I don’t subscribe to paypal becos I am old fashioned.
    Cash is the word.Moreover, I am a bit dungu about internet transaction. Whenever I goes to the ATM, I will be intimidated by just looking at that machine.
    My ATM card kena telan 2 times. Not my fault though.
    When I was in Penang at Bayan Lepas (on holiday), that stupid ATM telan my card. It was at night.
    The next morning waited at the bank to open.
    Found out three customers’ card also kena telan last night.
    The bank officer told me to produce my S/A book for proof .
    I told him, I need cash now becos my next trip is Langkawi.
    He insisted no book no card.
    I showed my IC and my latest ATM slip still no solution.
    My next argument is besides me, three customers also faced same problem.
    Finally, I told the officer, if I don;t get my card by lunch time, I am going to tell every customer that walks into this bank.
    He relented and called my bank branch in Shah Alam.At last I got my ATM card and my cash too.
    So, what now you know I have ATM phobia!
    And they charge RM8 per annum for that card.

    bamboo river - May 9, 2008 at 6:55 am

  89. I was in KLIA two months ago and this well dressed Chinese couple (judging by their accent they were from Mainland China) came up to me and spin me some sob story about their ATM card been swallowed up and ask me for RM200.

    I refused and the guy got pretty aggressive. Fancy, threatening a Ah LOng for money !!!! So I had to hide inside McDonald’s and saw them approach other people.

    Anyone experienced similar thing.

    The only other time was in LA, this girl about 13 came and told me she losted her purse and can’t get home. She didn’t ask for any specific amount of money. So I gave her the benefit of a doubt and gave her $50.

    The lady sitting next to me reckons I had been conned. Well, in my mind – I might have been conned but at least I can live with myself, just in case her story was true. I certainly don’t want my teenage daughter stranded in a airport with no money.

    ah long - May 9, 2008 at 7:16 am

  90. Hey, ah Long with a soft heart. That con job in KLIA was highlighted quite some time.
    In LA on the case of the 13 years old girl (you checked her ID ahh?) well, it could be another con job or might be thru case. I don’t know. Use your sixth sense.

    When I was in a train station in Modena (Italy) one well dressed gentleman approached me and asked me to spare him 50 Euros. I told him to speak to my friend working in the Carabieneri’s station.
    He looked at me and walked off. Must be cursing me I guessed.
    Carabieneri is the local district police .
    Polizia is the Italian Police Force.

    bamboo river - May 9, 2008 at 8:35 am

  91. “Charm” doesnt work on me. I am a javanese with lots of saka, susuk and pendinding. Wanna c something scary?——Jeanumlately

    Jean…..me even more scary. If anyone want to get into the sack with me, she will have to bring two paper bags. One to put over my head and the other to put over her own head – just in case the one over my head falls off. !!!—Ah Long

    Harrison - May 9, 2008 at 8:59 am

  92. Bamboo….I estimate lah she is about 13. I am not surprised if I kena conned but I can live with myself.

    LAX being the principle point of entry got lots of con men and women.

    During another trip, I was waiting in the transit lounge for my connecting flight and this man came around a handed everybody a key ring and walked away.

    I was thinking wah….so nice fellow give away free key ring. My friend warned me not to put it in my pocket and just leave the key ring on the seat.

    Sure enough, after about 5 minutes two big color guys came back and collected all the key rings that were left on the seat. They ask those people who have taken the key rings for $20 payment !!!

    Of course some people objected, those things were worth only $2 at the most. You should see the accusations, threats & verbal abuse directed at those people. They were accused of stealing the key rings. Putting it in their pockets and refuse to pay for it.

    It was really ugly and some people actually get so intimidated they just paid the $20.

    Maybe I should try this in KLIA with my gangster friends.

    ah long - May 9, 2008 at 9:04 am

  93. Ah Long ah,

    U are a dabbling in black magic kaah? U also have gangster friends. Can u do something about No.2? U get my point buddy?

    Harrison - May 9, 2008 at 9:55 am

  94. Harrison, ah Long aleady got enough problem with the cops and Michael Chong .
    So, he prefered to do small time jobs. Maybe divert to con job. LOL
    Go and do some legal work lah ah Long. Like open Credit Company.Special offer, 1 % interest for RM 5000 loan and above. Anything lower will be charge 3 % interest.
    Introducer got commission of 10% from the loan amount.
    That is what I am copying from a banner nailed to a papaya tree in front of my office.

    “Charm” doesnt work on me. I am a javanese with lots of saka, susuk and pendinding. Wanna c something scary?—Jeanumlately.
    Jean ever heard of BOTOX?
    That is what being promoted NOW at Bukit Raja shopping complex.
    I wonder, why does everyone wants to look younger than their age? (Men included)
    Look at Toyo, last night in TV cropped his hair very short.

    Okay, will be out to PWTC now. Change of earlier plans by some suppliers.
    If anyone of you is over there, look for a tall specky guy . I will buy you coffee at The MALL.
    Ciao!
    Sorry, got no 50 Euros to spare. :-)

    bamboo river - May 9, 2008 at 10:20 am

  95. Nice to have ah long with a heart. I am 13 too and and I dont have money to pay for my car and handphone and my latte. Help me mister.

    But those sob stories are everywhere. Even at traffic lights. Unlike Ah Long, I would just pay so that they would leave me alone. The problem is, they would demand for more. They must have factored in the rising cost of living too. I need to have gangster friend also lah…

    Talking about black magic, I was in Kuching 2 years ago jez admiring some Tag heur at a shopping center when a man suddenly asked my name and then asked money from me. I just took out my purse and gave all the cash I had at that time. About RM800. Until now I dont know why I did that. May be my susuk and saka and pendinding do not work oversea but luckily, my ATM did. If not I would be the one going around telling people, “sir, someone took my money bla..bla bla …. would u help me.”

    jeancumlately - May 9, 2008 at 11:59 am

  96. Jeancumlately , welcome back ! I haven’t seen the nick here for a long, long time….can’t say the same about the actual person, though, hahahaha…

    I woke up this morning, and its seemed like were are back in March 7.

    ISA, OSA, Sedition Act, the smell of teargas in the morning…..
    The Empire Strikes Back, as I always expected it will….

    “Reform” Dollah is just like the Estee Lauder cosmetic lady…peel off the fancy new make-up, its the same old tired girl…

    I have a feeling Jean won’t be occupying Sri Perdana for much longer…..but Rosmah may not be decorating it either…

    kittykat46 - May 9, 2008 at 12:18 pm

  97. Sometimes I ever get calls from ladies (more that 1) to my mobile as the “CLIP”reads “Anonymous” and they tried to initiate a chat. Of course, by trade principles, I have never given any personal/business info or even ever treat the anonymous caller seriously.

    Of course in the course of daily lives conducting business, I am sure I have given away business cards. But this lady caller sounds really inclined to “know” me further. She even knows my name, full name. And I have to concurred that I was obliged to acknowledged by my name she spouted.

    She does not procured my name through the name-card but she happened to obtained my cellphone no through a “friend” (sigh) and probably dropped by a Network provider counter feigning to pay my bill in the process just see my personal information on the computer.

    Not only have I known her through cyberspace but in fact we “talked” for a while reluctantly on my side. Oh, she ever paid for my drinks but I guess not the cellphone bill. Hahahha.

    Just a joke lah. All I mean is that do you guys ever get anonymous callers?

    Harrison - May 10, 2008 at 11:09 am

  98. Harrison,
    Are you implying its somebody who comments in this FSZ ?…..ooo cyber pick-up, ah……yeah, I ever had horny persons call me for a “chat”…even knew my name….I wonder how..but she obviously knew very little else. So I just played along for fun, after all I wasn’t paying for the call…hahahah…Just make sure you don’t give away any Real personal information.

    kittykat46 - May 10, 2008 at 3:15 pm

  99. Harrison out of his curiosity drank Kopi Kacip Fatimah.
    I hope the herbs will sink in before we see you all on Monday.
    Harrison , switch off your hand phone and have a good weekend REST.

    bamboo river - May 10, 2008 at 3:18 pm

  100. Harrison , switch off your hand phone and have a good weekend REST.–Bamboo

    Thanks for your concern mate. See u tomolo.

    Are you implying its somebody who comments in this FSZ ?…..ooo cyber pick-up, ah—-Kittykat

    Dear Kittykat, That’s what you said correctly-IMPLIED. Meaning that based on unsubstantiated material evidence, I chose to be tantalizing.

    yeah, I ever had horny persons call me for a “chat”…even knew my name—-Kittykat

    I also ever get “horny” calls and also even called others (females of coz)

    Happy Sunday.

    Jane - May 11, 2008 at 5:28 pm

  101. Hahahaha….better convince RPK to apply for bail and go home. He might find out that Baginda is out on “unofficial” bail then all hell will break loose.

    We don’t want hell to freeze over just yet. We still have a few persons to send there, remember?

    ah Long - May 11, 2008 at 8:03 pm

  102. ah Long Says:
    May 11, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    “Hahahaha….better convince RPK to apply for bail and go home. He might find out that Baginda is out on “unofficial” bail then all hell will break loose.”
    Ah Long,

    Sorry to beg a question on whether what you had written was a pre-Altantuya trial advice?

    I never kbnew that Razak Baginda was on any sorts of bail when the Altantuya case commenced. Yeah, he was on bail only for a while, until public outcry sends him back where he belongs, to prison and to hell.

    Harrison - May 11, 2008 at 8:12 pm

  103. Harrison

    It is known that if you “grease” the right palms prisoners can get “released” for home visits. I got friends in prison. There everything also have to bribe and can bribe.

    I am only speculating….rumour mongering etc…. that this can happen in Sungai Buloh also. I am suggesting got money can go home and sleep and come back next morning.

    Everyday essentials like soap, cigarettes, Milo, cracker biscuits, aspro and tiger balm etc….also have to pay the wardens to give to the inmates.

    And very often the inmates only get half of what the family “provide” and then they have to share with the “tai kor” prisoner for protection.

    I have heard, (hearsay only) that some inmates can “pay” for home visits to attend funerals. And if you pay more…can go for weddings, childrens graduations and visits to Jln Alor !!!

    As we know in Malaysia everything also boleh. And that guy is not short of money or connections.

    ah long - May 12, 2008 at 6:33 am

  104. Sometimes its hard to be smart and handsome at the same time kan… KK46, now you know how it feels like to be tom cruise or shah rukh khan.

    The problem with “implied” or “rumours” is that, at the end of the day, most of it remain exactly that no matter how much we wished that its true.

    And there are some truths that we could not prove too.

    Happy monday everyone… Be glad that Pak Lah is worried about inflation and working on it. At the same time, inflation figure went down! I am confused. Inflation figure went down and he’s worried?

    cindaiberkias - May 12, 2008 at 10:22 am

  105. Jane….”I also ever get “horny” calls and also even called others (females of coz)”….A**lina kah ? I dengar dia betul-betul “aggresive”….

    cindaiberkias – “Pak Lah working on it”. He’s always working on it…after 4 years, haven’t warmed up yet…… But I must admit Pak Lah is looking handsome after considering Najib.

    I see a shadow of the ghost of a Mongol warrior standing behind Najib everytime he appears on TV….macam Sixth Sense lah.

    kittykat46 - May 12, 2008 at 11:09 am

  106. Getting into the job to work on it is no difference if the end result is still nowhere to be seen.

    “I will work on it for the sake of working on it but in the end please do not expect me to provide the solution.
    I am working on it yet I am not sure if i can truly work on it to solve the problem.
    I don’t know, please tell me but don’t ask me.” —Sleeping giant.

    ah Long,
    Remember a high profile convict walking around in the street and photograph by a local paper years ago?

    bamboo river - May 12, 2008 at 12:31 pm

  107. Dear ah Long,

    ah long Says:
    May 12, 2008 at 6:33 am

    Of your above post, YEAH, Your HEART is TRUE. U really have connections/ gangsters’ friends or are you a gangster yourself (just a thought) to know such intimate shady information of the about bribery between the Police and the underground (allegations?) Hahahahah.

    You see, I got 1st hand info by a gambler that when he was caught by the police team, many of their peers were “robbed” of their table & pocket monies, say RM 1000.00 “robbed” from the gamblers, and the police
    reported only RM200.00 was present during the raid. So, where did RM800.00 goes?

    You see my friends, the Police are just gangsters in Uniform with a warrant and License to “ROB”. In fact, catch the Poilce first, only then, you can have a smoother path to seek the real criminals. :D

    Harrison - May 12, 2008 at 12:43 pm

  108. Police who raid gamblers make money from the gamblers.
    Police who raid massage parlours “raba-raba” the ladies
    Police who raid illegal VCD outlets make money from the operators and more money by off-loading the VCDs later.

    A guy I know made a police report about a gang asking for protection money from all the shops in the neighbourhood. The “Taikor” sent people to beat him up later…he nearly got killed…I wonder how did the Taikor find out ??

    Sometimes its hard to distinguish who’s the Police and who’s the Crook.

    kittykat46 - May 12, 2008 at 1:37 pm

  109. Rather busy again. Before I pack and hit the road for 5 hours, let me leave a comment. Everywhere, including Malaysia, there are always good cops and bad cops. I have met many policemen who performed their duties with dignity. Methink, it is better to recognise the good cops rather than to label all cops as bad. Step one…methink is to increase their salaries. Cheer. Happy Monday Evening.

    Ps: Learnt a new word : BER — beyond economical repair. :)

    whispering9 - May 12, 2008 at 4:16 pm

  110. Testing from wap

    Bamboo river - May 12, 2008 at 4:23 pm

  111. Whoa BR! I am impressed. Hopefully one day you can teach me how that thing works.

    Now that you have that thing, I hope you dont forget to wish happy mother’s day to your moms or your kids’ moms (if you have more then one). Their love is the only thing in the world that we could get without any string attached.

    My mom is no longer in this world and I still miss her everyday. Celebrate yours if she is still around… I wish I did.

    jeancumlately - May 12, 2008 at 7:21 pm

  112. My mom is no longer in this world and I still miss her everyday. Celebrate yours if she is still around… I wish I did.—-Jean

    I feel like crying when my learned cyberfriend said something so sad. Whenever I switch the computer on everyday, I logged into Susan’s blog almost everytime, many of the times without leaving any comments.

    Really sad to hear that your mom has left this world Ms./ Mdm. Jean. Susan, if you don’t mind, may I place some tears on your FSZ3, seriously?

    Harrison - May 12, 2008 at 8:12 pm

  113. “I logged into Susan’s blog almost everytime”,

    Sorry, I mean “I go to Susan’s blog”. I am not a thief. Praise Allah Almighty, may your mom always be with the Lord.

    Harrison - May 12, 2008 at 8:14 pm

  114. may I place some tears on your FSZ3, seriously? –Harrison

    Can I leave a tear here too?

    su - May 12, 2008 at 9:12 pm

  115. Dear Su,

    Just on mother’s day, I sent an e-mail to Susan titled “Happy Mother’s Day”.

    Having forgotten that Susan’s mom has passed away, I still forgotten to addressed the primal matter and now I am feeling so guilty.

    yes, I still have a lovely mom. But to anyone here where their mom is no longer here, allow me to drop more tears.

    Yes, I do cry. My ex,ex before that ex, ex before that ex of exs girlfriends and etcetera mostly said that I looks like a playboy before/during our courtship, buy very romantic type everytime we dated.

    The last time I shed tears was when i read Raja petra’s wife, Marina Lee Abdullah ’s ordeal of her husband’s arrest by the hoodlums.

    Allow me to joy with you, please allow me to cry with you.

    Dedicated to Susan & jean, this song by Cliff Richard:-

    Ocean deep

    Love cant you see Im alone
    Cant you give this fool a chance
    A little love is all I ask – a little kindness
    In the night
    Please dont leave me behind
    No – dont tell me love is blind
    A little love is all I ask and that is all

    Oh love Ive been searching so long
    Ive been searching highnlow
    A little love is all I ask – a little sadness
    When youre gone
    Maybe you need a friend (like HARRISON)
    Only please dont lets pretend
    A little love is all I ask and that is all

    I wanna spread my wings – but I just cant fly
    As a string of pearls and pretty girls go sailing by

    Ocean deep – Im so afraid to show my feelings
    I have sailed a million ceilings – in my -
    Solitary room
    Ocean deep – will I ever find a lover
    Maybe she has found another
    And as I cry myself to sleep
    I know this love of mine Ill keep – ocean deep

    Love cant you hear when I call
    Cant you hear a word I say
    A little love is all I ask
    A little feeling when we touch
    Why am I still alone?
    Ive got a heart without a home
    A little love is all I ask – and that is all

    I wanna spread my wings – but I just cant fly
    As a string of pearls and pretty girls go sailing by

    Ocean deep – Im so afraid to show my feelings
    I have sailed a million ceilings – in my -
    Solitary room
    Ocean deep – will I ever find a lover
    Maybe she has found another
    And as I cry myself to sleep
    I know this love of mine Ill keep – ocean deep

    Im so lonely lonely lonely…
    Maybe..

    Harrison - May 12, 2008 at 9:51 pm

  116. Hi Harrisome;
    Alamak, my dad passed away, not mom!
    She’s very much alive and kicking.
    At 73, she still can drive @ 120km.
    HAHAHA !

    Btw, I love that song :)

    sloone - May 13, 2008 at 4:05 am

  117. “Alamak, my dad passed away, not mom!”

    :lol:
    This is slightly awkward..
    But still, it’s sweet.

    I love the song too. :)

    su - May 13, 2008 at 4:12 am

  118. Jean, sorry to let you down. That Nokia N77 that I had tested belongs to my friend lah.
    I was contemplating of getting one.Can surf blogs so, when i am away from my pc , I won’t miss Susan’s blog and all you guys and gals.
    Easy to use, just that I have to squint my eyes to read the text and punching the keys too was a bit slow. Big fingers and small keys.
    Well, hope to get one soon.

    Yah, Mom’s day is special. My mom is 71 years old and living in Bandar Baru Sungai Buloh.
    Retired nurse from Sungai Buloh Hospital. (33 years of service) Still riding her Honda kapchai in Sungai Buloh.
    Well, my dad passed away 11 years ago.
    She is strong and have very good sixth sense you know.
    By looking at my facial expression, she can tell if I have problems or I am trying to kelentong putih. (say white lies).
    So don’t even think of talking true lies!
    I am the only child so, at this time, it is my duty and responsibility to take good care of her.
    Happy Mom’s day to all visitors of Susan’s blog.
    Mom’s day is EVERY DAY!

    Harrison ², I love that song too. Cliff Richard’s “DEvil Woman” is also my fav.
    I would say very sweet of you and your soft side [mentally lah :-) ] is very touching .

    bamboo river - May 13, 2008 at 7:58 am

  119. Harrison

    The cops love to arrest illegal gambling dens. What your kawan tell you is true. They take all the money from the table.

    Also they will tell the operators they want to arrest a certain number of people for illegal gambling. The operator will ask the gamblers “who wants to be arrested? The big boss will pay RM100 if you go. Nothing one. The operator will pay the fines and you can bullshit your name and IC number, the polis have all been paid off”

    So some desperate losers will “volunteer” to be arrested. When they arrive at the polis station, they just bullshit a name, address and IC for the cop to put on the charge sheet to show they have arrested some people for illegal gambling and issue a summon to the operator. Then everybody go home.

    Illegal brothels same thing. That’s why the girls never keep any money on them. The pimp handles all the cash. I tell you one real story……they arrested one “John” and he damn action. So intead of just bullshit and release him, the cops got his real name and rang up his wife and ask her to come and bail him out.

    ah long - May 13, 2008 at 8:12 am

  120. Real man don’t cry.

    ah long - May 13, 2008 at 8:13 am

  121. Real man dont cry. Then, what did they do? Made someone else cry, I guess…

    Hbh, thank you for the music. Sweet. Almost everyone will be touched by that song but not everyone will aldmit it.

    I’ve said a thousand sorries at my mother’s grave. I’ve cried countless nights to sleep. I just want Mom to hear me say I am sorry. I just want to see mom smiling and say, “sofia, its okay, I forgive you.”

    I had my chance but I was “keras kepala.” She asked and asked my sis when will I be back and waited and waited for me till she died…

    I never thought that Mom will ever die on me. Afterall, she’s my mom.

    And I would never want anyone else to live with this guilt. That includes you too, Ah Long.

    jeancumlately - May 13, 2008 at 10:00 am

  122. Jean, have my cyber shoulder to cry on sis.
    Thus your guilt and pain must not overcome your feelings towards your late mother.
    Past sweet memories of her with you must be cherished inside your heart.
    Every tears you shed is every love you give to your late mother.

    Sorry lah, hati gua sudah lembik reading your comment.

    bamboo river - May 13, 2008 at 10:40 am

  123. FIRST OF ALL, A VERY SINCERE APOLOGY FORM GETTING THE FACTS WRONG ABOUT SUSAN’S PARENTS. I recalled to have read it somewhere.

    God will always be with all the daddies and mommies wherever they are.

    Bamboo, you are so senanglah, towkay. Goyang kaki. Aiyoh, me have to move about esp. in the afternoon but I am enjoying it.

    I really laughed out when I see my name was styled by Susan in one word- “Harrisome”. Hahahhahahahaha. :D I feel that you are really a very romantic lady and your bf (s) (just wondering) should be very lucky.

    Dear Ah Long,

    “A real men don’t cry” says Ah Long.

    You don’t have to, but always tag an “eye-mo” with you, Just in case…..:)

    I am offering a reward of 1000 rupiah for anyone who knows Stenson’s whereabout…..

    Harrison - May 13, 2008 at 11:04 am

  124. Harrison, if I am a tailor, then I get my doe by goyanging my kaki everyday lah.
    No lah, I do have my daily dose of running about & upstairs of my office to get my job done.
    My office is in the first floor and my workshop is downstairs.
    Whenever I am upstairs, doing my work, i would surf for latest info/news.
    Only my office pc is internet ready.The workshop pc is strictly for work/programming.
    I like towgay but i am not a towkay.
    Money is our towkay.
    Okay, have to run downstairs. Catch you later before i clock out @ 4.30 p.m.

    bamboo river - May 13, 2008 at 12:35 pm

  125. Harrison, if I am a tailor, then I get my doe by goyanging my kaki everyday lah.
    No lah, I do have my daily dose of running about & upstairs of my office to get my job done.
    My office is in the first floor and my workshop is downstairs.
    Whenever I am upstairs, doing my work, i would surf for latest info/news.
    Only my office pc is internet ready.The workshop pc is strictly for work/programming.
    I like towgay but i am not a towkay.
    Money is our towkay.
    Okay, have to run downstairs. Catch you later before i clock out @ 4.30 p.m.

    bamboo river - May 13, 2008 at 12:37 pm

  126. I’ll put 10,000 Taka to say “Arrow” is Stenson.

    bamboo river - May 13, 2008 at 12:38 pm

  127. Bamboo River, 10,000 Bangla Taka is about RM 470….wah that’s a respectable bet.
    Cheapskate me only willing to be 10,000 Indonesian Rupiah…..hehehehe…

    Yeah, Arrow sounds like Stenson. He did have another nick sometime before, and we also found him out.
    Stenson can’t escape from his style, dead giveaway….anyway, Arrow or Stenson he’s welcome….

    kittykat46 - May 13, 2008 at 1:06 pm

  128. I cried when I heard that RPK was arrested.It was a genuine and sincere tears of sadness – not crocodile tears.I understand why jean cried cause she miss Handsome and vice versa.Why the paying for coffee using credit cards and all the jest.Jean and Handsome are throwing insinuation and hinting and hinting at each other.Dont forget me should both of you get stuck.Just an invitation and I will be there before your next tears drop fall,Jean – a sensitive passionate lady.Good luck to you my pal,Handsome.
    I heard that susan has a handsome pakistani boyfriend.I just heard.I might be wrong.Correct me Handsome.

    stenson - May 13, 2008 at 1:11 pm

  129. I fall asleep on a cyber shoulder. Hei, stenson, as always, will come back with a bang… but thanks for waiting for my next tear drop. It aint gonna happen, right? Unless you have a plan to play croc with me….

    Me insinuating? Nah. But I did paid for harisome’s nescafe. BR rejected paypal so I promised to pay him in cash the next time we meet. He is yet to say thanks but his song is really ocean deep. It must’ve made susan’s day.

    RPK… what a guy. I would say a real man. He fought for what he believes in even when the odds against him are higher then klcc. One great writer too. We are desperate for a hero and I think we have one. But I hate it when so many politicians lined up for a photo opportunity with him. Did you see crocodile tears, stenson?

    And Marina… I wish to have your love and strength. Great woman.

    jeancumlately - May 13, 2008 at 1:50 pm

  130. As always, Stenson is one of our main character in FSZs.
    Wihout his comments here is like having highly decaffeinated coffee.
    Not recomended for kopi kaki like us.
    KK46, when we do something, we must go all out lah.This is virtual gambling mah. I sometimes indulged in 4d s but small bet lah. Just waiting for my car number to strike.Fat hopes I guess!

    RPK, he is one man we must really give a standing ovation.
    And her lovely wife , Marina, she deserves the “Woman of the Year” by Times magazine.

    The award for Kopi Tiam King in FSZ3 goes to Harrison with Ocean Deep tuna sandwiches thrown in!
    This is a compliment to you Harrison. Seriously.:-)

    bamboo river - May 13, 2008 at 3:15 pm

  131. Sorry and apology to RPK . Should read ‘HIS lovely wife.’
    Low in caffeine lah my brain.
    Okay, got to run and have Nescafe with my friend.
    See you all tomolo.

    bamboo river - May 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm

  132. Jean…..I am sure your mum can hear you and everything is ok. This is why we need religion and the belief in an almighty, all knowing, compassionate and merciful entity. If God did not exist, man will have to invent one to take away our guilt & fears !!!

    Essentially we are all the same, we all share the same guilt especially after our mothers have passed on. We all feel we have not done enough to repay our debt and should have done more.

    Like the saying goes “no point crying over spilled milk”. Get over it and rest in the belief that she is now in God’s care and she can look down from heaven and see and hear what is in our hearts.

    (Ah Long hands Jean a toilet roll to dry her tears)…………hahahaha everywhere else people use kleenex tissue, only in Malaysia we use toilet rolls for face tissue, wakakakaka. Malaysia Boleh.

    ah Long - May 13, 2008 at 5:45 pm

  133. I always enjoy the humour of Stenson and to hint on your questions:-

    “I heard that susan has a handsome pakistani boyfriend.I just heard.I might be wrong.Correct me Handsome.”–Stenson

    Sincerely, I really wana say “Kolek, Kolek, Kolek”. (Hahaha) but remember I just made a big mistake in my “May 12, 2008 at 9:51 pm” posts with incorrect facts. So, allow Susan to answer you on that, will she? I am sure that an intelligent, stylish, an a celebrity blogger that needs no mention of her name has at least 1 or more bf (referring to my earlier perspective).

    “I understand why jean cried cause she miss Handsome and vice versa.”–Stenson

    Oh, you felt that way…? I only shed some tears to be honest when a friend suddenly told us that her mother was no longer “here”. Hate to admit it, but my swollen eyes was noticable when one of my friend asked me last night at a coffeshop as I had to tell him the truth, and he also cried. And I didn’t just do that for Jean but for Susan though I get the facts wrong but “A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed” isn’t it? Me and Jean to be together will be like “hitting one another before the bell rings”, so the crying was natural.

    When Susan closed that “kopitiam2″, I really miss it and I would spent some of my time reading some of the comments. If there is a category for “Man of The FSZ2″, I personally think it might be you that was why Bamboo river wrote “As always, Stenson is one of our main character in FSZs.” and substantiated by Jean who reflected anew “Hei, stenson, as always, will come back with a bang…”

    Oh yeah, about the reward, and your patronage, I have decided to treat everyone here for all you can eat, and oh yeah, I just check with the currency exchange-1000 rupiah= (about) RM1. So, remember to wash your own dishes and mop the floors ya? I am sure barter-trade is still applicable in this Kopitiam.

    Harrison - May 13, 2008 at 10:24 pm

  134. Can I have more details of the Pakistani boyfriend that I am supposed to have?

    :)

    sloone - May 14, 2008 at 5:33 am

  135. Sue, he is tall, DARK and handsome ??

    ah long - May 14, 2008 at 7:35 am

  136. No,ah Long I think he is not so tall, fair, very good looking.!

    bamboo river - May 14, 2008 at 8:01 am

  137. Bamboo….you mean short, pale and handsome ?

    We approve as long as don’t have deep pockets and short arms.

    Imagine above description, always cannot reach his wallet when it comes to paying the bill. Short arms cannot reach the wallet because it is kept in trouser’s pocket so deep almost reach below knee level. hehehehe

    ah long - May 14, 2008 at 8:50 am

  138. Everyone, I checked my Buku 555 and found out a VVIP (Very very important patron) of this kopi tiam did not drop in for his regular Earl Grey and scornes.
    …Mr WITSO! :-)

    bamboo river - May 14, 2008 at 8:56 am

  139. Wanted:Stenson dead or alive payable in British pound.Australian dollar also can because I no speekee inkleash and I onli see Australian currency and also smell onli white Australian pussy.Make sure it is AD l.4 millions.
    Paymaster:Harrisome Handsome bin Handsome.
    In btw,you knocked Jean out the lst round and she merajuk for nealy 6 months.Before the bell ring the next knock will take her a year to recover.I have to pujuk her in javanese for l whole year.Hold your horses.Let me master Javanese before you land the next punch.Of course Jean is my teacher.
    In Susan’s question,there is something hidden between the line..haha.Am I right Handsome?

    stenson - May 14, 2008 at 10:53 am

  140. Oh Susan, Oh Susan,

    As I mentioned that my dearest deserves a/some true hunk/s by the standard of your status, and of your request of the description of your “Pakistani” bf (1 only kah?) I am in view that he must be good-looking like Pervez Musharraf whom a beauty queen winner is trying to date:-
    Click here:http://www.xomba.com/musharraf_is_a_hunk_says_miss_pakistan
    (Knock my head if I’m wrong)

    OR,

    Oh yes, I always think that Susan is a CIA/ foreign intelligence operative,
    so, you must be working hard to look for:- Click below (looks like “him”)
    Click below:http://sophiesworld-sophiesworld.blogspot.com/2008/03/selamat-caught-at-causeway.html

    (If I am still wrong, SHOOT ME!)

    Harrison - May 14, 2008 at 11:29 am

  141. KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) – A Malaysian woman woke up to a real-life nightmare, discovering that the naked man who had slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

    The 36-year-old housewife was asleep when the thief, noticing that her husband was fast asleep on the couch, quietly stripped off and lay down beside her, the Star newspaper said, quoting a police report filed in the eastern state of Terengganu.

    The dozing woman’s suspicions were raised when she spoke to him and his voice sounded strange, the paper said.

    “She then went to another room and found her husband fast asleep on the couch. That’s when she screamed, causing the thief to flee by leaping out the window together with the stolen items,” it added.

    ah long - May 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm

  142. Wow Ah Long,

    Cool “Molestor” isn’t it? Just a thought, did the woman do “anything” with the “thief”? Unclear? Oh, ok….presuming that the “thief” looks like Brad Pitt or Josh Hartnett, don’t you think that the woman would have some good time first then takes the appropriate steps to maybe “shout”?

    But I assure you that she will certainly shout if the perpetrators looks like a 3′7″ inch leprechaun.

    Harrison - May 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm

  143. NOW HEAR THIS……what I am about to write will shock a lot of people. THE BRITISH had a BIG hand in May 13th !!!!

    These things are coming out of declassified documents in the UK and USA from the files of MI5 and the CIA !!!!!

    During that time the British had the capacity to advise and they had a sizeable Rapid Respond Force they could have used to restore law & order but they decided to do nothing. The British were responsible for arming & training the Malay Regiment.

    The fact remains that the British did advise the Tengku and Razak and the British were the architects of the propaganda against the Chinese throughout that period. The Chinese and the Communist were the same in their vocabulary.

    They see the Chinese advance in education and commerce as a threat to the region and using the principle of divide and rule taunt the Chinese and Malays to raise the level of animosity amongst them.

    The Chinese had a massive advantage in the region economically and were actively spying on the Chinese population. This is evident by the Goodwood Hotel incident when Lee Kuan Yew caught the CIA operatives red handed.

    Remember all this was happening at the height of the Vietnam war. To the west the Vietnam and the Chinese were indistinguissable from each other. They were simply red.

    Lee Kuan Yew’s personal secretary & advisor Alex Josey was later uncovered as a MI5 operative. Singapore’s president SR Nathan was an ASIO operative.

    to be continued……….

    ah long - May 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm

  144. Hahaha..Ah Long, I thought I read a similar report from Terengganu last year.
    A man came home early from night shift work (I think Petronas in Kerteh) and was surprised by a man running semi-naked out of the house. The wife claimed she had fallen asleep and screamed when the man sleeping beside her was not her husband…I don’t know what to believe.

    Looks like its quite a common occurence in Terengganu…very horny place…

    So for those who work night shift, odd-hours etc….is your wife/girl-friend / boyfriend/ husband is sleeping alone tonight ? Hehehehe…

    kittykat46 - May 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm

  145. Also no such thing as rape. A woman can run faster with her skirt around her waist than a man with his pants down around his ankles.

    ah long - May 15, 2008 at 8:13 am

  146. ah Long your info about the British ‘conspiracy’ is very interesting. This info was never made known and according to what I heard the British failed to act immediately to stop the tragedy.

    KK46, don’t lah lump Trengganu as ‘very horny place’.
    Just becos of one incident. Now you had created suspicious feelings on the people working night shift and odd hours. LOL>

    bamboo river - May 15, 2008 at 8:20 am

  147. Bamboo….what you hear is correct. The British have a hand in the May 13 riots, either or both in the planning or their wanton silence at the time.

    As advisors to both the Tunku & Razak they have a hand in planting the seeds of discontent and marginalise the Chinese. They still have a large military presence in the region. They could have acted to stop the killings.

    ah long - May 15, 2008 at 9:10 am

  148. I am going to throw another firecracker amongst the chickens………anyone here over the age of 50 will know this.
    Or if anyone is interested they can search the archives of the Straits Times to confirm this story and match this back to papers now obtained under the freedom of information act from the Public Records Office in London.

    Remember the Kuen Cheng Girls Chinese School in old Klang road? The school is still there today. In the early 1960s there was a girl named Yoke Lan who lost both her arms in an “incident”. All the newspapers English & Chinese reported this “incident” as a car “accident” in which the girls losted her arms. Anyone here remember this incident.

    Kuen Cheng like many Chinese schools at that time were hotbeds of Chinese nationalistic and communist activities. It is now revealed that even at that age Yoke Lan was recruited as an operative for the US.

    It is not known who carried out the incident, many speculate that it was the Chinese activist who did it to serve as a warning to others. She was planted in the school to report back to her directives as to who were the activists in her school.

    Her “accident” was an eye opener to the extent of foreign activity in the country and the anti-chinese sendiments at the time.

    Therefore it is quite reasonable to conclude that the Malays (UMNO) was been infilterated by Western intelligence operatives at the time planting anti chinese ideas in the minds of UMNO leaders and wanting to overthrow the Tungku who did not trust the British.

    And it came to past that after May 13 the Tungku losted most of his powers and was eventually taken over by Razak and saw the implementation of the New Economic Policy which started the marginalisation of the Chinese & Indians. It also saw the emergence of Mahathir.

    …..to be continued

    ah long - May 15, 2008 at 9:34 am

  149. Its already May 15th and I guess I am 2 days late. Oh, the british had a hand on May 13th also? I was blaming the Malays 100% all this while.

    Its a good story from Terengganu. Lots of lesson to be learnt and may come in handy in the future. Ah Long should start writing a book on what to do when you get caught with your pants down. HbH with his ex, ex’s ex, ex and ex’s ex’s (he is into recycling) has about 101 ways on how to get away from a sticky situation stenson would love to get into.

    “…hitting one another before the bell rings” – That summarized it all stenson. I was not even in the ring. That is why I and him are friends.

    jeancumlately - May 15, 2008 at 9:44 am

  150. Sorry to digress from your interesting paradoxical British “hands” in the 1969 “Racial-Riots”, Ah Long, but I just had a sudden thought to urged the patrons here not to get married, and staying single.

    I really know at least 100 accounts of spouses who confided in me how much they wanna divorce their spouse but rigidity of the paper-works among other things.

    A Malaysian friend who now has a PR in Australia who made regular trips back here was telling me the other day that she personally found Malaysians weirdos for staying in a frail, discordance, out-of-love legally as husbands and wifes.

    Another American told me he had divorced 3 times. (he’s a ragtag imagine, not an actor).

    People fall in and out of love, so don’t jumped into wild conclusions (marriages).

    Especially to my buddy Stenson, trust me, marriage might be fun initially but when 1-2 years elapsed, you may be trying to get “rid” (see the inverted, meaning not premeditating to kill or injure) your spouse. And what if your spouse cheated on you when you still loves him/her.

    I had many relationships and I know, being reasons that I am still single.
    This is also a friendly advise from yours truly to Susan , Jean and Su.

    Oh yeah, did I just mentioned “Su”. can I call you “Su”? So Su, sudah kahw, I mean sudah minum?

    I am very confident that a spouse has ever two-timed at least once in their life.

    Read also http://www.elle.com/featurefullstory/13910/divorce-wars.html?ybf1=1

    Harrison - May 15, 2008 at 12:04 pm

  151. The brains in my head tells me “screw them all but marry none”.

    The brains between my legs got the wrong message.

    ah long - May 15, 2008 at 1:12 pm

  152. So Su, sudah kahw, I mean sudah minum? – Harrison

    Hahaha.. I have yet to get my daily dosage of caffeine (or at least, the nightly dosage). But sure to get that cuppa tonight..

    As for “sudah kahw”.. I’m afraid not.. :lol:

    su - May 15, 2008 at 1:45 pm

  153. Oh, and BTW, people in Kiwiland also seem to think that it’s ridiculous to stay married to someone you can’t stand anymore.

    In fact, there was this Playboy-ish magazine (ZOO, I think), that recently had this competition for their readers, in which they could stand a chance to win an all-expenses paid for divorce!!

    su - May 15, 2008 at 1:47 pm

  154. Harrison,
    well in that case all marriage counsellors can gulung tikar and buka kopi tiam.
    Nowadays, especially in this rat race era, everyone wants to work/enjoy to their fullest and marriage is their last agenda after all the four C’s are achieved.
    Cash,Car,Condominium and Companion.(sorry,no credit cards since we have legit ah Longs)
    So, once they had established the right companion, maybe, I said MAYBE they will settle down .
    I don’t know , since i am married for almost 11 years, and I married quite late because of that four C’s syndrome.
    Whatever your status you are now, just remember, live life to the fullest and don’t forget your responsibilities.

    bamboo river - May 15, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  155. ….live life to the fullest and don’t forget your responsibilities – BR

    Is that possible? I always thought that you either live life to the fullest or be responsible. You may choose to live somewhere in between and pray hard that you’ll never get caught. You have to forget your responsibilities in order to live life to the fullest, dont you think?

    I’d rather chose somewhere in between or shifts from one extreme to the other. (I hope dad is not reading this).

    Marriage is ok as long as you can accept the fact that love is just a chemical reaction that makes you crazy and do things like getting married… I think.

    ….everyone wants to work/enjoy to their fullest and marriage is their last agenda after all the four C’s are achieved – BR

    Well BR, I know a few girls who decided to do it the other way around i.e. get married in order to get the 4c’s. (Dont worry dad, I am not one of them). Some men did that too, I heard.

    jeancumlately - May 15, 2008 at 3:27 pm

  156. Sorry lah Jean.Handsome is not the marrying type.He shoots his target between the thighs and blows off the smoke from the tip of his gun and moves on to another one,leaving you wet wet and high.I cant imagine you hook up with him.I dont enjoy seeing you getting hurt.Just friend ok.I dont really know what to do with my life.I am really sick of malaysian politic.Any good advice Jean?Handsome asked me not to get hooked up.Pretty sound advice I reckon.Any better idea?

    stenson - May 15, 2008 at 3:53 pm

  157. Stenson: I cant imagine you hook up with him
    Sofia: Dont worry sten. So do I.

    Stenson: He shoots his target between the thighs and blows off the smoke from the tip of his gun and moves on to another one.
    Sofia: That is why I and him could be friends. Other then the gun we used, we do have a lot in common.

    Stenson: Handsome asked me not to get hooked up.
    Sofia: That is the least of your problem, sten. Your problem is how to get hooked up.

    Stenson: I dont really know what to do with my life. I am really sick of malaysian politic. Any good advice Jean?
    Sofia: C4.

    JEAN: Thanks sofia.
    Sofia: Stenson is such a nice guy. He dont enjoy seeing you getting hurt.
    JEAN: I know. Tell him, I appreciate it… a lot.

    jeancumlately - May 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm

  158. Hahaha, Bamboo, for 11 years, trust me, I am not going to ask you whether you ever had ( HAHAHA ). I remember once Kittykat went to Hong Kong, as I am not sure of his marital status, but I am sure he was not alone in that room overnight.

    Infidelity has become the primary reasons for divorce. It’s just like everyday you are driving a Honda Accord, so one day you will be tempted to a Toyota Camry, correct?

    If you are using a Motorola V series, will certainly opt for a Nokia model, right? Infatuation and lust for material changes is the same as human.

    Hey, by the bay, I did noticed that interacial couples are mushrooming nowadays. I was at KFC two days back, I saw a Malay guy with a Chinese lass and when I went for a swim at the beach on Sunday, I saw a chinese with a malay romancing one another.

    So, since Stenson and Jean desires one another, you wil always have my and Susan’s blessings when you walk down the aisle and Su and I will be bridesmaid and bestman respectively. What say you, Su? Btw, how do you
    create that gyrating smile? :)

    Don’t worry, if you Stenson and Jean don’t have enough money for the marriage, our gang, Ah Long here would be kind enough to lend you some, interest free of course, yeah?

    Harrison - May 15, 2008 at 6:07 pm

  159. jeancumlately Says:
    May 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Hahaha. :D

    Harrison - May 15, 2008 at 6:09 pm

  160. Friend is friend…..bizness is bizness….where got free. At the most I also except sex for payment……hehehehehehehe

    ah Long - May 15, 2008 at 6:22 pm

  161. Stenson,

    Hahaha. I tried to peruse someone who wrote the parody on May 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm for at least two times thinking it was me, coz I am the only one who is good at that, but it’s Jeancumlately. Hahahahahahahaha. Very nottti, isn’t it Su san? :P Cheers to all.

    Harrison - May 15, 2008 at 8:03 pm

  162. hahaha.. I don’t mind being bridesmaid. just name the place and time..

    anyway, to make this :lol: , just put “lol” in between of “:”
    get it??

    su - May 15, 2008 at 8:07 pm

  163. Here are some other smileys. Just copy and paste into your comment.

    :oops: :mrgreen: :neutral: :twisted: :shock: :???: :cool: :evil: :idea: :roll: :wink: :cry: :eek: :mad: :!: :?:

    whispering9 - May 15, 2008 at 9:22 pm

  164. Wah hahahahha. Thanks mate. I only asked from Su for 1 smiley template. No love lost between us I guess. :D

    Harrison - May 15, 2008 at 11:40 pm

  165. Aww… I hope I didn’t create any unnecessary “jealousy” between Harrison n whispering 9… :lol:
    :twisted:

    But those smlies definitely are great!

    LURVE smilies.. :mrgreen:

    su - May 16, 2008 at 7:51 am

  166. Jean, Live life to the fullest means do whatever you think is right and legal lah. Not that third party stuff.

    Harrison, ability to resist temptations is a personal achievement besides having the Holy guidance of religion.

    W9 , how was your 5 hours trip :-)

    BTW, to all who are in the teaching profession, be it the kindergarten,primary & secondary school ,college , uni, or even as a tutor…Happy Teachers’ Day :-)

    bamboo river - May 16, 2008 at 8:07 am

  167. Don’t worry su…no jealousy whatsoever. :roll: Isn’t it…Jane :cry: ?

    BR…the trip was fine thks. However, my frequent business trips are taking a toll on family life, esp. with my teenage children. ..the fourth C in the equation of living life to the fullest. Gotta to go now. Remember it is TGIF.

    whispering9 - May 16, 2008 at 9:15 am

  168. One day one wise guy drop by and says Chairman Mao started the May 13 in Malaysia.Jean will turn round and said,’ Oh no,I thought it was the Javanese who started the may 13′.Can you see the irony?Jean believes in everythings ppl say.You can always ask Sofia if you have any doubt in your mind of any issue.Sorry to say Sofia is smarter than you.I can assure you Jean I have no problem when come to hooking.
    Why Handsome is passing the buck?Is he gunning for Sue now?Good luck brother.

    stenson - May 16, 2008 at 9:36 am

  169. “lol”Jeacumearlyabit,Handsome is waiting.

    stenson - May 16, 2008 at 9:40 am

  170. Always the bridesmaid….never the bride !!! Sounds like Najib.

    ah long - May 16, 2008 at 9:59 am

  171. My dear friend Su and my (buddy), Whispering9,

    “Jealousy is only a will of the losers” – Harrison

    W9, Godspeed whenever u travel, alright? Oh welcome back, coffee?

    well Stenson, having enjoying reading some of your witty2 comments and stylish humour you deployed in FSZ2, I have to say that, you are “down-and-out” before you knows what hit you by the May 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm post. How could you open so much opportunities for endless “onslaught”. To the author “Not bad, not bad at all”. Ouch! Hahahahaha!
    By any impartial judgement, you’ll have to give that “bout” to the author who mimicked the parody too well. Ouch again! Hahahahahaha. Aiyoooh!
    With a gf like that, who needs a wife?

    I ever had a Javanese gf before. Sometimes I ever reminisce why I broke up with her. I always had regrets after post-relationship. I hate to boast but almost all my gfs said that I am the best lover they ever had. I first thought of the emphatic compliment prosaic and cloying but when witnessing their “reactions” after the break-ups, it seems to be as real as they claimed (that I am the best lover among the many bfs’ they had).
    for professional reasons i deter from discussing.

    I recollect that Javanese ex of the exes before been axed (I can’t tell you who axed who ok, but I think you can presume a good conclusion) to have a new ex gf of mine always asked me “Sungguh!” in Javanese meaning serious in English and I reciprocated with kisses. Unfortunately, we did not
    made it.

    I hate to enter into real relationship nowadays, cause I hate break-ups and
    it would hurt and still haunt me from time to time. Sigh. what to do, I am as human as all of you, isn’t it?

    Oh yes, stenson, you said

    “Why Handsome is passing the buck?Is he gunning for Sue now?Good luck brother.”

    I am almost a cycle of a Chinese Zodiac older than Su. 5 years ago maybe, but not now. Haha. Anyway Su is pursuing for a degree in oversea
    and I don’t wanna be a 3rd wheel between her and her studies. So, a platonic friendship good enough.

    Sorry to bore you all with some of my personal stuff, so I rest my “case” here….

    Oh yeah Ah Long,

    Did you promised to continue a trilogy of your tantalizing account that the British was instigating the May 13th riots? I am following……..:)

    Harrison - May 16, 2008 at 10:53 am

  172. Whispering9 sounds like he travels around the country often…

    I knew a successful travelling businessman once… When he died, 3 other women, aged from 40s to late 20s, turned up at his funeral, with 9 children in total , ranging from kindergarten to grown-up , crying for Papa….lucky guy…they never even knew about each other…

    Just sharing a past experience, I’m not implying anything about our good friend here OK !… :-)

    kittykat46 - May 16, 2008 at 11:43 am

  173. Hahaha…That’s a very long comment Harrison!!

    And platonic is good. :)

    On another note, I was talking to my dad the other day, and we mentioned Justice Augustine Paul. Apparently my dad knows this man! He was eyeing to be the President of RCS(Royal Commonwealth Club) back in 1998, sometime before the Anwar case. And nobody really liked him back then. Surprisingly Augustine Paul decided to not contest for the President’s seat anymore after the Anwar case. Hmm…wonder why…

    (could it be that he had a lot of “kickback” during the case, and so the Chairman’s seat was of no importance anymore?)

    su - May 16, 2008 at 11:44 am

  174. I wanna borrow one of w9’s smileys badly but I dont know which one is for whom and for what… I wish I could just borrow sue’s pissed off cat and stick it here. But its not for you sten. You are nice and I am giving u two days to recover. HbH had just told you that you shot yourself on the foot.

    Learn the art of shooting someone while looking the other way.

    And sure sten, I do believe that you dont have a problem of getting hooked. I was just kidding. Really. Honest. I swear. I mean it.

    Sofia is smarter then me? Ok. Thanks for the compliments.

    HbH: ….I hate break-ups and it would hurt and still haunt me from time to time.
    Jean: The girl(s) you broke up with must be great girl(s) to be able to haunt u from time to time. Sungguh!

    And yup, I am waiting also what else will come up on may 13th. Did chairman Mao started it? Gee, I was working on the theory that the javanese started it. You are right again, stenson.

    Thank God its Friday….

    jeancumlately - May 16, 2008 at 11:57 am

  175. Alarm clock starts with a bang,bragging,craving for attention but never accurate.
    As for Handsome and Jean,I dont shoot at a target with my eyes closed or looking the other way.I dont like to hit at something it is not intended to.
    I dont normally shoot at my own foot.I am not that bad in aiming my shot.
    If both of you feel I am not wanted here I am too happy to oblige.This place has become too draggy.Maybe too predictable.

    stenson - May 16, 2008 at 12:44 pm

  176. Hey,W9, spend some time with your family and kids.It is worth all the money you can make from your business.
    Believe me!
    Harrison,
    Your single life and past relationship with your ex,ex,ex GF must be quite repetitive.Don’t you think you should really settle down for good then to break so many ladies’ heart?
    Or is your heart is made of steel. Tak ada feeling kah? :-)

    Jean, Chairman Mao was not happy about the May 13 incident. Info from the mainland during that timelah.
    Why do you think our then PM Tun Razak made the historical visit to China?
    What about the other case of squatting that our gomen sent a Minister to explain in China?
    No, I don’t think China is involved but it is possible there are locals monitoring for them .
    Jean and Sofia seems to speak the same tone. Probably same person but utilising different side of the brain. Aiya, now I can’t make out of it, if Jean is speaking for Sofia or Jean is talking to Sofia.Both are well learnt in my oipinion.
    So, there are no person less smarter then the other.

    Su, how many Malaysians are studying in the same Uni with you in NZ? According to my friend who stayed and worked in NZ for 6 minths, life over there is very relax. Betul kah?

    Stenson my friend, you sounded very low today.
    Guys and gals, please give Stenson some pre weekend moral booster and word encouragement. Hey, tomolo is Saturday. Stenson. CHEER UP!

    bamboo river - May 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm

  177. BR..in my uni as a whole, I’m not sure how many Malaysians there are. But I think there are quite a number really, because we have this “Malaysian Students in Auckland” association, and there are a lot of members too!

    Relaxed? Lifestyle-wise, definitely. Here, everything is “take it easy”. Not feeling well? Take the day off. Feeling down? Take the day off. Somone pissed you off? Take the day off. ….Well, you get the drift.

    Uni-wise, relax is NOT even in the dictionary…… *sob..

    su - May 16, 2008 at 1:55 pm

  178. Kiwi student-ah.
    NZ is a very relaxed, laid-back country.

    But their universities have pretty rigorous academic standards…no free lunch there..

    kittykat46 - May 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm

  179. Harrison,
    Some Malay kakis told me women from Javanese-descent very “garang” – betul-kah ?

    kittykat46 - May 16, 2008 at 2:29 pm

  180. Harrison….I hear some Javaneses and some Malays insert ball bearings under the skin of their thing. This is supposed to send the women into delirious bouts of estacsy. Have you seen this practise before? How many ball bearings you got? hehehehe joking only…

    Real men don’t cry and real men don’t need ball bearings.

    ah long - May 16, 2008 at 2:30 pm

  181. Aiyoh Stenson, why so sensitive one? Cannot kid around with you lah… so fast merajuk meh? How to be happy-happy like that? Stick around lah. Everyone like you whaaat… dont make me beg lah.

    Eh BR, how come everyone else is not confused about jean and sofia but you? Stop drinking decaf. Everyone needs caffeine. It keeps you alert and sane.

    Su, NZ has a very relaxed life-style but a a rigid student life and a good academicl standard. That was what my friends told me. The easiest life for a student is in the US. That is the place where you can play play and still come home with a degree or two. This one I can tell you.

    … women from Javanese-descent very “garang” – betul-kah ? – kk46

    May I answer that kk46? Normally, javanese women are very respectful of their husband, quite obedient and very independent. They became garang only if they are betrayed or certain lines were crossed. So better ask your “malay kakis” what they have done.

    …I hear some Javaneses and some Malays insert ball bearings – ah long.

    These things are in East Coast states and imported from Thailand. Its not Malay / Javanese things who are traditionally more into susuk and jamu. In case someone asks how do I know, well, its from those trashy malay magazines.

    Ball bearings… sheesh…

    sofiairdina - May 16, 2008 at 4:01 pm

  182. Everyone says NZ life is relaxed…

    How I wish being a student in NZ was as relaxed as the non-students……

    su - May 16, 2008 at 5:17 pm

  183. I have heard about jamu from my Malay and Indonesian friends. During a visit to Indonesia I was browsing amongst the stalls and notice got 1 stall selling all kinds of local herbal stuff.

    I notice got drinks made from tongkat ali and honey and also packets of jamu. On the packet of jamu even got english words.

    From memory it said something like “taking jamu will make your sexual organ smaller”.

    I dropped that packet like a hot brick !!! Fuck,
    I want it bigger not smaller !!!!

    ah Long - May 16, 2008 at 6:01 pm

  184. In the land of the long white cloud….everything also slow one…..even the people walk also slow one.

    Wellington worst, cold, windy and everywhere also uphill one. Ayoh….the coldest day in my life was a summer’s day in Wellington.

    Is it true about NZ men and sheep??

    I also hear Scots have the same tendency with their sheep. That is why they wear kilts.

    So they can creep up quietly behind the sheep and the sheep cannot hear them pull down their zipper.

    ah Long - May 16, 2008 at 7:25 pm

  185. Aiyoh Ah Long, please do not tempt angelic coed like Su. Do you know how hard is it for her to be in solitude, interned with books.

    Su will say “The only time I reminisce “the good ole daze” is when today is not that good.

    I used to wish that I could skip those studying days and go straight to the future when I would be working, earning my money and boys…

    Now that I am here, oh boy, how I wish I could jump into a time machine and accelerate forward and get all these over with! I had just found out that working, earning my money and boys all came with strings attached. It is called responsibility.

    I guess that is why “the good ole daze” is so nice. That was when responsibilities belong to mom and dad and I had the fun.”

    Harrison : Now that su has the monet she always can have some ride with the “Kuta Cow boys”. Cute isn’t it, Ah Long?

    http://elviza.wordpress.com/2008/02/01/sleepless-in-setiawangsa-viii/#comments

    Harrison - May 16, 2008 at 9:39 pm

  186. ah long – NZ men and sheep? No..I don’t think they like the sheep too much..too heavy. And much too “woolly”.

    Harrison seems to be doing fine with his “monoloogue” with me. Quite interesting too. Pray tell more, what I would say in response to that
    *wink*

    su - May 17, 2008 at 4:51 am

  187. Okay, Sofia, I am going to switch for high caffeined coffee.
    Maybe my brain was to slow at this moment.
    Planning to take a break end of this month. Probably will bring my family to Cameron for a few days.
    No. I better book the apartment now.

    ah Long those ball bearings are from the Thailand mahh.
    I read about it years ago and this trend is being picked up by the Japanese I heard.
    Why lah must put ball bearing? Just show humans ( MEN) are just not satisfied with what they have or just a stupid male EGO.
    So, as this guy with ball bearing walks thru the metal detector at the airport….Burrrrrrrr (alarm activated)
    Airport Security (AS) : Please step aside sir.
    Guy : Oopps , I am sorry but I am late for my flight.
    AS : Sorry sir, you had triggered the alarm. I have to do a thorough search. It is procedures.
    Guy : A bit hesistant and red faced.

    The AS scan the guy with a hand scanner and the beeping sound triggered as the scanner is just between the guy’s leg.

    AS : May I know what do you have between your legs sir?
    Guy : Ohhh, that is my balls.
    AS:You had steel balls?
    Guy : Ahem , yes but not so loud.
    Turning towards his Superior, the AS yelled ..
    AS: Hey, Jim, this guy had steel balls.
    Guy: Sir, can we do this in a jiffy?
    AS: No, sir. You have two steel balls?
    Guy: Actually I have ten steel balls and two normal ones.
    AS: What in hell are you talking? You try to kid me? You only have two balls!
    Guy : Sir, I have two balls and ten steel balls.
    AS: I am afraind we have to do the latex search. Please follow me.
    After about half hour the guy was released .

    His passport stamped..”Man With Steel Balls”

    bamboo river - May 17, 2008 at 7:23 am

  188. Eh BR, may be some ppl do need a steel ball. Wanna hear a story? Heard it from my sis who heard it from a friend who heard it from another…

    “…WAH! Kena mana? Hahaha. I love to play football (the real soccer) and was hit by the balls directly on my groin area and the pain was so abysmal that I was laying in a quasi-unconscious state. Pity isn’t it?

    When I was schooling, I was very very nauthty(sic) sis. I am truant. Strictly Private & Confidential between you and me. Pls do not tell anybody ok sis? Promise? ”

    http://elviza.wordpress.com/2008/02/01/sleepless-in-setiawangsa-viii/#comments

    And BR, that story is an exchange for a good javanese coffee in this gloomy saturday morning, on you.

    jeancumlately - May 17, 2008 at 8:18 am

  189. Hahaha. Thank you, mr dearS. At leat I know there is no love lost between us. Dear Su, sorry to have mentioned your name. This wasn’t really about you. Just joking alright?

    Aiyoh Private & Con. also reveal ah? Where is the Official Secrets Act? Mana boleh? ;)

    Harrison - May 17, 2008 at 9:02 am

  190. Ha,ha,ha,ha,. at first when I read Elviza’s posting, I thought you were trying to tell me a similar story.
    After scorlling down the comments, I was like, Ahem, bola siapa kena lebam niii???
    Aiyo, don’t lah like dat…keciaaaan dia, ingat terlepas tapi kena sekali lagi.Itu pun dah empat bulan punya cerita..after fell down the ladder ‘bedupap’ crashed on him.

    Anyway, sure javanese coffee on me with Harrison ..ooppss Halibut sandwich to prep up your gloomy Saturday. :-)

    bamboo river - May 17, 2008 at 9:25 am

  191. Harrison, Malaysia Boleh lah .:-)

    bamboo river - May 17, 2008 at 9:26 am

  192. That is exactly what happen to Christine Aliguira she had body piercings and it set off the airport metal detectors.

    ah Long - May 17, 2008 at 9:40 am

  193. Anybody see Stenson? Undercover, again?

    “Stenson, saya tidak pernah bersetubuhan dan menjalinkan apa-apa hubungan (intim) dengan perempuan itu”.—-Harrison (mimicking Bill’s rebuttal of him having sex and any sorts of sexual relationship with Lewinsky).

    Dear Su,

    My May 16, 2008 at 9:39 pm posting that mentioned your name was a “catch”. Hey, no hard feelings ok? Read the links and get the point.
    That was just to tease my babyfaced sister bona fidely.

    To all, including Ah Long, bamboo, Jeancumlately, stenson, W9, su and all here Happy weekend. Enjoy ya?

    Where’s WITTY0, you got a problem at this coffeeshop? Oh, come on….

    Oh yeah, to my cutie babyfaced sister, take care of your youth and maintain that sweet smile, sungguh?

    Oh sten, don’t be “NESU” Lah, when I called her sisters and not honeys or darlings, ok? :D

    Harrison - May 17, 2008 at 2:15 pm

  194. No worries-la Harrison :lol:

    Weekends are sort of non-existent for me… :(
    Assignments, unfortunately, don’t take the weekends off..

    caffeine….caffeine..

    su - May 17, 2008 at 2:53 pm

  195. Ooops… please dont hate me. I thot that’s what friends are for kan? Why are the men so sensitive in this kopitiam? No love lost? Aiyoh… dont lah..
    Stenson already nesu and now you too? Okay lah, I’ll pay your nescafe this time specially serve on olive leaves…. I mean it deeply. Ocean deep.

    Su, trust me. The university daze are going to be the best daze in your life. Lewinsky may argue that her internship days were the best, but again, its quite rare to be able to work with the president of the united states who knows what cigars are for. So, enjoy it. I mean your studies.

    Nice weekend everyone. Its the only thing to celebrate these days. Badawi is still there, business is still difficult (except for maybe BR and w9) and I dont know when we could move forward…. sigh…

    jeancumlately - May 17, 2008 at 4:29 pm

  196. Heaven must be a very peaceful place because the lawyers have all gone to hell.

    ah Long - May 17, 2008 at 6:40 pm

  197. As they say, the people who have endless stock of Armani suits in their wardrobes go straight to Hell..

    su - May 17, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  198. Wah, lucky I only got 1 Armani suit…….I also got 1 Mahathir style safari suit….but now both also hang in the cupboard only because cannot button….my spare tyre got too big.

    What to do….I live to eat, not eat to live.

    ah Long - May 17, 2008 at 8:57 pm

  199. Talking about Hell, are we all not in hell now? (metaphorically speaking), given the situation that those who wants to expose the truth of misdeeds are persecuted.

    Those who took the personal pain to deliver justice are victimized.

    Those who are connected or are in the cardinal positions who ruthlessly abuse their powers has impunities and “clearance”. (Wanna know who? Hint+Hint=N_ _ I _ ).

    Those who make political, draconian and bestial arrest, received bribes to fix cases and beating and torturing inmates and innocents are blessed.

    Now, with these, if it is not Hell here, then you will have to bring Hell here.

    Korek me if I am wrong, Stenson.

    Note : it’s almoz 3 a.m. malaysian time.

    Harrison - May 18, 2008 at 1:59 am

  200. ah Long – Got spare tyre ah? Go liposuction la! :lol:
    But must continue to “live to eat”, that’s the best philosophy in life!

    Harrison – Malaysia’s probably got Hell pretty well covered. So if we were to call Malaysia from Hell, it’s probably going to be FOC.

    su - May 18, 2008 at 6:25 am

  201. Malaysia got the best weight watchers program in the world. It is called ISA detention. After a few months for sure fade away to a shadow !!!

    But look at the pictures of Baginda, that arsehole still same size after > than 1 year, so you think lah…..got favourable treatment and weekend “release” or not ??

    Badawi go for liposuction also but they put the instrument in his ears and sucked out all his brains !!!! I bet it was a real short operation.

    ah Long - May 18, 2008 at 10:24 am

  202. I guess this new constructed cafe is drawing less customers without mega-stars like Stenson. Pity, he has some rabbits in his sleeves.

    From may 2nd till 19th may, only 201 patrons are recorded with some “kongsi” drinks with others. some even ordered tap-water, and maybe didn’t pay and absconded. Whew!

    Guess I’ll have to treat you all to some alcoholic drinks to get you all “highs”…. Do you drink beers or liquor Su?

    What a boring humid Sunday.

    Harrison - May 18, 2008 at 3:10 pm

  203. Harrison….u wan more patrons must change the menu. Must include more sex and religion.

    ah Long - May 18, 2008 at 6:42 pm

  204. Aiyah, Ah Long. I am afraid that the sex-talk may deter the lass’ from coming to this coffeshop lah.

    I was just wondering whether Su is an alcoholic coz NZ may be very cold sometimes. Ang Moh or Mat Salleh in the West drink to keep themselves warm so I felt no offence in my questions.. :D

    I thought you are going to proceed with the interesting trilogy? No?

    Harrison - May 18, 2008 at 8:00 pm

  205. trilogy thing do at work. Weekend think of the birds and the bees.
    If too cold in NZ can cuddle hot water bottle if cannot find any human to warm the bed….hehehe. Grog is too expensive.

    Everytime Gomen no money they increase the price of ciggies & grog.

    Obviously Su is not Bumi, otherwise study in local Bumi Uni much better. Can chin chai study also pass. Hehehehe

    After that can get job easy, only have to turn up to get paid. Just look at the PM. Fall asleep on the job also can one.

    Can simply go Bumi banK borrow money to buy car on installment and no need pay back….even the unemployed also can become very very rich & powerful.

    Just look at the son and the son-in-law. Celaka you vote for one man and the whole family also jump on the gravy train.

    So how to vote for Najib, he also the same, he become PM then Rosmah will rule. Well, it is not over until the fat lady sings. !!!

    ah Long - May 18, 2008 at 8:22 pm

  206. is true that Su is not Bumi. :)

    But grog here not too expensive la..if compare with water la..
    Here one can of beer less than $1, one bottle of mineral water about $3.50

    I drink sikit-sikit la..not like the kiwis, drink alcohol like drink water…coz i need to keep my head intact..or else can’t graduate. :lol:

    su - May 19, 2008 at 2:37 am

  207. Harrison,
    I either swin or sink. Why?

    sloone - May 19, 2008 at 2:41 am

  208. ‘Just sharing a past experience, I’m not implying anything about our good friend here OK !’…..hahahahaha. When my sis died, 4 men turned up as husbands at her funeral. 3 were gentlemen but one nasty little fellow fought almost 7 years for property right. Hahahaha…better keep part time friends rather than wives; a sound advice to those travelling sales men, businessmen, my partner, whatever…if tempted lah. :lol:

    BR…you must be a young parent. Children have 4 distinctive growth plateaus. P1: Infancy…adorable (a joy to spend time). P2: Becoming teenager…growing up into adolescent is always a yo-yo experience in feelings and ‘controls’ (my stage now…have to juggle so many yo-yo’s). P3: Past-teen…most think they have wings and wish to fly away from the nest. P4: Grown up…the moment they start paying bills, etc…they might not have time for you (even pocket money). When they finally have children of their own…they will suddenly remember you…some want your baby sitting skill and some genuinely love you. Alas…better to spend more time with wifey before both of you only know how to love the children and forgot how to love each other. Do you know it is the major reason for divorce? Lost love betw parents after the younglings leave the nest pile, that it.

    Jean…this one for you :razz: . The smileys are not mine…hahaha stole them from 5XMOM. Sorry Mom. :)

    Su…bumi or non-bumi no matter. You are a girl, right? Hehehehe.

    whispering9 - May 19, 2008 at 9:21 am

  209. whispering9…..they use to say:-
    1.) Where there is a will, there is a way.

    I say:-
    2.) Where there is a will, there is a relative. :)

    ah long - May 19, 2008 at 10:41 am

  210. Susan asked “I either swin or sink. Why?”

    The question is the answer itself. I am sure you know why. Hehehehehehe.

    Dear Su and Susan,

    It’s a bit difficult to address the synonymous of your name Susan. Su(e), Susan, Susannah,. Aiyohoho, I tot you girls are (blood)related.

    Dear Su,

    Can I call you an English name? Maybe Mitch? You should know the etymology of the Chinese Hokkien word- “SU”, means “kalah”, or lost.
    It’s better to address you as “Ya” means win or “kelapa”,eh, I mean “kepala”.

    Just a Holiday Humour. Cheers to all. :D

    Harrison - May 19, 2008 at 10:48 am

  211. one non-Bumi girl here. :)
    NO discrimination ok? :lol:

    Well ah Long, “when there’s a will, everyone’s nice”. :)

    Harrison – “su” can mean all sorts of things, “lose” being one of them. It can also mean “book”, or “tree” or in my name, it actually means “comfort”. If you call me “ya” though, I don’t think I’ll even register it as a reference to moi!

    Hmm..”Mitch” is no good, but mich is fine. :lol:
    Although methinks you’ll get a lot of ppl confused when you start calling someone “mich”, when my display name says ’su’.

    su - May 19, 2008 at 12:24 pm

  212. 舒适…? Interesting. Have a nice day.

    whispering9 - May 19, 2008 at 12:41 pm

  213. Wah, Whispering9, you sis must have been quite loaded…4 men want to be recognised as her husband…

    For the case I quoted, the man was quite a successful businessman, but not really super rich nor particularly handsome. But he had this personality and easy charm….women just fell for him, and all the “wives” were really good looking. One each from Ipoh, Penang and Johor Bahru if I remember right.

    Don’t try it guys….its not worth the trouble…heheheheh…

    kittykat46 - May 19, 2008 at 12:42 pm

  214. Run in the family lah….dad had 2 or 3 (I think) and my bro has 5 wives (not really super rich but particularly handsome). Two sisters have more than 1. Me…I am the youngest in the family and all the swanking wives/husbands or girl/boy friends perhaps have resolved me young. More a mommy boy. Sis was a ‘tai ka chair’ ;) . OOooooOOOooo. Recently, one of our buddies died and his family held a closed door funeral ‘cos there were just too many ‘wives’…she thought we were the bad influence. Believe me, we didn’t know about it too. Even we were not invited lah. Seriously….we should emulate the hornbills in partnership…mati2 also stick together. Till Death Do We Part.

    whispering9 - May 19, 2008 at 12:58 pm

  215. Oh, so many bantering about out-of-wedlock affairs. I really feel proud of Malaysians like Su (I’ll stick it to your preference :) )and Susan who still loves and care for “Boleh Land” even if they are studying and working oversea. It’s a long time since I say thank you to anyone, but THANK YOU, from my heart.

    While Stenson and Jean probably eloped or having some sexcapade, maybe you girls are unaware of his peculiar event wherein a man, I’ll copy and paste from the link :-

    Three wives approve Malaysian man’s fourth marriage

    Malaysia News.Net
    Friday 16th May, 2008 (IANS)

    Three wives of a Malaysian odd job worker appeared in a court to bless his fourth wedding. His first wife Wan Rukiah said: ‘Go ahead, I have no problems’.

    Judge Sheikh Ahmad Ismail Hakim, heading a Syriah (Islamic) court, was reluctant to permit Mohamad Nor Awang, 51, to marry again being unsure of his economic status. He earns RM 1,500 ($480 approx.) a month.
    He asked Awang, a father of 18, whether he was capable of supporting a fourth wife and if he would be fair to all his wives. The judge sought an additional affidavit to back his claims.
    What clinched the issue was the presence of the wives who ‘blessed’ the husband’s wedding to the fourth woman Suzi Sulong who at 35, would be the youngest of them all, The Star said Friday.
    The three wives – Wan Rukiah Mat Yusof, 52, Kalthum Dollah, 39, and Noraini Daud, 40 – asked the court to allow their husband to take a fourth wife.
    Third wife Noraini had another reason: She agreed because she does not want to see her husband register his fourth marriage in neighbouring Thailand.
    ‘We all could live blissfully under one roof,’ she said.
    Impressed with this show of solidarity, the judge jestingly asked Awang his ’secret’.
    Awang replied: ‘I don’t have any secret, but I believe I have been fair to all of them.’

    Source : http://www.malaysianews.net/story/359999

    ********************

    When I saw the highlights on TV, the man and all his wives looks like a Hokkien idiom “Sak Chia Khee Nia” meaning like pushing (unmanned) cars
    uphill commenting on their looks. No pun, but facts.

    The third wife even suggest “‘We all could live blissfully under one roof,” she said.

    then…

    Impressed with this show of solidarity, the judge jestingly asked Awang his ’secret’.

    Awang replied: ‘I don’t have any secret, but I believe I have been fair to all of them.’

    Harrison : Living under one roof and BEEN FAIR? DOES THAT BEGS AN ANSWER OF POSSIBLE ORGIES? mana boleh macam itu. Aiyoh.

    *I am not sure whenever I chatted with girls, I am a bit shy, and I don’t know why!

    Dear Susan, I am also not a good drinker, I time I was carried to a car when I kinda lost consciousness having a mixture of alcoholic drinks called “graveyard”. (U know that?)

    if we drink together someday, hopefully you “swim” and your bf “sinks” and we go and read some Archie comics yeah? :)

    Harrison - May 19, 2008 at 4:11 pm

  216. “su Says:
    May 19, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Harrison – “su” can mean all sorts of things, “lose” being one of them. ”
    Hey, This is a real incident:
    At a stocks gallery, Susie was walking towards Mr. Lim and Mr quah (both sitting in front of the monitor) “Look who is here! We better get off otherwise we ‘ll lose the whole day. ” Mr .Lim said. What about the person sitting next to you”?’ Susie retorted

    Bennyloh - May 19, 2008 at 4:18 pm

  217. So many wives, no wonder die young….case of the smiling stiff ??

    ah Long - May 19, 2008 at 4:58 pm

  218. Going through all the blogs and browsed through all the comments and most of the time, it left me speechless. We are living through an interesting time, really.

    And somehow, this guy who wants to have four wives made it to the front page beside the disasters in myanmar, china and umno. Or is it bcoz his 3 existing wives consented and want to share him. I look at the picture of the guy and I do understand the wives. With a husband who look like that, I would be desperate to share the burden too. Moreover, I hate frog.

    “I treated them fairly,” so the guy said. With an income of RM1500/month? Sheesh… I could not even treat myself fairly with that amount.

    But I guess its most men’s dream. Studies found that the male species are naturally polygamous and its just a matter of opportunity.

    Harrison: While Stenson and Jean probably eloped or having some sexcapade…

    Jean: Wrong. I was golfing with dad for three days straight but I like the way you think anyway.

    sofiairdina - May 20, 2008 at 9:44 am

  219. Sofia – “the male species are naturally polygamous” .
    Probably true…..hehehehe…
    but in the context of modern society its more trouble than its worth….it only looks interesting from the outside.

    The guy I knew spent most of his time travelling…he did have a legitimate excuse as his business was spread over 4 cities….but in the end I think it was a rather sorry life, even though he had 4 beautiful women who loved him.

    kittykat46 - May 20, 2008 at 10:55 am

  220. Jean:” Wrong. I was golfing with dad for three days straight but I like the way you think anyway.”

    If I ever meet Jean personally, I will ask “How to play golf or merely what’s golfing all about?”

    The last person who told me she spent only 1 night, 2 days in Perth, Australia, for the sole reason——>shopping, couldn’t even answer where Subiaco or Subi is……and when I just teasingly asked to see her air ticket, until today I still have not seen it yet.

    A case of selective memory or maybe never been there. :)

    Tua Phau Mian PUn Chee - May 20, 2008 at 11:03 am

  221. Okay, after a long weekend, i have to run off to JB for about 1 week. (cari makan lah).
    Actually i am leaving today.
    so, everyone,I no more missing without notice yahhh?
    Have a good time in Susan’s blog.
    Don’t mess up this kopi tiam ah Long and Harrison.
    Make sure you wipe clean the tables. :-)
    Ta.Ta.

    bamboo river - May 20, 2008 at 12:19 pm

  222. Malaysian kopi tiam have the following advantage from places like Starbuck or Gloria Jean or Coffee bean.

    Kopitiam can:-
    1.) read free newspaper.
    2.) can throw ciggie ashes & butt on the floor.
    3.) can spit on the floor also.
    4.) can order hawker food brought to your table.
    5.) can talk loudly and swear freely without people looking at you as if you were some kinda alien.
    6.) can negotiate ah long business.
    7.) can eat food rickshaw puller style i.e. one leg on the chair.
    8.) can enter wear chinaman singlet and blue chinaman boxer shorts.
    9.) can disturb girls and make lewd rematks without been told to leave.
    10.) can smoke anywhere in the shop.

    Malaysia Boleh.

    ah long - May 20, 2008 at 12:52 pm

  223. Bamboo River,
    In Penang Hokkien, the slang word for Cari Makan (as in business) is the same as Cari Lubang….(sorry ladies).

    There’s always opportunity for double meaning there….hehehe..good hunting….business, I mean….:-)

    kittykat46 - May 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm

  224. In Penang Hokkien, the slang word for Cari Makan (as in business) is the same as Cari Lubang….(sorry ladies). EXTRACT BY KITTYKAT

    No offence of course. We, the ladies also like “sticks”. You think that we, the ladies cannot crave for sex like men ah?

    Sex, is the most enyoyable thing in life. Those who feel otherwise must have something wrong with themselves.

    What is like with $$$$, good health, without sex?

    I just spotted this interesting site here. Hi to all.

    Daphne - May 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm

  225. Tua Phau Mian PUn Chee Says: If I ever meet Jean personally, I will ask “How to play golf or merely what’s golfing all about?”

    Jean: I took a golf class in college, learnt from a pro and I am an 18-handicapper. Not exactly good but I know golf more then just about widening your stance and adjusting your grip, thank you.

    BR… selamat jalan. Guess I have to pay in cash for the next one week.

    jeancumlately - May 20, 2008 at 2:16 pm

  226. What Daphne trying to say is steak and not stick.So you guys dont get excited so fast.Be cool.

    stenson - May 20, 2008 at 2:21 pm

  227. Dear Mr. Stenson,

    I don’t speak behalf of all women, but if you are in the 1st world countries, anyone who says that women are sex objects or treated women as secondary are misogynists. I have been staying in the States for years and there are “tiger-shows” and “nude-stripping” performed by men and women would caress their body. Male prostitutes are abundant.

    What lesser is a woman to a man, sexually speaking?

    Daphne - May 20, 2008 at 5:40 pm

  228. Dear miss Daphne,

    I enjoy making love and love kissing as much as you do (I guess).Honestly I dont enjoy so called tiger or striptease shows.I am as square as you guess I am.You have the right to comment on anything here as long as Susan dont ban you.I respect your rights to enjoy yourself as you see fit.Please dont get me wrong that I am trying to teach you moral.I am not in a position to tell you what is right and what is wrong.
    Feel free to express yourself.

    stenson - May 20, 2008 at 5:52 pm

  229. We want justice and protection from the bullies!

    Another defamation sue in the making. This will be the first Malaysian taken to court for libel charges just because he made a Genuine Consumer Complaint on the Internet. Should we keep quite from being bullied by the rich and powerful? Is it right to use the law to muzzle a consumer in grievance? Read more here http://www.consumer.com.my/message/index.php?itemid=1715

    Justonesoul - May 20, 2008 at 5:57 pm

  230. To daphne,

    Now, nobody has degrade women here, at the coffeshop. If yes, where?

    On Kittykat’s slapstick was merely on his friend Bamboo River. Allow me to reproduce and see me responding rationally in CAPITALS:-
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    kittykat46 Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Bamboo River,
    In Penang Hokkien, the slang word for Cari Makan (as in business) is the same as Cari Lubang….(sorry ladies).

    THIS WAS CLEARLY A PUN, NOT AN INSULT OF ANY SORTS. IF YOU ARE OPEN MINDED AS YOU CLAIMED, WHY CAN’T YOU TAKE THIS SORT OF HUMOUR? AND YOU EVEN MENTIONED YOU EVER DWELL IN US. DID GEORGIE BUSH CONSERVATISM BRAINWASHED YOU?

    There’s always opportunity for double meaning there….hehehe..good hunting….business, I mean…. :-)

    THE AUTHOR EVEN INFERFED AN INNUENDO MEANING TO SUGGEST THAT JOHOR IS FAMOUS FOR RED LIGHT DISTRICT. WHEN I VISITED JOHOR, MY JOHOREAN BUDDIES WOULD TAKE ME TO TAMAN PELANGI COZ THERE
    SEEMS TO BE A HUB FOR PROSTITUTION. AS FOR MYSELF, BEING LOYAL ONLY TO MY GIRLFRIEND, I NEVER INDULGED INTO SUCH “DIRTY” BUSINESS OR PAID SEX. I AM A GOOD MAN!

    Harrison - May 20, 2008 at 8:47 pm

  231. OK…I’m slightly lost here on this conversation…

    So I’ll go ahead and say: “Malaysia kopitiam boleh!!” in response to ah Long’s comment.

    su - May 21, 2008 at 4:52 am

  232. “Malaysia kopitiam boleh!!” …hahahahahaha. Don’t resign when in trouble, okay or not?

    whispering9 - May 21, 2008 at 6:07 am

  233. Folks, sorry for causing such a controversy with my previous post.
    I was just having some fun with old friend Bamboo River…no offence intended to anyone.

    Anonymous - May 21, 2008 at 8:15 am

  234. Hi Daph, friends do make fun of each other. They did that too in the 1st world, didnt they? I guess we are a bit 3rd worldish with no male stripper or tiger show (except in the zoo) but hey, you cant say its not here. Somehow, we still managed to maintain our asian value and did it only behind closed doors. We are shy people.

    I knew these guys for more then a year now and no one is out to actually hurt anybody. You’ll love everyone. You can degrade them too.

    Su, dont worry about getting lost in the conversation. It happens even if you are a veteran. Sometimes you dont know what hits you or why you are being hit. Take it easy. When someone throws a chair at you, they are just being friendly.

    w9, I am not resigning except from UMNO. However, I am not joining any other party.

    jeancumlately - May 21, 2008 at 8:17 am

  235. jeancumlately – a chair is being friendly?? Then throwing a table at me must mean they love me!! :lol:

    su - May 21, 2008 at 8:22 am

  236. su, you are one fast learner.

    jeancumlately - May 21, 2008 at 8:29 am

  237. LOL…if they start throwing chairs, tables, plates and cups…wow…they want to marry you.

    Daph…We can get ‘Sex and the City’ from AhLong here woh. Must count for some ++ towards our class rating.

    Jean…if we dare to speak loud, UMNO is no longer UMNO. It has become more multi-racial than most other parties. Except, she put on the false mask of a singular race in the guise of fighting for rights when in fact, most of them are robbing us blind. I am happy you left the party. If young people like you must…stick out bravely for your neighbour rights and let them take care of your rights in return. Stop the championing for racial rights. Malaysians are not raciallist (hehehe) . UMNO lost it long ago. TDM recognized that now when it is perhaps a BER case (beyong economical repair). Sad part, our PM rather choose to wage political wars instead of concentrating on our fledging economy. I heard a lot of RM millions will be spend to buy loyalties. Sorry for being so ’serious’ here.

    OK…let get back to song dedication. Cheer.

    whispering9 - May 21, 2008 at 9:09 am

  238. To Mr. Harrison,

    You think you are a seasoned cross examiner, with your shallow midget skills? I was just trying to point out women’s right. You even say that you are a good man. I say rubbish! I read your earlier postings and you even averred of having so many exs. Men like that are dirtbags. Pussyrounder you are. You think your thing so big? You talk rubbish Mr. Harrison.

    Commentator Su and jean are women I think. You girls are nuts for throwing stones at the glass house. Men has been belittling women every now and then and you speak in favor of your friends?

    Esp to Jeancumlately who speaks wildly in defense of men,

    So why should Malaysians be so timid, pea brain prohibiting any male strippers? Because of mentality like you and the UMNO chaps. If guys can enjoy paying cash to erotically view strippers in the West, why can’t they allow it here. I bet you love sticks as well, tell me who don’t.

    Huh, I quit. Just because you guys are friends, does not mean you girls should take sides! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Daphne - May 21, 2008 at 9:16 am

  239. um..is “no comment” a comment?

    su - May 21, 2008 at 9:30 am

  240. Jeancumlately also going to follow Mahat in quitting UMNO, ke ?
    Going independent…

    Why not join PAS ? I think they are the least smelly party in Malaysia right now, just their ideology may or may not be your thing…

    PKR…Brother Anwar Bin Ibrahim says all the right things but odour a bit strong, ah…

    DAP…susah sikit for Malays to accept…

    kittykat46 - May 21, 2008 at 10:09 am

  241. Let us all kiss and make up……no use arguing. Each one of us have different values, it is just a difference of opinion.

    It might be prefectly ok to have male strippers in the USA, but Malaysia has a different set of social values and public strip shows are not encouraged. Nothing wrong with that as long as the general population are in agreement.

    Anyway, I don’t agree with male strip shows like “Manpower.” They treat men like sex objects and don’t present a true picture. They show good looking men with slim, muscular bodies and 2 golf balls stuffed inside their pants but the average Joe does not look anything like that. Me for instance have a spare tyre around the waist and a average size weenie. It really is a misrepresentation of the general male population.

    I have been to mix strip shows (Crazy Horse) in Chicago and I don’t think highly of those men & women hanging around the stage doors trying to publicly solicitate sexual favours.

    Shouldn’t certain things be done discreetly and in private ?

    ah long - May 21, 2008 at 10:27 am

  242. Dear daphne,

    I take your (justifiable or otherwise) criticisms in good faith. Once I traded a couple of bitter exchanges with a female here and she just have to sent a “DEFCON 3″ to Bangkok and the admiral sent few aerial F16s’ to my airspace
    and I have zero option but to conceded defeat.

    What to do ? Women’s right mah? O.J. Simpson just accused one of the white police officer investigating his murder case planting “evidence” on the crime scene accusing that police officer of racist being a former KKK klan. Easy, isnt it?

    Good rationalization to Ah Long on your above post.

    Harrison - May 21, 2008 at 10:54 am

  243. Gosh! What was that all about? So much to learn from the 1st world. Must fight for the right to watch male strippers. I’ll pass.

    kk46… I voted PAS in protest. You are right. PAS is moving towards the middle path with lesser voices from HJ Hadi generation while DAP is still maintaining the non-malay version of Hj Hadi. Anwar… good with his mouth but who cares about his oral skill? Malaysia should not forgive him for his past deeds.

    And for Daphne… an old story…

    There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced,
    “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

    The second one, the redhead, said to herself, “I wonder if she made it. I guess it’s better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve.” So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

    So the blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it! I think I’d better try to make it, too.” So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!” So she swam back.

    jeancumlately - May 21, 2008 at 11:12 am

  244. Miss Daphne,

    If you are trying to create trouble here I will take you on.What is so great about the States?You can be from Mar who cares?You dont condemn ppl because their views differ from yours.You need to grow up Daphne.You love stick so much go head and enjoy.No one is stopping you.I went to King Cross in Australia and I find it repulsive.You can call me hypocrite if you want to.I honestly abhor the half naked girls gyrating around poles simulating sexual penetration or whatever to arouse the crowd.Dont you find it sickening Daphne??? I bet you dont.Please be more tactful.Dont bring your western here to show that you are much superior than us.I admire your space missions and other advances but not in sex.
    I love kissing as I told you and I prefer one to one with the opposite sex.
    Dont quit so fast.Are you giving up on us?Maybe we could learn form you.

    stenson - May 21, 2008 at 11:13 am

  245. “Gosh! What was that all about? So much to learn from the 1st world. Must fight for the right to watch male strippers. I’ll pass.”……hahahahahaha.
    Actually by Daphne’s standard, we treat our opposites very fairly. WE ALSO NO HAVE FEMALE STRIPPERS!
    :lol:

    whispering9 - May 21, 2008 at 2:53 pm

  246. Hi Daphne,
    Don’t give up on this forum so fast.
    Like most established on-line forums, Susan’s place here has developed a kind of sub-culture, the product of regular contributors.

    Most of the guys and gals here are quite nice, once you get used to their style.

    kittykat46 - May 21, 2008 at 4:03 pm

  247. When I went to the Crazy Horse I had my eyes shut wide open !!!!

    Hehehehe Typical Malaysian in Western strip joint.

    ah Long - May 21, 2008 at 6:09 pm

  248. This Daphne character is created by a regular commentator here to stimulate interests in this site.Real awful.

    stenson - May 21, 2008 at 9:06 pm

  249. This Daphne character is created by a regular commentator here to stimulate interests in this site.Real awful.—Stenson

    You maybe right. But not without a doubt to your assumption. Coz when I was at an international forum many years back, there suddenly appeared to be a forumer who seems and styled like a regular commentator that we know and we are in the presumption that he was playing a dual character.

    We got it wrong and prejudicial to both characters. Trust me, if you asked the “Bomba”, there are at least 50 prank calls a day. I say MAY! It goes bothways.

    dear Bamboo River in JB now. Aiyoh, all Kittykat meant was don’t forget to tag along some rubbers, I mean tyres. :D

    Harrison - May 22, 2008 at 12:05 am

  250. Daphne = Jean ?
    LOL….

    kittykat46 - May 22, 2008 at 8:19 am

  251. Like I mentioned Kittykat, it may be another soul searching for some chat or most probably wanted to place the records straight women’s needs are equilibrium as men.

    Unlike Su who is an undergraduate oversea and jeancumlately who ponders the sky how high the ball flies, only to have a kid laughed that the golf ball unscathed on the same spot of the field, I had to endure some kinda “difficult’ jobs when and after schooling.

    One of my job was a telephone operator at a hotel earning RM1.50 an hour 9 hours a day and there were people calling in for a chat esp. University students. The asked “Boleh berkenalan?”. As a good gentleman, I would normally tell them to call “Befrienders”.

    Another job of mine was a bricklayer, which toiled my biceps and muscles to every last stretch unlike Bamboo River who enjoys travelling and “goyang kaki” (hey, Kittykat, I am thinking about the “wonders” of Johor).

    Life is really tough for me, unlike you all here who are overpampered but I wish you all the best. In retrospect, whenever I thought of the ordeal my family has to go through, I am proud of our sweat earnings than those who easily and effortlessly enjoys and plunder from this country’s coffers. The NEP for instant, I was poor and never even benefited a cent……. :(

    Good luck to Su in your studies and to daphne, you get the message wrong here but you are welcome back.

    Cheers.

    bin Hansome - May 22, 2008 at 10:37 am

  252. bin handsome, you think you are poor…..me worst still.

    My parents were so poor, they cannot afford to born me. That’s is why I was not born until I was 5 years old !!!

    And we were so poor, that they cannot afford to buy me toys. So if I don’t wake up in the morning with a hard-on, I’ll have nothing to play with all day !!!

    Cheers

    ah long - May 22, 2008 at 12:01 pm

  253. Hei kk46. That was cruel! I am not daphne! Geez, after 2 years you can still confuse me with someone else. I bet you dont even remember my birthday. Man…

    bin handsome, how did you know that I missed the ball. Been ball-watching aint you?

    I am not sure if I should be sorry for Ah Long’s hardship. LOL.

    And handsome, contrary to what you imagined, life has not been easy to most people. We struggled at some point of our lives. NEP is not for all malays but the selected few. I really hate the stereotype. Whenever you see a malay doing well, the assumption is that she/he had it easy, government contract, spoon-fed, anak dato’ and well, you know what I mean.

    And I really hate it when I see a company or a shop with “A BUMIPUTRA COMPANY” at its signbord or letter-head. What is that for actually?

    jeancumlately - May 22, 2008 at 1:04 pm

  254. Jeancumlalety- “you know what I mean.” (para 4 last 2 lines).

    I hate to be clear on that lah, but let just say transaction of $$$ above the tables? I only refer to Mahathir’s charge “Corruption under the Badawi’s administration is so blatant that it is done “above the tables”. Correct?

    The Malays benefited from housing-discounts, special privilege of University admission, APs, compulsory Bumiputra (Iban, Kadazan in sabah and sarawak) Government contracts at or above RM10 K among other privileges other races are not entitled.

    Well, tell me these beneficiaries are English…

    A Voter - May 22, 2008 at 1:35 pm

  255. Sorry to use a nick and not my name. Just wondering whether Daph is still here? No, I guess.

    bin Hansome - May 22, 2008 at 1:37 pm

  256. Hi Jeancumlately,
    Sooorrry…I did make the statement with a question mark (?), not as a fact…kind of suspected Daphne is actually someone else who frequents this forum, but I may be wrong….no offense to anybody…hehehe.

    Too excited these days, lah.
    Every morning I open up the Malaysiakini page , and I really don’t know what to expect. Anything can happen….Mahathir resign from UMNO, Eusoffe Chin confesses, Sabah MPs jump, Anwar rejoins UMNO, Anwar divorces Kak Wan…Karpal Singh converts to Islam…Azelina marries Harrison..

    Only I wonder who is really running the country…Anyone ??

    kittykat46 - May 22, 2008 at 2:12 pm

  257. A voter – I am not surprised by that typical observation.

    You gave a 10% discount to a house valued at RM1million, it will not make any difference. Give a 90% discount, still it is not affordable to most bumis. And that bumiputra-discounted house would be located near the IWK oxidation pond or if it is a shophouse, its at a nowhere corner where even at 50% discount, a non-bumi will not buy.

    Honestly, that 10% discount is meaningless.

    AP? What AP? I am a bumi. I did not get an AP. Which bumiputra were you talking about? Are you assuming that when a few selected bumi gets an AP, that includes me? I still have to drive to come to work. I dont have a helicopter.

    Government contracts allocated for Bumi? Again, which bumi were you talking about? That 2 dollar company who got the contract, registered under the wife of Ketua UMNO Bahagian who later gave it to Phua Chu Kang Construction is not mine. If I want the project, I have to offer higher and compete with Phua Chu Kang. Get the picture?

    I do agree with the special university admission. I hope when they graduate, they can work with Hong Leong, Public Bank or Phua Chu Kang Construction.

    jeancumlately - May 22, 2008 at 2:12 pm

  258. Aiyoh, I hate to embarrassed jeancumlately for her warped defensible special beneficiaries and so-called rights enjoyed by the Malays lah with further counter-arguments.

    My sister has twisted (aiyoh again) facts to substantiate her own conclusion.
    Mana boleh macam ini punya kawan? Kita kan kawan, ya? I’ll treat u to a cawan of Nescafe today lah.

    Probably stenson or su can answer for that, will ya?

    bin Hansome - May 22, 2008 at 4:29 pm

  259. bin hansome… actually I was not arguing about anything lah… I was just having fun pointing out at the irony of things.

    Yup, I had been twisting facts too for the fun of it. See who is going to take it seriously and I’ll twist it even further.

    Thank you for the nescafe. You bayar tau. I am one broke bumiputra lah…
    Still waiting for AP to fall from the sky.

    Do you need to ask if we are friends? Even after I spent a fortune paying your nescafes?

    jeancumlately - May 22, 2008 at 5:02 pm

  260. That Daphne is as real as a 20 ringgit Rolex from petaling St…..wakakakakaka

    Under NEP some non Bumis also benefit billions like the Black Ninja….Anan, that Eric Chua, that Semi Value, that Patrick Lim.

    The list goes on. If we did not have corruption and cronism and the NEP was properly administered – every Bumi will be twice as much better off.

    ah Long - May 22, 2008 at 6:39 pm

  261. “Azelina marries Harrison..”-Kittykat mocking me….

    Did I ever tell you that 1 or 2 of my gfs confided in me that they are dykes and bisexuals. I aint concern as long as they has nothing to do with transgender, pondans, or any sorts of male-born turn perverts who wear bras or goes for silicon injections to augment their chests.

    I am really proud to be a TRUE man and all my gfs, scandals, said “Harrsion, you are second to nobody” as long as Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp stands out of my way.

    Well Kittykat, since you had been so pathetic even to the one who defended you earlier, in good-faith, COFFEE?

    Harrison - May 22, 2008 at 9:50 pm

  262. Actually I also have a confession to make. I am a Lesbian. I only fancy women.

    ah long - May 23, 2008 at 7:36 am

  263. Harrison – that was meant to be a compliment, lah.

    Many suspect Azelina doesn’t look at men, so if she falls for Harrison, he must really, really have Ooomph.

    Just remember us at the roadside warong when you zoom past in your brand new BMW 7 series, Ya…

    kittykat46 - May 23, 2008 at 9:22 am

  264. ‘Dyke is a slang term for a lesbian with certain qualities. Originally it was a derogatory label for a masculine or butch woman, and this usage still exists. However, it has also been reappropriated as a positive term implying assertiveness and toughness, or simply as a neutral synonym for lesbian.’

    ….there is nothing being blue, purple or red, even if the rest are black, white and yellow. In times…you might understand. Cakap cakap aje ok. Cheers.

    whispering9 - May 23, 2008 at 10:12 am

  265. Sorry…should write as ….there is nothing (wrong for) being blue, purple…

    Woah…when a typomistake can make have opposite meaning.

    whispering9 - May 23, 2008 at 10:15 am

  266. Kittykat,

    I rather take a bus. :D

    Harrison - May 23, 2008 at 11:15 am

  267. Whispering9,
    Typo errors have started wars before…….:-)

    I had a good friend at Uni who was a umm…Les…I didn’t know at the time.
    Very intelligent, Very pretty, skin complexion like porcelain, studying Chemical Engineering (kind of odd for a girl in those days, ya).

    So easy for a guy to fall for a girl like that, but she soon made it clear she wasn’t interested in guys in THAT way…

    She took a Master’s degree, later joined Esso’s international operations. She holds a senior position these days, travels all over the world, still single (of course)…what a waste, ah…

    kittykat46 - May 23, 2008 at 11:52 am

  268. kk46 – Not odd for a girl in THESE days to be studying Chemical Engineering, I hope? My sister’s in the course. Smart lass that one. :)

    anyway, did you fall for that one girl, kk46? ;)

    ah Long seems to have started quite a conversation with his random “I’m a Lesbian”.

    su - May 23, 2008 at 1:55 pm

  269. …hehehehe. Small world lah. I might know who you are talking about. I just came back from Exxon Mobile. She is good at her work. Oh, by the way, how is your vacuum, ah? :)

    whispering9 - May 23, 2008 at 3:08 pm

  270. *sings*: “It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all, it’s a small small world”…

    su - May 23, 2008 at 6:05 pm

  271. Su,

    to be honest, I am confused the way Ah Long puts it and claimed that he is a lesbian and the name sounds like a male. Hahaha.

    Yeah, the meow-meow probably fell for the chick, eh chick?

    It’s a small world alrite, and I think I know u personally. :)

    A Voter - May 23, 2008 at 6:30 pm

  272. A Voter, male cannot be lesbian meh ??

    I will claim anything to get sex. With a female of course.

    ah Long - May 23, 2008 at 6:33 pm

  273. A Voter – who you think you know personally?

    ah Long – Can can. Do what you like. And there ARE male lesbians leh… Just, I think they don’t do the penetration part of sex. :lol:

    su - May 23, 2008 at 6:51 pm

  274. As long as I am the penetrator and not the penetratee, it is ok…..hahahaha

    ah Long - May 23, 2008 at 7:48 pm

  275. Daer Su,

    Yes I am conferring with you. I have a distance relatives who lost touch and contacts sometime since childhood-days and she seems like you.

    To the point- she loves to sit facing the TV when family/ relative group/ solo
    photos are taken so I presumed such camera-shy fella may have been you.

    Secondly, she was shy emphatically, but has a 7 year itch readily to “explode” on the opposite sex.

    More, in retrospect, I recalled she ever told me long ago “Just, I think they don’t do the penetration part of sex.”, reflected in your May 23, 2008 at 6:51 pm post.

    hey, maybe we do know each other or probably ralted. Of course I have more details though sketchy about you and your family (if that is you). Yeay, I found “Su”. :D

    A Voter - May 23, 2008 at 9:56 pm

  276. Ah…so A Voter is a long lost relative..hmm..

    I wonder how many more long lost relatives I have here?

    But wait..I don’t have a will yet!

    su - May 24, 2008 at 4:54 am

  277. Whispering9,
    I wonder if it could be the person mentioned…. I better not say too much. She does cover Malaysia, but she’s based elsewhere.
    Vacuum ah…you remembered my old joke…I keep it in the closet most of the time.

    Su,
    Hahaha…I was a secret admirer, but went no more than that. We still exchange e-mails occasionally.

    An apparently true story…..a man found out that the woman he had been chatting in a very “friendly” manner in an internet chatroom, both using nicknames turned out to be his wife……

    So both were doing some fishing on the Internet…hehehhe…it seems they had been introduced by an on-line search software which had calculated that both of them were “Very Compatible” based on the profile they submitted.

    They claimed to have made-up later, but I wonder how much damage it did to their marriage…Very Compatible…hahahaha…

    kittykat46 - May 24, 2008 at 9:29 am

  278. Interesting story you have there. reminds me of this TV programme they have in the US. I think it’s called “moment of truth”, or something close to that. You have to answer really personal questions on national tv, with family sitting in the audience too!

    There was this one woman that played the game, her husband was sitting there, and the question was “Do you believe you should be married to your ex-boyfriend?” SHe answered yes, and it was true!! I wonder how they are going to patch up. Another question was “have you had any sexual relation wih someone other than your husband after marriage?” Yes again.

    Arghh….

    su - May 24, 2008 at 9:48 am

  279. I can only say two words for verification Su, “Turn Around, Please!” That’s 3 words. heheheheh. ;)

    A Voter - May 24, 2008 at 1:04 pm

  280. Sorry I forgotten to laugh ““have you had any sexual relation wih someone other than your husband after marriage?” Yes again.”. Kekekekekeke.

    A Voter - May 24, 2008 at 1:12 pm

  281. Hi Su, where r u? Coffee?

    Harrison - May 25, 2008 at 11:08 am

  282. A Voter – Can’t turn, made a promise to Harrison. :)

    Harrison – It’s not just me who’s been MIA… where are the rest??

    su - May 26, 2008 at 3:29 am

  283. Monday…

    What do we have here? We lost batu putih to the singaporeans and everyone is acting like nothing happened!

    We really got it all really messed-up this time arent we? I kept thinking how much that piece of land costs and how much sex it can buy… Some people really have their heads upside down. Pathetic.

    jeancumlately - May 26, 2008 at 2:08 pm

  284. …when you have batu putih, who need sex! :P

    whispering9 - May 26, 2008 at 2:43 pm

  285. Pedra Branca ?

    Every land/property owner knows, if you let a tenant occupy premises you consider your property, you better have some kind of written agreement that recognises your rights as the owner……

    We let Singapore operate the lighthouse there for more than 100 years without a tenancy agreement. Objecting in 1988 was too little, too late.

    Like them or not, Singapore sent its A-Team to argue its case.
    Malaysia sent Patel & Son…I think its the F-Team.

    Yeah, Malaysia’s lost Pulau Batu Putih “forever”.

    kittykat46 - May 26, 2008 at 2:48 pm

  286. Some more used a doctored webpage and tianchued picture. If the sea level rises, even the pebbles are no more ours.

    whispering9 - May 26, 2008 at 2:59 pm

  287. Pulau Batu Putih is just a big rock sticking out of the ocean. It is not worth nothing. So why create a tsunami in a teacup. If Singapore want it they can bloody well keep it.

    There is much more important issues like Malaysia’s claim on the kereta api terminal in Singapore. I bet not many people know – it is Malaysian territory although it is in Singapore island.

    ah Long - May 26, 2008 at 5:34 pm

  288. From tiger shows to lesbian to white rock!
    This a real classic lah. Since when do this kopi tiam begin having tiger shows ahhh?
    Very terror lah you all.
    Lady Daphne tried to re arrange the furniture just because she does not like our locally brewed coffee.
    Hey, Daphne, if you don’t like the coffee, don’t lah spit onto our regulars here. There is a ’spitoon’ under the table. You can use it. Our friend ah Long can teach you how to do it discreetly.
    In case you don’t know, ah Long is the writer of the famous ‘coffee table book’ titled ” How not to misBehave in a kopitiam” You can find that book in kitakornapunya bookstore at lane 4 shelf 8 at POH section.

    Sorry everyone, becos of me with KK46 , you all kena tembak from this GM coffee lady. (GM=genectically modified)
    KK46, how come you know I was down in JB looking for lubang?
    Not that lubang lah, one client’s machine sprung a leak, so have to troubleshoot the problem and plug it.
    Harrison, sekarang tak boleh goyang kaki mah. What is that Taman Pelangi all about? Haven’t been there lah.
    Stenson as always the ‘bouncer’ in this kopitiam. Very protective especially when dear Jean is being bullied. Keep it up Stenson.
    Su, aiya, vely solly lah. You also kena from that GM lady.
    No wonder, the place is a bit quiet.
    Lady Daphne, don’t be a like dat lah. If you are open minded enough, you will learn to like this place mah.
    Back to the main section of this blog.
    See you all later.:-)

    bamboo river - May 28, 2008 at 6:54 am

  289. Bamboo River, Eh…welcome back.
    I hope you had a successful visit….hehehehe..
    Didn’t visit Taman Pelangi ?…..aiyah…better not go there, lah…anyway the place has “jatuh standard” these days, quite a crime-prone area.

    A friend of a friend got murdered at Taman Pelangi a while ago. Sad case, left behind pregnant wife and two small children. Case still unsolved.

    His Singapore employer had a fair amount of insurance on him, plus he had taken out his own life insurance, so at least they were not too badly off financially. But due to it being a murder case, it took some time to get the insurance claims settled.

    kittykat46 - May 28, 2008 at 8:09 am

  290. Bamboo…..so you have to put your finger into the lubang to plug it ah?? Siok or not ???

    ah long - May 28, 2008 at 10:11 am

  291. KK46, better not be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Although the intention to be there was purely ‘innocent’ someone somehow whom happened to see you there might think otherwise :-)

    ah Long, now is not the era of a brave Dutch boy who saved Holland from the leaking dyke with his finger .
    We use ‘plastic steel’ to plug holes mah.
    A type of two different putty compound when mixed together will hardened like steel within hours.
    High tech aleady lah.

    bamboo river - May 28, 2008 at 11:02 am

  292. Bamboo River,
    Yup, I bought the Araldite Steel Epoxy last year to fix back a metal bracket which had broken off. If you take the trouble to form it properly, its almost the same as the original. Very strong too, but you have to be very careful to clean up any spills. Impossible to clean off once it sets hard.

    I know a place in JB which is in a “respectable” neighbourhood, looks just like any upmarket bungalow, but is really a high-end “Ayam House”, very discreet….hehehe….Also “protected” by Police, nobody ever “kacau”….I was told the girls are beautiful, and very “skilled”, but will cost you a serious bundle…

    kittykat46 - May 28, 2008 at 1:04 pm

  293. LOL.KK46, wether it is an Ayam or Itik house, I prefers fried chicken and roast duck.
    Ke,ke,ke, those ‘ayam’ and ‘itik’ boh ngam for me lah.
    How come you don’t go to Hotel Malaya any more meh?

    bamboo river - May 28, 2008 at 2:02 pm

  294. Hehehehe……see the gay marches in Indonesia?

    Bodoh lah, if God want us to be poofters he would not have created Adam & Eve. He would gave created Adam & StEVE.

    Hahahaha……Bamboo I have use that epoxy before to repair a dent some dissatisfied arsehole kicked in my car door.

    I was told to fill up the dent with the epoxy and after it harden just sand it back to same level as the rest of the door and walah dent fixed.

    But after it harden, I sand until hand also fall off the blewdy lump still there !!

    ah Long - May 28, 2008 at 6:04 pm

  295. Where is Mr.&Mrs.Harrison Jean? Still honeymooning? 2 babies just nice.One boy and one girl.The boy will be handsome like Harrison and the girl as pretty as Jean.Lovely couple.

    stenson - May 29, 2008 at 6:27 am

  296. Ha,ha,ha, ah Long, you used the wrong compund lah.
    It should be plaster cement compound. Like paste type.
    The person who suggested plastic steel sudah salah recommend. Did you give him a lump on his head or not ??

    Try using grade 200 sand paper. After getting the even levelness, finish off with grade 600 sand paper.
    I prefer you remove the plastic steel lump and apply the correct compound paste. Get them from the auto sparepart shop. It will cost you about RM 70.for a 400gm can.
    Better still send your car to the spray shop and pay about RM 200 inclusive of paint job and save you the trouble.

    Sometimes, being a DIY yourself may put you in a DyIng situation if things don’t work out. :-)

    bamboo river - May 29, 2008 at 6:50 am

  297. Ah Bamboo….I got the epoxy for free lah. Got it from this guy who goes around mending pots and pans for the hawkers.

    The MSG damn corrosive one, and make small tiny holes in the pots. The big pot can cost more than 100 ringgits. So my kawan go and repair them for 10 ringgit a pot.

    Sometimes he get 30 or 40 pots a day to repair. Good part time job for you ?? He also do sharpen knives. He complain the quality of cheap made in China knives are so bad, you give him a big knife after sharpening become small knife…..hehehehe

    ah long - May 29, 2008 at 9:47 am

  298. Stenson……if your theory is correct, then our DPM’s kids must be damn ugly lor.

    Sure piss in your pants if you run into them in a dark alley !!!

    ah long - May 29, 2008 at 9:49 am

  299. ah Long tell me which hawkers use this repairman service.
    I want to avoid eating at their stalls.
    Do you know that if the pots made of steel and they use epoxy to plug those tiny holes, it is poisonous?

    And if the bonding is not strong enough, it may come off and ended up in your stomach.The bottom ‘POT’ line is , this is not a proper way to cut cost and put their customers at risk.
    Some China made stainless steel knives are low in chromiun and carbon. The main substance for stainless steel. Chromium is for reistance to rust and carbon is for the durability and hardness of stainless steel. The higher the composite of chromium and carbon , the better cutting performance and resistant to rust your knives will attain.
    So, if you check those high end quality cutting utensils, there is a warranty stating the chromium and carbon content of the material.The layman test is to dip the utensils in brine overnight. Sure got no rust stains.

    The low quality knives are most probably made from re cycle stainless steel. That is why when you do not wipe dry the knife, you will see brown stains (rust) on the surface.
    I will recommend you use lemon (after squeezing the juice to make a cool ice lemon tea)) to clean your ’stained’ stainless steel utensils.Do not use those wire sponge as it may create more scrath lines and wear.(more rust will appear)

    Just my 20 kupang knowledge to all.

    bamboo river - May 29, 2008 at 11:33 am

  300. Wah, scary to hear of people using epoxy to repair cooking pots…they are most definitely NOT food grade material.

    Quality stainless steel is expensive. A good set of stainless steel knives will cost you more than a thousand ringgit, some expensive brands running into thousands. Still, there is demand for cheaper “stainless” steel, so many manufacturers oblige by providing low-grade stainless steel.

    Food contains many corrosive substances, especially at high cooking temperatures, so most of the low-grade stuff will quickly stain. Hot curry is a very good test of how well it resists staining….

    kittykat46 - May 29, 2008 at 11:59 am

  301. MSG damage to cooking pots very common in ALL hawker stalls. After only few months of use tiny pinsize holes appear. So my kawan go around and clean the outside surface and put epoxy over it lor.

    The epoxy is applied on the outside surface only. It adheres very well and can stand heat. The pots are good for another few months. Sometimes outlast another new pot.

    I am not too worried lah. The holes are very small, pinsize only because bigger holes cannot be repaired this way. And the epoxy is applied outside.

    I eat around those stalls for many many years already still my weenie not yet fallen off, so must be ok.

    Those celaka hawkers don’t like expensive stainless steel. They complain “so expensive and not sharp & very difficult to sharpen.” the el-cheapo knives rub a few times on sandstone sharpening blocks already damn sharp.

    ah Long - May 29, 2008 at 5:20 pm

  302. ah Long , it is just using the wrong tool for the right equipment. Very common nowadays lah.
    One of my client bought a 700K machine and the tool kits cost around RM40 K. The tools for maintenance etc.
    But being penny wise pound foolish, decided to cut down the tools purchase and use cheap ones.
    Of course, after 6 months the cheap tools started to cause damages on his machine parts. Don’t want to listen the advise from their supplier and he ended up paying RM 60 K to replace the parts.
    So, if the hawkers use the correct equipment to sharpen their knives, the good ones will last them for sometime.
    Can’t blame them though, now one plate of Khon Low mee cost 4 bucks and after 4 mouthful, sudah habis tapi tak kenyang.

    Another trick to share with you, if you sharpen your knives with a sandstone, do not use water. Use kerosene until your knives is sharp enough than wash off with lemon and water. Your knife will be clean,smooth,sharp and longer lasting.
    Avoid using detergent or dishwasher to rinse.

    bamboo river - May 30, 2008 at 9:58 am

  303. NST reported “African students attacked for dating local girls” as it’s subject.

    Links on the bottom line.

    Few friends told me that local girls love sampling “Africans” due to the monstrous size of their manhood. One of the “beneficiaries” (a lass) told me sometime last year that she could not “take-it-in” the massive “monster” that she had to quit from the crusading “manhood”.

    I know woman likes it big, but not TOO BIG. It will tear then to pieces…..

    http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Friday/National/2254004/Article/index_html

    a Friend - May 30, 2008 at 12:21 pm

  304. Hahahahahaha…you’re not the first person who remarked that those of African descent are BIG…kekekekek…

    Back in my Uni days, I knew some white girls who had a fling with blacks just to test it out…mind you, in those days mixed race couples were still kind of rare and frowned upon.

    Don’t ask me, I have absolutely no idea if this claim has any truth to it……kekekekekek.

    kittykat46 - May 30, 2008 at 2:24 pm

  305. Hi friends, its been sometimes…

    To add comments to kk46 and “a Friend,” why not take BR’s advises.

    1. …use the correct equipment to sharpen (your) knives, the good ones will last them for sometime.

    2. …if you sharpen your knives with a sandstone, do not use water. Use kerosene until your knives is sharp enough than wash off with lemon and water. Your knife will be clean,smooth,sharp and longer lasting.

    Follow BR’s advises and you dont need to be an african to be a man and your other half will not complain, like BR said “…sudah habis tapi tak kenyang.”

    jeancumlately - May 30, 2008 at 4:22 pm

  306. I am an African !!!

    When I am not a Chinaman.

    ah Long - May 30, 2008 at 8:52 pm

  307. Ah Long ah,

    Painting yourself is another is easy to masquerade but to stretch your “thing” to a foot long is another thing.

    If I have the opporunity to date among Su, Susan, and jeancumlately a.k.a. Jean, by chronological preferences I would prefer foremost;-

    (1) Su-as a wife. The wannabe angelic looking seven year itcher looks great to have as a wife. A more submissive persona. I can deal with you anytime at anyday.

    (2) Jeancumlately as a bedding-buddy- (Keras Kelapa) hardball nature. Quite intelligent and temperamental. Not a pusshover like Su but still “can-lah”. I just have to hold her hips and a few kiss and never wake up like there’s no tomorrow. Cemburu tapi gatal.

    (3) The hardest of the trio is Susan. Very intelligent, maybe smarter than me. Sensitive and jealous. This one’s hard. But I’ll try my best. ;)

    a Friend - May 30, 2008 at 10:22 pm

  308. eh eh?? Just a few days MIA, and I suddenly become a pushover??? :lol:

    Sorry-la friend, no pushover here! hahaha..

    su - May 31, 2008 at 9:34 am

  309. Ah Bend want his weenie to grow longer and bigger just like black fella.
    So, Ah Beng went to see his local bomoh. His bomoh advised him to tie 1 kg of weight to his weenie and swing it around for half an hour 4 times a day.

    After 2 weeks his kawans ask him how whether his weenie is getting longer and bigger.

    Ah Beng replied “I think it is working already, my weenie already starting to turn black”.

    Wakakaka

    ah Long - May 31, 2008 at 2:55 pm

  310. The economy’s bad. In fact everything “naik” harga. Nothing went down.

    Well Stenson, I ‘m back. :)

    Harrison - June 1, 2008 at 9:01 am

  311. Well Handsome,when you are with Jean,I am pretty sure things are not going to go down.I am prepared to spend time with Jean if she is willing to be with me.I guess I dont have such luck.
    Musa Hitam could be a good Prime Minister if he is given a chance.I would pick Sharir to be his deputy.I believe both have the capability to bring our country one notch up.I have lost faith in Badawi and I cant see anyone besides these two have the characters to govern Malaysia.Even a teenage rapist want to be a vice president.What a joke…….

    stenson - June 1, 2008 at 2:15 pm

  312. Stenson,
    If you can break out of the “Only UMNO is capable of running the country” mindset, there are plenty of other capable leaders in Malaysia.

    kittykat46 - June 1, 2008 at 2:51 pm

  313. Kat46,

    I dont see good materials at the moment who could hold the fort of premiership except perhaps from the chinese.Anwar is unpredictable.

    stenson - June 1, 2008 at 7:48 pm

  314. Haha, Stenson. It’s been a long time since I went I join my clubbing friends at a local pub, but I did last night unfortunately not with Jeancumlately like you cynically predicted, but I did see a lot of women with Jeans.

    I don’t really trust politicians. As just a voter it’s ok but to join a party and risked of being betrayed and play the bickering and backstabbing, I would rather watch “Superman and Friends”, if thats ok with you. However I really support Human Rights and Press Freedom but never join political parties even having been invited at times. :D

    Harrison - June 1, 2008 at 8:55 pm

  315. Stenson, what are u getting at? I and handsome … we would be at each other’s throat even before I could finish telling him my name. Sad eh?

    Anwar is unpredictable? When one moves like a snake, bites like a snake, looks like a snake, then you can safely predict that it is a snake.

    I do agree that we do not have a capable leader. A Chinese PM? Nah, I could not see one either. Maybe we should just advertise at Jobstreet. We have nothing to lose. No candidate can do worse then the current PM. Afterall, how difficult can it get to find a candidate who can sleep all the time, play donno, marry his maid and get a monkey to marry his daughter.

    jeancumlately - June 1, 2008 at 11:48 pm

  316. stenson – ‘only UMNO is capable of running the country’
    i think u shld’ve qoute ‘ only UMNO is capable of SUCKING the country”
    they made a mockery of the education , economy, GLC , inciting hatred amongst the races n etc……it really SUCKS!!!

    tommycol - June 2, 2008 at 12:31 am

  317. Wah Jean, “Anwar moves like a snake, bites like a snake, looks like a snake, then you can safely predict that it is a snake”

    Loyal UMNO member, ah ? Definitely Not Badawi fan, though.
    I hear Anwar may be back in UMNO sooner than you think…..

    kittykat46 - June 2, 2008 at 8:34 am

  318. Never been loyal to anyone or anything lah kk46. I did not voted for BN in the last election.

    Badawi fan? I would be if I am LKY’s fan. LKY would’ve done the same thing Badawi did in the last 5 years if he is our PM i.e. destroy UMNO, make anwar the pm, cancell the bridge, pulau batu putih, IDR… Hei, maybe LKY is indeed our PM?!!

    I am not at all surprised to see Anwar slithers back into UMNO fold soon. Lotsa cold-blooded amphibians change its colors to blend with the environment so that it could do the killings unnoticed.

    jeancumlately - June 2, 2008 at 9:21 am

  319. “Lotsa cold-blooded amphibians change its colors to blend with the environment so that it could do the killings unnoticed.”

    But those parts of the photos don’t match. This one’s just like a porno queen kneeling and holding a ” “. And the girth of that jaw is too wide. I say it’s a superimposed photo.

    Dikon - June 2, 2008 at 9:32 am

  320. Hi Jeancumlately,

    “Dikon’s” ambiguous comments if any reference to you, s/he may have a point. Your photo, having seen your from quarter to half mug to a partial body do not bear any physical resemblance.

    Harrison - June 2, 2008 at 10:38 am

  321. It does not bother me how Jean look like.I am prepared to take her out for a cup of latte if she agrees.How about that Jean?.I can give Jean my hp.no.here if she wants.Only sms if you dont wish to chat with me.
    I am also sick and tired of politic Handsome.I will spend my time courting Jean.She likes to play tarik tarik.

    stenson - June 2, 2008 at 10:59 am

  322. I think the original partial portrait was taken at wide-angle zoom, at a close distance. That combination will produce a distorted picture, especially the relative dimensions of different parts of the body.
    If you have a digital camera with zoom from e.g. 29 mm – 100 mm, you can try out the “special effect” at wide-angle minimum zoom – head much bigger than body, or disproportionately large eyes .

    The new picture looks a bit “haram”….kekekekekek…

    kittykat46 - June 2, 2008 at 11:02 am

  323. Oh heck… you are wrong this time harrison. That was me somewhere between gua musang and kb. Its just an avatar anyway, so I’ll replace it with this cute kid at sunset in PCB so that no one will accuse me of kneeling.

    Sorry dikon.

    jeancumlately - June 2, 2008 at 11:11 am

  324. That one is not jeancumlately is it ?

    kittykat46 - June 2, 2008 at 11:57 am

  325. Stenson said -”It does not bother me how Jean look like.I am prepared to take her out for a cup of latte if she agrees.How about that Jean?”

    Are you quite sure what you truly meant? I only asked coz the last time many years ago I was chatting a perceived beautiful woman on the IRC and when I met her she looks ok. I was startled when I had a second look at her legs, the elephant kind of course.

    I told her I was wearing white shirt and she wore blue for identical reason. She wore white as promised as I wore a different colour. And to prove she was the woman with an elephant legs, I had signaled a friend to phone her mobile, and when she answered, I “dah cabut”. Get the point?

    However, I think Su may be pretty..Hehe.

    Harrison - June 2, 2008 at 12:12 pm

  326. KK46, jean is definitely not a six-year old in that picture. She did put her actual picture before that but then, some said its doctored. You did gave a good explanation though. Anyone ever heard of dental records? Never mind.

    Stenson, harrison is right. Jean is that woman he picked up from the IRC; the one with the elephant’s legs.

    sofiairdina - June 2, 2008 at 1:27 pm

  327. Are you sure that wasn’t Jean Abdul ?

    kittykat46 - June 2, 2008 at 2:36 pm

  328. Handsome has better taste then picking a girl with such a huge legs.I am pretty sure Jean has a pair of long sexy smooth slim legs.How about a game of golf Jean.l8 holes will be too tired for you under such scorching sun.We play just one HOLE.It needs tremendous concentration and accuracy and stamina to get into the hole.Dont get it wrong.I mean we just play one hole par 3.Whoever hit the target wins the game.How about that?The loser pays for the drink.Handsome can be our referee.

    stenson - June 2, 2008 at 5:46 pm

  329. Can I watch ??

    ah Long - June 2, 2008 at 6:12 pm

  330. “Handsome can be our referee.”

    Hahahahahahaha. I heard someone has met this Jean but I am not sure it was the right person? Given the configuration, I think I am out to date this tall woman. I am just 172.5cm. Anyway I am done with Malay women. Alao done with Chinese long ago. Personally I have not date a Caucasian (Ang Moh )yet but had a Eurasian gf few years back.

    Amongst all, you know the ethnic from Sabah and Sarawak are the most “kenjar” or “hiau”. Somebody just call it “gatal”. (Most) Javanese are quite loyal. Yeah that’s true.

    Remember, for health sake, use condoms ok? Promise? Not the one enhance with the “bulu-bulu” type lah, later you’ll make the girl addicted like hell. Hahaha.

    Harrison - June 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm

  331. Got try African gal?? They give good dowry also.

    You might find yourself the proud owner of a herd of goats.

    ah long - June 3, 2008 at 6:49 am

  332. Each time I offer to give Jean a treat or give her my hp.no. she hides her head in the sand like an ostrich.Am I that despicable Jean?Just say thank you darling I dont need that.Is that difficult?Maybe I need screws and spanners to transform myself into ultraman then will Jean accept my invitation.

    stenson - June 3, 2008 at 3:09 pm

  333. Gosh, Ah Long… which one do you prefer? The african gal or the goats, I mean the dowry?

    Can I watch? I mean the dowry.

    Stenson, your conditions are quite tough. Par 3 requires only 3 strokes and most golf courses would not tolerate that. I would rather stick with par 72. Yes, its tiring. It is supposed to be. Otherwise, I would stick with barbie dolls.

    Its hard. One day someone called me “gatal” and the next minute someone called me an “ostrich.” Okay lah, I am a gatal ostrich with an elephant leg.

    I NEVER said you are despicable. You are a nice person.

    Its not advisable to publish ur hp number but you’ll figure it out. Someone here did.

    jeancumlately - June 3, 2008 at 4:04 pm

  334. Do you know Scots wear kilts??

    So the sheep cannot hear them undo the zip when the approach the sheep from behind.

    ah Long - June 3, 2008 at 5:03 pm

  335. Stenson gave a HP no. but someone else is answering. U watch “The Truth About Cats And Dogs?”. I bet you are quite a good looking man lah Stenson.
    If Jean meets you, she will surely

    Baby Harrison jR. - June 3, 2008 at 11:55 pm

  336. One goat,one ostrich and we will become GO Rich.
    Just got myself a good holiday in Cameron with my family. Gosh, the jam in Cameron is terrible. Should had opted for jungle offroad.The weather was cold but not very cold. The places seems to be okay since my last trip 6 months ago.
    Anyway, it was a good rest before I had to start working again.
    On the way back , I took the Simpang Pulai highway and there was a stupid moron keep overtaking on the double line.
    The next thing when I look at my rear mirror , this idiot overtook a car behind me as I was approaching a sharp bend and a car opposite is approaching fast. He tried to squeeze me out of my line. Took evasive action to avoid him and he had the knack to show me his middle finger. Well, my family is with me and this is not my territory, so, just can smile at him and let him be. 5 minutes later he was way ahead .
    Coincidently , this stupid moron guy driving a Nissan Sunny has the same numerical with my car. What luck!
    The only advise is , if you see those Cameron ‘Landies’ just give way . There are no means worth taking them by the fenders. LOL.

    bamboo river - June 4, 2008 at 9:38 am

  337. Bamboo River,
    Camerons has its fair share of tough-guys among the locals. Not wise to rub them the wrong way. After all, we are just there for a quiet holiday. Just let them be.

    Ah Long,
    Really sick Scottish joke – Why did God create women ? Cause sheep can’t cook.
    By the way, I love Edinburgh and the Scottish Highlands.

    kittykat46 - June 4, 2008 at 10:24 am

  338. I love Genting Highland more.Why? Because it is the only Highland with lots of money to spend or gain.
    But , less we come to our senses before we lose our underwear, it is not a good idea to gamble there.
    Reason, because we are at the top of the hihgland and our monies will not go up but always come down.
    So, besides the fun park, the rest is just for us to look see.

    ah Long must have an office there. :-)

    bamboo river - June 4, 2008 at 1:51 pm

  339. Any regular patrons of this famous coffeshop who has problem with their vehicles can sent to Bamboo River’s workshop. Stand by your Buku 555 yaeh? Hahaha.

    Baby Harrison jR. - June 4, 2008 at 2:02 pm

  340. At this rate, we will soon be using bicycles more than any motor vehicles.

    I’ve already dug out my old bike from the storeroom. It needs some repairs to bring it back to good shape…haven’t used it for some time.

    Be prepared for MEGA barang-naik coming soon.

    kittykat46 - June 4, 2008 at 2:56 pm

  341. Goldman Sachs downgraded the Malaysia stocks to the least favoured in Southeast Asia due to political volatility – star today.

    I feel like throwing somebody from this 24th floor already. Lotsa friends already work or shifted their business oversea and I feel like going back to Ijok. But someone deserved to go back to his kampong in kepala batas more then I do. So, I’ll just stay here and see who could survive longer.

    I hope I still remember how to ride a bicycle. A tricycle will not look right but its an alternative. A car is going to be out of the question soon.

    BR, fren-fren got discount to service kereta? Cant afford to send to authorized service center lah… They always want to “ganti” everything and always told me that if I dont “ganti” this and that, the car is going harm me very, very soon… Must be original part pulak tu.

    jeancumlately - June 4, 2008 at 5:14 pm

  342. I don’t think Goldman Sachs is being fair. BN, Dollah, elections notwithstanding, we are still more solid than Thailand (army threatening coup, again), Indonesia (riots last Sunday), Phillipines (need I say more ?).

    The Malaysian army doesn’t do coups, we generally have peaceful demonstrations (until the police start getting violent).

    The problem is this regime has been ruling with an unchallengable 2/3 majority and 12/13 states since forever, when its suddenly reduced to a simple majority and 8/13 states, it suddenly doesn’t know how to govern.

    What’s so difficult to work with a non-BN controlled state ? The citizens in the 5 PR-controlled states + Wilayah probably pay the bulk of the LHDN’s annual income tax collection.

    Bicycles are good for your health. We may have a reduction in the KL traffic jams soon.
    With Proton, some of the “original Proton” parts are actually worse quality than outside brands.

    kittykat46 - June 4, 2008 at 5:52 pm

  343. By midnight the premium petrol will cost RM2.70.Look like Jeancumharrison has to use motor bike to work.I just have to get use to eating chappati.Too expensive to drink latte.No more golf.No more genting.No more 4D.Just stay at home and dream of Jeancumharrison.Drink plenty of water.Still cheap.Sell my mattress and sleep on the floor.No more air-con.We are lucky the oxygen we inhale is still free.If some wise guy decides to charge that too I would certainly stop breathing.

    stenson - June 4, 2008 at 6:15 pm

  344. The worst is yet to come !!!! I reckon inflation will take hold by the end of the 4th quarter and really start to bite everyone’s arse !!!

    RM2.70 a litre is still cheap !!! The real market price is around RM4.50 for 91 RON unleaded.

    ah Long - June 4, 2008 at 6:35 pm

  345. Stenson, I am still trying to make sense of the news. 78 sen is quite stiff and going to choke us all when coupled with the corresponding increase in other things. Your chapati is going to shrink again and you have to take two and ended up paying double. I have a problem with kedai mamak coz my stomach is always having problem with the curry. Now I have to take roti canai with sugar lah.

    Lesser golf for me too coz carrying a golf bag on a bicycle would be a bit awkward.

    You cant combine jean and harrison and dream about it. It will turn into your worst nightmare.

    Good luck friends… Its going to be a rough ride for everyone. Lets hope that we are not going to kill each other. Now, its time to line-up at the petrol station. I have to pay RM50 extra for a full tank by tomorrow. Crazy.

    jeancumlately - June 4, 2008 at 6:44 pm

  346. In some countries, tourists can put on local costumes and have photos taken. I bet Ah Long love the kilt when he was in Scotland !
    Poor sheep farmer is still counting his losses !

    Orang Chin - June 4, 2008 at 8:07 pm

  347. Orang China…….how do you know a Scot is bisexual??

    He has an ewe under one arm and a ram under the other…..hehehehe

    ah Long - June 4, 2008 at 8:23 pm

  348. Today is a special day. A new generation of 19 yr olds know nothing of it.

    http://www.ntdtv.com/xtr/gb/2007/06/28/a_60510.html

    Orang Chin - June 4, 2008 at 8:47 pm

  349. Today is a day of special significance. A whole new generation of 19 yr olds have grown up knowing nothing of it.
    Please go to:

    http://www.huanghuagang.com

    then, click on the 1st item on top of the “audio visual” section

    DDT - June 4, 2008 at 9:15 pm

  350. Jean,by tomorrow the size of your roti canai will be reduced to a 50cts coin.No exercise for your jaws.Just toss it up and finish in one gulp.No need sugar or curry.I went to petrol station hoping to top it up.Gooosh,so many cars until blocking the main road.I drove back thinking how foolish I am.I can fill it up tomorrow.

    stenson - June 4, 2008 at 9:50 pm

  351. After February 2006 after the 30 cent per litre increase from 2005 at 1.62 per litre, the interim PM assured that there will be no price increase in 2006 and 2007.

    Today, in 2008 the increase is at 78cents per litre, a near 3 fold increase from the last major hike.

    AAB is just accumulating the intangible increase with interest on Malaysians on 2006 and 2007 and waiting to unleash them in 2008.

    What a con-man!

    I am now finding some nuts and screws to fix my old “Rerun”. Just leave my 1.5A Harrisonmobile at home and enjoy the RM625 cash subsidy.

    Baby Harrison jR. - June 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm

  352. First of all all roti canai and chapatis will go up by 10 ¢.
    Then when you lift up the roti canai and chapati, you can see it is not only shrunk in size but also can see thru.

    The idea for me to dig out my 20 speed Shimano bike is out of the question. At my age, better be safe and lose a few litres of petrol than to be side whipped by those Mat Rempits. Used to cycle from Sungai Buloh to Bangsar & and Shah Alam thrice a week during my teens. Now, sorry lah, guessed I have to hand down to my son when his feet can touch the ground when sitting on the race bike. LOL.

    Hey, I don’t have an auto workshop. Although I do general and DIY repairs on my own two cars.So, if you all want to sent over to my workshop, no problem. Just pray pray, it will be better than before :-)
    BTW, I am in the engineering field. Those mechanical and design stuff.So, want to modify your car to save more petrol, throw out those extra back seat,carpets,spare tyre and what not. Tell your family to squad at the back seat.
    Make an aluminium bench (lightweight) at the back seat in case they think your back seat is a ‘jamban’.
    Fill up your windshield water tank at 1/2 full. Full tank is about 5 litres of water. (too much weight).
    Don’t think I would do the above. The pain of 78¢ will soon go off in a month time.

    If you guys and gals want my 20 kupang views on how to get more kilometreage on your car, feel free to ask becos my views are always free. No buku 555 on this one.
    Or anyone can share some suggestions?
    Don’t lah tell me to change to a smaller car.

    bamboo river - June 5, 2008 at 7:10 am

  353. The makcik at the sidewalk down my office hiked her nasi lemak by 30 sen this morning. Luckily I ordered nasi lemak kosong. I dont know how much her sambal sotong, rendang daging, telor mata and other accessories cost now. I might have to tapau from home lah. But then, I have to hire a maid for that. Lagi costly.

    BR, I think the best way to reduce the weight of your car is to take out the engine. Its lighter and you will definitely save on your petrol and get RM625 from Gomen every year. No?

    Stenson, I nvr thought of exercising your jaw with a roti canai. Chewing gum is better but dont swallow.

    jeancumlately - June 5, 2008 at 10:51 am

  354. Stop smoking,
    stop drinking ,
    stop gambling,
    play badminton instead of golf,
    defer buying that new pair of jeans or
    go for the no-brand jeans instead of your usual DKNY,
    go shop at the local pasar malam instead of Metrojaya.

    kittykat46 - June 5, 2008 at 11:27 am

  355. Sounds like someone i know, kitty2. hahaha. where’s su?

    Baby Harrison jR. - June 5, 2008 at 11:58 am

  356. At times I feel that Mamak kunji s/o Kutty Roti Noti makes a better PM than this Bodohpundi who thinks he is a smart dude.
    Dont complain ok Jeanstenson.I send you fried rice every morning if Harrison could provide you with his coffee – I mean his brand of coffee.

    stenson - June 5, 2008 at 1:21 pm

  357. I personally think that Jean and Stenson should meet to made-up for the time wastefully spent on cyberspace. Are you ready to wear a “songkok” my buddy stenson? Jean is an UMNO zealot and her admission to UMNO is calculated when Bodowi is dethroned.

    Just now I went to buy some Nescafe. Damnit also “naik”. Celaka Besar!

    Baby Harrison jR. - June 5, 2008 at 1:54 pm

  358. Jean, I have to refer Mr Fred Flinstone on how to get my car without engine moving.Cut out the floor board?
    KK46,
    Smoke not ciggies but bidi, forget about tobacco. Use dried papaya leaf instead.
    Stop drinking what ? Water?Coffee?Beer?
    Drink diluted instant coffee.Nope I don’t drink beer so saved some.
    Stop gambling you say. That is the last ringgit people will spend on in case luck is on their side.
    Play badminton instead of golf. Even a medium quality shuttle cock cost RM 20 per tube.
    Recycle shuttle cocks. Get those duck feathers from the farm.
    Jeans trousers..no need lah .Get those 2 in 1 slacks. The ones with a zipper just above the knee height. Go to work long pants. Come back remove the lower length and you get a bermuda short.

    As I was having my lunch at my regular mamak shop. Today, one piece of fish cutlet,some kacang panjang and one scoop of mixed cucumber,onion and pineapple cuts.
    Drinking plain air suam. Cost me RM 4.50.
    As I was looking at the food, me think,what’s next?

    Now , everytime I fill up my tank,at the same volume will cost me extra 30 bucks.
    That will set me back another extra 150 bucks a month just for fuel only.
    Well, at least my recent holidays at Cameron will definitely put myself another 6 months to think of the next trip.

    Waiting for my tomatos in the garden to ripen for my next pasta meal.

    bamboo river - June 5, 2008 at 2:34 pm

  360. To get more km for the petrol:
    1) inflate tyres to max allowable pressure
    2) do not fill full tank (dead weight)
    3) ask wife & kids to walk while you get to drive

    DDT - June 5, 2008 at 7:52 pm

  361. God bless Pak Lah,
    God bless Barisan
    God bless UMNO
    This fuel price hike and the coming hyper inflation is very good for Ah Long business.

    I am thinking of buy 100 cheap cheap old bomb small cars (need not be in working order) and collect all the subsidy and enjoy the fruits of your labour.

    Thank you very very much. Malaysia Boleh.

    ps. anyone got old car you don’t want? I offer tow away free of charge.

    ah Long - June 5, 2008 at 9:13 pm

  362. ah Long, no need to buy the car. Just buy the registration card. Then submit your reg. card for road tax and get your RM625.
    You see these smart guys who planned this scheme did not do their homework . There are so many ‘loop holes’ in the system that people can abuse.

    To get more km for the petrol:
    1) inflate tyres to max allowable pressure
    2) do not fill full tank (dead weight)
    3) ask wife & kids to walk while you get to drive -DDT

    For your item 1.
    Do not inflate to the maximum allowable pressure. You will have a blow out or worst your CV joints and bearing will kaput fast. Next your absorbers will also konged out.
    The other problem is, when you ‘korna baring’ your car on a wet road, you will end up ‘baring’ in the hospital.Hard tyres less traction grip.
    The best is to change to ‘tayar sotong’. Less width but maintain the diameter.Not recommended for drivers who lives in hilly areas though.

    For your item 2.
    Fill your tank to the max.
    Less volume in the tank will cause your fuel to ‘rock’ more in the tank. The fuel will evaporate fast. Remember, when you open your fuel cap when your tank is 1/4 full, you will hear a whooshing sound like your tank ‘kentut’ .
    But when your tank is about more than half full,no or sometimes less sound is released.

    Example : if you take a bottle of 1.5 litre COKE. Shake it when it is full, less bubbles. Pour out maybe less than half the volume. Shake it. See the amount of bubbles and the actual liquid level.
    Remember, you fuel tank has a ‘breather hole’ to release evaporated petrol fumes.Tank reduction in volume & weight is negligible to the ratio of total weight your car carries.

    For your item 3.
    LOL. Unless you are sure you know what you are doing.
    I won’t comment on that becos it is not a ‘technical’ problem. More like ‘marital technicalities’ here . :-)

    bamboo river - June 6, 2008 at 7:58 am

  363. While I am thinking of joining the protest against the fuel hike, I am just thinking about the big towkays and towkaynios sitting gleefully passing the bucks to the poor and the sloth-ness of the Government servants who await for another pay-rise.

    Bamboo River and Jeancumlately can “goyang kaki” in the knowing that the end-users will be the greatest victims of the fuel-hike aftermath.

    Talking about golf, Pooooooooooooooooooorah!

    Harrison - June 6, 2008 at 11:59 am

  364. Harrison, let’s go play guli at Ijok. :-)
    Have a another weekend to all.
    Gosh, I planned some work tomolo and forgot it is a public holiday.
    See Kali gets his Tan Sri ?

    bamboo river - June 6, 2008 at 1:35 pm

  365. Poooooooooooooooooorah Harrison.So many xxx and recycled xxx and variety of races to please your lust.I cant afford that.Playing golf is not a big deal.Even caddy plays golf but cant have too many xs haha.If you can afford get your horse to carry your bag for you.Normally I would carry 7 clubs or get a buggy if I want a speedy game.Not really great.It is enjoyable though and can be frustrating if you constantly miss the target.
    I am not confronting you but to let you know that flying kite is much tougher.So poooooooooooooooooooooorah xxx.

    stenson - June 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm

  366. I was just joking my buddy Stenson. U don’t have to Poooooorah me for your girlie Jean and Softie.

    U sounded so serious whenever your gfs Jean and Softie were jokingly prodded by. Wow! What a true love, and they say true love never dies. There are a possible 6 holes ball games, I never even asked for 1.

    Cool down my friend. Cool down. I know you love her, but she kept on cheatin’ on ya. I just care about you, buddy..Deal or no deal?

    Harrison - June 6, 2008 at 8:17 pm

  367. Chill down guys (and girls).
    You can’t be too too prickly sensitive if you want to frequent this FSZ.
    Generally, I don’t see way out personal attacks here (not recently, anyway), which is good, but you can’t be too defensive on-line, otherwise the whole conversation breaks down.

    A lot of facial and non-verbal clues, even the tone and manner of voice are missing in cyberspace, so it is very easy to misunderstand the meaning and intent of what someone says. Just cool down…

    kittykat46 - June 8, 2008 at 9:26 am

  368. It’s ok everyone, it’s ok. In was just chiding about those richie rich who could still be stroking some ball games at this hardtimes. :)

    Harrison - June 8, 2008 at 10:19 am

  369. In the Cosmos, our planet is smaller than a single grain of sand in all the beaches of the world put together. We are so insignificant!

    Yet, men strive to accumulate wealth beyond what them and their families can spend in many lifetimes, why?

    Why then does the men & women who walk the corridoors of power in Malaysia so greedy and have so much disregard for the people and their country?

    They seem to make decisions that defys logic and common sense. We have not yet even come to terms with the inflation that is gripping or going to grip the nation and yet some idiot is saying that we should build a space launching pad in the country.

    Surely that idiot, if he holds any position of authority should be sacked immediately. His very statement has already proved what an idiot he is.

    The question of economics aside, Malaysia does not have the technology or the need to build a rocket launching pad. That idiot has no idea what it takes to enter the space race. Absolutely NONE.

    ah long - June 9, 2008 at 10:50 am

  370. This morning, after a long break (few days) from posting commenteries,
    I think “The Racist Story From The Star” has garnered more than 400 comments. One from a commentater called “Bola Hangus” and having read few of his (yeah, it’s a HE) comments and masquerading as a Malay (my take is that he might not be a Malay because by prima facie, he even challenged Susan to ban him from commenting which is illogical because if a Chinese spouted off anti-Chinese philippic, he could not be considered racist) in his anti-Chinese tirade.

    Sio what happened here? Should make this “Bola Hangus” to crosseover to FSZ3. Where are u all?

    Harrison - June 10, 2008 at 9:05 am

  371. Harrison and all,

    Bola Hangus bared himself naked under the sun. All his hatred and abusive languages say more about himself than anybody else. He loves to cultivate the seeds of evil and hatred in his heart. Let him do it, to his heart’s contend. Only he can help himself out of the stinky pit.

    The more abusive languages he uses, the more he is baring himself. Let him do it and just ignore it.

    Really feel sorry for him. Namo Amitabha.

    xy - June 10, 2008 at 9:28 am

  372. xy,

    Oh come on lah, it applies to you too, maybe I know you. Aiyah, use your nick that I ever know of lah. I only use other nicks remotely.

    And when you end up with some sort of Buddhist chant “Namo Amitabha”, I don’t presume that you are a Buddhist. What really happened to everyone and why?

    I traveled to with my boss to the city outskirt and I really miss FSZ. So, where’s all? Where’s my buddy Stenson, Are we still friends?

    Harrison - June 10, 2008 at 10:07 am

  373. If burnt balls crossover to FSZ3, hell will break loose, coffee will be spilt all over the floor.
    Jean will bring out her meriam buloh from Ijok.
    Stenson will be making more tungsten carbide arrows.
    ah Long will be sharpening his parangs.
    Sofia will pull out her ’selendang kebal’.
    KK46 will tranform into a tiger.
    Daphne from the US of A will make a comeback.
    Me ? I will continue enjoy sipping my Nescafe 3 in 1 regular and act as nothing is wrong.
    Anyway, burnt ball is free to have coffee here but make sure he pays before he leaves.

    bamboo river - June 10, 2008 at 10:11 am

  374. Namo Amitabha.

    xy - June 10, 2008 at 10:11 am

  375. Hahaha. I am still here xy.

    Dear Bambo,

    For readers and friendships sake, you should have told us the locality of your workshop.

    Harrison - June 10, 2008 at 10:14 am

  376. Why lah ?

    bamboo river - June 10, 2008 at 12:04 pm

  377. So that we readers and your friends could get a free service. Now, I don’t wanna discount, coz I am sure you will make more of the “discount”. Familiar with mechanics tampering components of vehicle? Hehehe.

    Harrison - June 10, 2008 at 1:02 pm

  378. Since my absence, I notice a few buddies absence as well like Stenson, Jeancumlately. Hey, I was wondering has Jeancumlately masqueraded as Johncumearly. Just a thought……

    Where is Artemus22 or Su?

    Harrison - June 10, 2008 at 1:14 pm

  379. I thought everyone abandoned fsz3 already.

    I read some of the comments in that “racist” posting and personally, I was tempted to fire a few round myself at those comments with no substance but simply abusive.

    But still, I would love to see some of them to crossover to fsz3 and go through some rehabilitation. It might be a long process for some especially with a burnt ball like that. And I noticed some familiar names who would never miss the chance whenever a race debate is on.

    Yeah, BR… why not tell us where is your workshop. Okay lah… I wont ask for a discount.

    jeancumlately - June 10, 2008 at 1:25 pm

  380. HbH, I noticed the “johncumearly” but please lah… not me k…

    Lotsa people were absent in your absence because, well… things are not the same without you … hahaha. Ask Stenson.

    One more name that disappeared is whispering9…

    jeancumlately - June 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm

  381. Aiya, mine not car workshop lah. Now car workshop susah cari makan. ah Beng behind my office almost everyday “pukul lalat”. Everyone buy new car got 3 + 2 years warranty. How to get customer?
    The only workshop making good business near my office is ah kow’s car body repair and spray. Every day at least two cars masuk workshop.Last time saw one Ferrari 308 GTB came in for body touch up. Wah laoey, see also mata tak celik mah. But when see the maintenance cost , terus tutup mata!
    So, whose car need repair? Harrison, I thought you are driving a Toyota Harrier?

    Harrison drives a Harrier,
    Got a cool carrier.
    Not that air con Carrier.
    But the parts are getting pricier,

    By the way, if you go to FSZ1, you will see a topic about how to get a good mechanic. Initially brought up by Jean and the rest is the story lah.

    Also got Jeancumlambatly wat.
    Everyone is cloning the famous nicks.

    bamboo river - June 10, 2008 at 2:49 pm

  382. Jean is a real wimp.I am proposing to her but she always evade my proposal.If we cant make it just ask for divorce.You never know.
    We are always together Harrison.Under attack we will stand together.No fear.I dont know about the racist remark.Anyway,I have my own problems to worry about him/her.So Jean,dont keep me waiting.I know you love passionate kissing as I do…haha.

    stenson - June 10, 2008 at 2:57 pm

  383. …abandoned u? Never. BFF. :)

    whispering9 - June 10, 2008 at 4:59 pm

  384. Here is a good suggestion for our Gmen to implement in view of the escalating petrol subsidy….

    whispering9 - June 10, 2008 at 5:41 pm

  385. Ok lah… I’ll take it that BR simply refuse to service my car. He must be scared that I am going to ask him to put the bill in his buku 555.

    I am used to seeing the cloning of jean’s nick by now. Dont know why they did that.

    Stenson, why lah you have to call me that. I thought of providing you the link to my blog so that you will retract the four-letter word but nah… may be one day. Dad said I am still too young.

    W9. BFF it is….

    The war in the “racist story” is still going on and hei, that BH is quite good actually. Reminds me of HbH of those daze… cheers to you.

    jeancumlately - June 11, 2008 at 7:23 am

  386. Jean, not that I refused to service your car. I am not in the car servicing business lah. Aiya, you can drop by and I will give your car a FREE PPA (Potential Problem Analysis) with a free car wash thrown in. I know something but not everything about cars. :-)

    Stenson, Jean is putting up those beautiful flowers on the coffee table reserved for you. Harrison is kind enough to shift places to accomodate both of you. Harrison is just caring or dying? to know why there is no love/hate banter between you and Jean.
    So, Harrison is sort like throwing pebbles to rekindle some sweet memories.

    Yahh burnt balls is getting his way in and around the bends. I am kind of enjoying reading all the comments posted by and to him.Just to see how shallow our Malaysian mind is in this 21st century.
    Better than reading MSM.

    But HbH you say? Jean, Harrison burnt his lips drinking your kopi jantan. Wait till you see his smucked face. LOL.

    bamboo river - June 11, 2008 at 9:24 am

  387. Haha. Hopefully BR’s FREE PPA (Potential Problem Analysis) with a free car wash thrown in will not entails to black-oil-leaks, clutch and brake glitches, etc that driving back to him will cost more than the free PPA and free car-wash summed-up altogether. Haha.

    Well Ah Jean, I don’t really see the nick “Johncumlambatly” was a product of your clone (at first I was under the impression that it may be you, haha). My name was almost imitated as to pun on me at other blog but for me, I do not take this trivialities seriously.

    Once, at another “Kopitiam”, namely “Kickdefella”, my comments was erased by your call, remember? I thinkyou probably had a “hand” in Burmaa, Altantuya’s chap who claimed at the trial of the erasure of her travel records when she, Setev Sharibuu, and Altantuya’s cousin was detained for hours by Malaysian Airport Authorities for that sole reason.

    I am not in favour of bloggers who confided comentators/bloggers IPs to solicitors/commentators. It’s like a bank officer who reveal your personal accounts/ transactions to a 3rd party. Unless legally warranted for, it is at best to keep it secret to themselves (bloggers).

    Those who like comparing nicks to fathom “who is the real commentator( using multiple nicks) I mean for what? I have another nick “Hunk”. :)

    Btw, Jean is only “romantically” affiliated with whispering9 and Stenson. I don’t date kids anyway. They will charge me for statutory rape if seen by anyone. I will teach them to play “Guli” and “Congkak”.Happy blogging, sista. :D

    Harrison - June 11, 2008 at 11:08 am

  388. Aiyah, you know what it is and where it was used before. Best Friends Forever. So you got me back again.

    ‘The war in the “racist story” is still going on and hei, that BH is quite good actually.’

    Besides your multiple clones, there is also a spawning of Monsterball offspring ever since he left ‘active duty’ here in SPZ. All the ‘ball’ handles share his unique characteristics. While denying being a racilist, even actively involved himself in other race causes, he also championed many racist views be it politically correct or not. The current re-run kinda of remind me of MB and that ’still owes us pink forms’ Hawk lovers’ quarrel. After the 400th comment most will realise that he is rather entertaining, amusing and even funny unlike a typical threatening and white clad Ku Klux Khan. I guess Susan’s blog still provides the best talking cure amongst blogs. Just let that session continue until someone drops out and a winner can be declared for the debate. :)

    whispering9 - June 11, 2008 at 1:23 pm

  389. Potential Problem Analysis (PPA) … interesting! As far as I know, every part of the car (including the driver) is a potential problem. Do I need an expert to tell me that? Really, does it take an expert to tell me that there is a potential that the battery will be dead, the light bulb might explode, the engine may fall off, the door may be scratched or the driver may fall into a coma? Then what do I do? Keep a spare car and a driver in the boot? I started to sound like a dumb blonde….

    “Once, at another “Kopitiam”, namely “Kickdefella”, my comments was erased by your call, remember? … ” – Harrison
    —-
    Honestly dear Hunk, I dont get it. Care to elaborate? On another note, I do agree totally that no IP address / identity should be disclosed. BTW, I am of legal age but dad insists that “legal age” and “menopause” mean the same thing.

    jeancumlately - June 11, 2008 at 7:38 pm

  390. I was banned from the conservative site HotAir.com for telling the truth about the freedoms protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.

    http://itooktheredpill.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/why-i-was-banned-from-hotair/

    itooktheredpill - June 11, 2008 at 11:06 pm

  391. Wow…did you guys and gals notice? The flowery avatars next to your nicks are actually like snowflakes, unique to each individual; at least for that day. Fascinating. Who’s that genius? Such attention to small detail. WOW!

    whispering9 - June 12, 2008 at 1:32 am

  392. Yeah W9 , I noticed it too. Even when I was posting my comments on the other wordpress blog, the logo is the same. Probably kind like a thumb print for my mail add./ IP.
    Maybe for tracking purposes.
    To that genius whom are very observant on such minute detail, deserves me standing ovation .Ahem.

    Jean, just to share my job experience, usually the human blames the machines when things don’t work.
    But, human do not know that they themselve do not know how to use/operate the machine the correct way.
    So, PPA, is a ‘guideline’ for us human .
    It is ironic that human invented things but do not know how to use them according to its capabilities.

    Wait a minute, before you misunderstood my statement.
    I don’t mean you lah Jean. :-)
    I am talking as a whole.

    bamboo river - June 12, 2008 at 9:00 am

  393. Morning BR…I appreciate the motifs because they actually identify multi handles. Jean should be happy…at least, her admirers are not clones of one kind :) .

    whispering9 - June 12, 2008 at 9:18 am

  394. …for the benefit of everyone, please go and compare Bola H mofit. I don’t really appreciate troll like this. :(

    whispering9 - June 12, 2008 at 10:44 am

  395. I respond to Jean’s “June 11, 2008 at 7:38 pm” comments;

    “Once, at another “Kopitiam”, namely “Kickdefella”, my comments was erased by your call, remember? … ” – Harrison
    — prodded by Jean

    Well, I can’t really remember precisely as that Kopitiam produces many postings a week my dear. But good-will produces the fruit within me as I place on the records of such event (if applicable, of course).
    ===============================================

    “On another note, I do agree totally that no IP address / identity should be disclosed. “-Jean

    Thank You for making my point and solidifying a sane suggestion. Hopefully “those” (of course they know who they are)who had the tendencies to obtain “WHO IS REALLY WHO” from bloggers could kick in this righteous senses before they dip their hands into real trouble in real life.
    ===============================================

    “BTW, I am of legal age but dad insists that “legal age” and “menopause” mean the same thing.”-Jean

    Well of course you are. The photo tagging your comments are in retrospect of your childhood. Enjoying a stroll by the seaside or meeting anyone there? Don’t worry, I won’t steal you from your real bf not because you will still adamantly snake your way back to me, but I hate if that happens, it may break our friendships.

    Cheers.
    ================================================

    BR,

    I am not driving a Toyota Harrier lah, I have a Honda City 1.5 Auto (second hand lah, year made 2003).

    But I admire the new Toyota Vios very much. stylish than the “blonde” isn’t it? :-)

    Cheers to all.

    Harrison - June 12, 2008 at 11:29 am

  396. Ok BR, got your point. I should keep the car but change the driver then. Wait a minute! The driver is me!

    Huh? Got admirers kah? w9, You dont know how it feels like when there are bullets flying towards you and you dont know from where and the reason why.

    Notwithstanding with the above, I am still waiting for the answer I posted for hunk yesterday. If he has the time.

    The good news today is Badawi will not raise the fuel price again for the remaining of this year. The bad news is, the assurance was given by a pathological liar.

    jeancumlately - June 12, 2008 at 11:46 am

  397. Shoot, I posted that b4 I read your reply HbH. Honestly, I am having a hard time understanding it. Really. Honestly and in a friend-friend kind of way.

    jeancumlately - June 12, 2008 at 11:52 am

  398. I am confused on what Harrison is talking about ‘from the other kopitiam’ too. Care to elaborate although you know gua keh poh chee lah.
    BTW, keep your Honda City Harrier, oops should be Harrison.
    Forget about that Vios. I drove one (latest model) belongs to my friend and here are my verdicts…
    1) The car felt small compared to the City. *(I drove a City for a while..kawan punya lah)Maybe I am a 6 footer.
    2) Unless you want to have squinted eyes or stiff necks. Very awkward with the meter cluster at the centre.
    3) Felt like driving outside the car. Also becos of that meter cluster position.
    4) Finish quality not good (MAYBE my friend’s car only)
    5) The car is like driving a nangka with kedondong wheels at high speed. That was about 130km/h.
    6) Price is definitely very high for that kind of car.

    Sorry if I offended any diehard Vios owners/fans.

    keep your City. The latest model is expected to arrive by Oct/Nov 2008. You will go ga,ga,ga over the new model.

    Hey,W9 people like burnt balls are one of the requirement in blogs. If not , it will be like eating nasi lemak without sambal ikan bilis mahhhh.

    bamboo river - June 12, 2008 at 2:31 pm

  399. “Hey,W9 people like burnt balls are one of the requirement in blogs. If not , it will be like eating nasi lemak without sambal ikan bilis mahhhh.”

    :( :( :( :(

    If such is to be the spice…serve me plain rice please or serve me not.

    whispering9 - June 12, 2008 at 5:26 pm

  400. BR, pls check and see if BH called Susan a bitch in this Blog. This gets personal, doesn’t it? The “cinababi” part is rather of little impact because it is to attempt to insult(“blanketedly”) and instigate as a troll. Bashing him and his idiotarian gang is always a pleasure. If Susan allows hate speech, it’s left to us to do a no holds barred follow-up.

    BR, you may have made an error in judgement as W9 implies. Hate and venom is not something attractive. It’s a poison not to be praised.

    wits0 - June 12, 2008 at 5:50 pm

  401. Okay, my apology to Susan,W9 and all, probably I had missed that part .
    The tread is so long and I must have overlooked while scrolling .
    Apology again.

    bamboo river - June 13, 2008 at 6:31 am

  402. Harrison, BH was here under xy as a buddhist. He was also ‘Siti’.

    ‘He loves to cultivate the seeds of evil and hatred in his heart. Let him do it, to his heart’s contend. Only he can help himself out of the stinky pit.’ …this is BH serving himself.

    He is definitely not bright even after I mentioned the motif fingerprint. 2/3 of the comments in that session was generated by BH under different handles. In short, he was ‘boring’ and he should appreciate hutchrun immense contributions toward the spices n sparks part. Or like BR commented, hutch was the sambal belacan; BH was just the banana leaf. Served under and tossed away after the meal. I really cannot the humour of the teens nowadays to think hate postings are fun. Cheer.

    whispering9 - June 13, 2008 at 6:42 am

  403. No apology necessary, BR, :) .

    It’s not important whether he did or not. His putrescence alone is enough to deserve all the brickbats he gets in kind.

    wits0 - June 13, 2008 at 6:44 am

  404. Anyway, back to the motifs. The color part is most intriguing. How was it selected? My color is so me. How about yours?
    BR…aiyah don’t apologise. Friends would just jest “…tiu lay lah.” Anyway, BH or xy or whatever…you don’t need to be a racist to make friends. Didn’t your exploit in S & R prove that point! Racism is getting out of fashion especially when the world faces the threat of food, fuel, fund and all sorts of f**ing shortages. :)

    whispering9 - June 13, 2008 at 7:00 am

  405. “Harrison, BH was here under xy as a buddhist. He was also ‘Siti’. “…

    xy is xy. you can get susan to verify my IP address.

    i hv no interest in engaging in any hate exchange, whether it is BH or anybody else.

    wish you all a good day.

    Namo Amitabha.

    xy - June 13, 2008 at 7:16 am

  406. 子曰：“不患人之不己知，，患不知人也。”

    xy - June 13, 2008 at 7:29 am

  407. LOL,W9 don’t ‘hang’ me lah.
    My orifice down under is for discharging body waste .
    I think the motif in each comentator is not the same. So far I am happy with my motif and its color. Talking about color, Susan already changed her blog appearance and I am happy to see the side bar now appears in all posting. Previously was only the main page.
    I have no complain about this new appearance.

    Witso, it may not be necessary but I am obligated becos to me-self it is still a mistake. :-)

    Harrison did a ‘napalm’ in that posting. ahhh, man in his shining armour driving his Honda City..(white color ?)

    bamboo river - June 13, 2008 at 8:22 am

  408. You still don’t get it. They have already put a tracer on all of us. And it is no longer tied to the IP addresses which are dynamically sourced nowadays. Some of the commentators attempt to remove the tracers. As far, the designer is indeed a genius. If you cannot be responsible for your postings then better not post it. Ultimately, it is to your own peril. Let me tell you a story lulubye.

    …He was a typical too good to be true honest guy. But all the company he used to work in was corrupted to the core. His bosses didn’t mind them because corruption was a two edged swords. It also brought in business. Besides, he found out much later that they had a failsafe strategy. They were preparing to dump the shitty company and move back overseas from where they came once they made enough money.

    Like I said…He was the ’salt’ and was disgusted that the owners did nothing about it. They were very kind to him, rewarding him with constant overseas trips and perks. But eventually, he was distraught ‘cos his colleagues were making tons of money and he only had good memories. Besides, being the only straight guy put a lot of politicking and harm along his way.

    To end the story fast and short….he couldn’t beat them…so, he joined their persuasion. Sigh…they were only too glee to sell him out fast. The meeting with the Directors was fast and brief, ‘***, we understand…just don’t do it again and this case will never be mentioned again.’ Later in private,’***, we are sorry to have left you ‘unprotected’ but you were doing so well. You not indispensible but the Company will not be the same without you. Eventually, it will bankrupt without you.’

    He left ‘in his own disgrace’ despite the owner’s pleads. It was revealed to him that they wanted to take him with them overseas. The ‘sin’ was forgivable. They knew he was truly afraid and sorry. Hahahaha…they think he would never ‘changed’, tempted maybe.

    Moral of this story “If you want to do it don’t be afraid to be caught. The fear of getting caught is mortifying.” Cheer. :)

    ps: 2nd reposting. I think the first was sparmed.

    whispering9 - June 13, 2008 at 8:41 am

  409. Hahaha. It’s ok guys, it’s alright.

    Trust me lah, whenever those of my own race would (falsely) confided in me to incite or unite against a (other) certain race,, the first thing I would do is to ask them “Really?”.

    The 1st World country has long disregarded this type of bluff but instead take the right steps to protect the oppressed (whatever the race may be).

    Money is the root of all evils, not race.

    Harrison bin Hansome - June 13, 2008 at 8:54 am

  410. …4th attempt to post.

    xy…you still don’t get it, do you. They have already put a tracer on all of us. It is not link to your IP which is usually dynamic sourced nowadays. Changing email addresses don’t work either. Well, you have to use a different computer to do your masking. But, hey…they register the computer ownership too..lah. Like I said, the designer is a genius.

    If you are afraid or not prepared to be caught…then don’t do it. The fear is mortifying. Have a nice day on this cinababi. :)

    whispering9 - June 13, 2008 at 8:57 am

  411. W9 made a point in the absence of my knowledge that individual commentators are given a unique and separate “DNA” identical avatars. But how come when I chanced upon other commentators like “Daphne”, it matches symmetrically with mine when clearly I am not impersonating “Daphne”? Or did I miss something?

    The given “DNA” may be wrong and I could be sent to “jail” for this. Wahhhhhhhhhhh Lauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, why did’t you tell me about this Susan.

    Where is my buddy Jeancumlately? Aiyoh, when Stenson missed his rounds here, does not mean that you should follow him, right?

    Haiyo, Wits0, why are you here for SOS only. Come for a chat lah my friend….

    What are friends for? ;)

    Harrison bin Hansome - June 13, 2008 at 11:38 am

  412. whispering9, could the motif be associated with the name of the volume(aka the Hard Disk Drive?) – whose name can be changed?

    wits0 - June 13, 2008 at 12:36 pm

  413. First it was the motif, then the IP, later DNA and now hard diskdrive. Aiyo, ini macam we all sudah kena ’stamped’.
    Better being ’stamped’ then kena stomped.
    I remember MT can reveal the comentators IP when ever we clicked on their nicks last year before the upgrading.Even can access their e mail. Now , I think that is not possible.

    Harrison, since you mentioned it, ya lah, I did a triple check and your motif is not only symetrical but IDENTICAL! So, some one made you ‘eat the dead cat’ (cantonese : Sek Sei Mow) :-) Better find some way to resolve that. Or is it ‘Daphne’ is one of your many many ex gf getting even on you ? LOL.

    bamboo river - June 13, 2008 at 2:16 pm

  414. Friends, out of curiosity, I did a complete check on that posting and came out with this..there are 22 nicks sharing the same motif (logo and color) . This is mind bursting .
    So, Harrison, looks like you don’t have to eat the dead cat ALONE after all. LOL.
    W9, any idea how this can happen?
    Please don’t ask me why I am so free to check all this. Now is my coffe break lah.

    bamboo river - June 13, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  415. Hei buddy. I am here (without stenson) and trying to understand what you guys are talking about and trying to figure out what I am getting into. And buddy, have you answered my question?

    BTW, I saw a few more of jean’s clones sprouting out and I dont think there is any technical explanation for that.

    Still reading w9’s explanations… why am I having difficulty understanding what was written lately? Sheesh..

    BR… how long is your coffee break anyway? A few days?

    jeancumlately - June 13, 2008 at 3:45 pm

  416. w9, in layman’s term, are you implying identical motifs mean the same individual?

    I am beginning to feel sad and angry already.

    jeancumlately - June 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm

  417. Bamboo River,

    I too, out of curiosity made a quikie perusal out of topics in this blog and there are similarities in the given motif which if it’s proven to be true, then many commentators have at least 2 nicks.

    But that is not the case here as I saw some of the nicks that bore (near?)same resemblance of my ocean-blue-motifs wasn’t from me.

    And there are many commentators by who clearly seems inspired by “Jeancumlately”. You even got “John cum lambatly”. Hahahahahha. My dear Jean, “Hollywood Walk of Fame?” or we can celebrate with a token of “Ice Shandy”at the “(Bukit) Bintang Walk of Jane?”

    I am wondering what Stenson has a say in this…..

    No BR, I have never a gf by Daphne so far.

    Harrison - June 13, 2008 at 5:06 pm

  418. Well…I am back in KL now. Yahoo has been experimenting with using personalised avatars to identify and authenticate the users. It wasn’t that perfect ‘cos it has some flaws. My security provider uses the same techniques but it is only for the paying clients. They used the IC chip registration number, your email and cedit card particulars. What interesting is that the motifs in WordPress actually share similar structures. The color is probably accessed from your email account which has particulars on your date of birth, religion, country of origin, etc. That would explain the ‘right’ birth color and you.

    I worked on 5 different computers but I didn’t change my email, so my motif remains the same. Some probably change the emails and nicks but use the same computer which could be the reason why their motifs never change. Forget about IPs ‘cos it is usually dynamically issued now.

    Another fascination is that the program can actually remember all your frequented computers and eventually your motif stays the same. Unless you opted to use your own avatar, like jean, which will automatically override the motif. Your avatar is your security and identity.

    Distance between postings could have account for some errors but if the same person uses the computer in a rather short time frame, within 2-3 days, I doubt it is an error. You will probably be assigned another motif.

    Harrison…I tend to agreed with BR. You have too many ex, ex , ex. Too many passwords and contacts lying around to be seen. Hehehe. If I am not mistaken, you did have a sort of a group sharing webpage, didn’t you?

    Actually, I discovered another frightening thing about the internet. I thought I was careful enough to delete all my histories and web pages. However, using Firefox I could retrieve all deleted visits as far back as 4 years ago. Aiyo…some of them are xxx.

    Anyway, it is still my imagination. Have to wait for KK46…our residential expert explanation.

    No need to be frightened or sad. Eventually, we all get stamped 999 meh. ;) Happy Friday. You too, BH.

    whispering9 - June 13, 2008 at 5:14 pm

  419. Testing 1 & 2 was me. Well folks…it seems to be assigned to the email addresses alone, so far. So if someone just type in your email addresses, they can create a lot of problem for you. If you see the same motif as yours and it is not you…you better raise the alarm earlier. Someone is using your email addresses.

    Sweet jean don’t be angry and sad lah. It is Friday today. All those using BH identical motif are fraudters. Not worth your anger.

    whispering9 - June 13, 2008 at 5:59 pm

  420. What is the difference between underaged and menopause?Jean said it is the same.One in the North Pole and the other South pole – both cold.Nah,it cant be.On one end it is so tight so difficult to get in.The other end it is so dry you cant wait to get out.I would prefer middlepause.Fit in snugly.No hassle.
    Jean,you were telling change the driver but the driver is you.Is it suppose to be funny?I did laugh.A little bit humorous.Badawicumlately wants to be your driver.He cant wait to get rid of old jean and get brand new jean.Will Johncumlately be jealous?How roti john stand a chance against badawi from putrajaya.Maybe Stensoncumearly or perhaps Harrisncumsmart stands a better chance.

    stenson - June 13, 2008 at 6:01 pm

  421. Thanks w9. I think sofia would b more upset bcoz she has more clone then me. I think. I just did a quick survey on that part and see what I found – johncumprematurely, sofiabintiarowana, sofiajualsabundikakilima, johncumlambatly… And all of them has the same motifs. Actually, that is why I used avatar in the first place bcoz I had seen myself “talking” in other blogs without me knowing it before.

    Thanks again. Yup, I’ll be waiting for kk46’s expert opinion too before blowing my top.

    jeancumlately - June 13, 2008 at 6:23 pm

  422. Yup…it is wordpress Identicons alright. Here is their latest update.

    ‘I would highly recommend trying out Identicons, which are a cool math-based image idea created by Don Park that’s unique to the commenter, so even if someone doesn’t have an avatar yet they have a consistent (and handsome) image next to their name when they comment.

    We’re probably going to make Identicons the default for the dashboard instead of the mystery man, we just need to make a few tweaks to Gravatar infrastructure first. (The generated avatars are CPU-intensive to create, and it’s Sunday, a day of rest for the busy Gravatar servers.)

    Also, don’t Identicons sound like something from Transformers?’

    Have a nice Fridays.

    whispering9 - June 13, 2008 at 8:39 pm

  423. Whispering9,

    I am not sure why you are so interested in pursuing such trivial matters? Does it personally concern you that whether the line you written (para 2) is verbatim or you manufactured an addendum- Handsome to imply that I might be the aforesaid person namely- “Sofiacomeately” and other nicks?

    Let me re-paste :-

    ‘I would highly recommend trying out Identicons, which are a cool math-based image idea created by Don Park that’s unique to the commenter, so even if someone doesn’t have an avatar yet they have a consistent (and handsome) image next to their name when they comment.” —Paragraph 2 (June 13th, 2008 at 8:39 pm) posting.

    _______________________________________

    And I am not sure why Jeancuml;ately, a.ka. sofiairdirna seems to be pissed when and after my perusal of the commentators that you claimed of impersonating your nick, I, however do not see any malice intended or promoting any sorts of hostility and ill-wills in the style and nature of the aforesaid commentator’s comments.

    You may have styled yourself 1st hand in such “handle” but that does not at anytime gives you the right of another nigh-similarities of “handle”. Is Jeancumlately and Sofiairdirna your real name?

    Harrison - June 13, 2008 at 9:22 pm

  424. Corrigendum

    “You may have styled yourself 1st hand in such “handle” but that does not at anytime gives you the right of another nigh-similarities of “handle”.”

    should read appropriately;

    “You may have styled yourself 1st hand in such “handle” but that does not at anytime gives you the right to reserved full rights and authority as the sole beneficiaries of your preferred “handle”.

    Hey, no hard feelings, I am trying to be fair even to strangers. W9 and jean are my friends but I must not assume a prejudicial role to prejudge the said commentator based on your claims that they are impersonating you.

    Don’t feel offended ok?

    Harrison - June 13, 2008 at 9:30 pm

  425. I am not interested in going after or exposing anyone. I want to solve this cool math-based image created by Don Park. I thought someone intentionally leaves a backdoor through the feeds. I want to know if there is a security leak here somewhere. Saw the BH type image I generated. There is a flaw afterall and I may have to apologize to xy only.

    Sorry xy…for now.

    However, those commenters generating this identicon will not be taken seriously by me anymore. My last posting on it. I found what I wanted to know. Bye.

    whispering9 - June 13, 2008 at 9:49 pm

  426. Aiyoo, XY, I know you’ll never need to be a changeling with handles ler, ; you’re too proper a person to have reason to. ;)

    But why “<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC “” in Chinese? :) What’s the meaning?

    Hmm, anon, so Identicons are tied to the email address. Does the thing verify the authenticity of the email addy given? It’s nice and, yes, a brilliant incorporation. I use an addy which is valid but actually inoperable on account of being killed by the overload of spams earlier.

    wits0 - June 13, 2008 at 10:02 pm

  427. W9: “those commenters generating this identicon will not be taken seriously by me anymore.”

    Yes, it’s not supposed to be. :)

    wits0 - June 13, 2008 at 10:05 pm

  428. Cool…

    My last posting on it too. No HbH, I guess I should not feel offended for jean but I would be offended for sofia … if I should go by your argument. But right now I am staring at an uncompleted 10-year financial projection I had been working on in the last one week. Losing a friend would just be an added pressure…

    But still, I wanna know what was meant when you said “Once, at another “Kopitiam”, namely “Kickdefella”, my comments was erased by your call, remember? ”

    Where have u been sten? Can you for once, come out with a smile and without your gun blazing? Careful with it okay. You may hurt somebody with that thing.

    Nice weekend everyone…

    jeancumlately - June 13, 2008 at 10:11 pm

  429. Now that was an interesting findings from you W9. Learned some important knowledge from you here.

    So, if I am to send my comments say from the internet cafe and keyed in say Harrison’s e mail address, the motif will appear the same as Harrison’s but the nick will be mine?
    As I can see in my office pc, my nick & e mail is automatically registered in any blog that I opened. But when I use my personal pc , I have to key in my info b4 I can submit my comments. When ever I opened another blog I have to do the same steps again.

    Only my office pc is automatically or maybe already ’stamped’ with my info.
    Witso, may have given the answer, Yahoo registers the e mail AND the ‘Hard Disk’ of our pc.

    Jean my coffee break is everyday but not a fixed time.:-)
    Have a good weekend everyone.
    Try, gardening, it is therapeutic.

    bamboo river - June 14, 2008 at 8:14 am

  430. I ain’t sure I understand wat is really going on and why?

    Maybe you could suggest BR if there is any sorts of offence against anyone in my June 13th, 2008 at 9:22 pm (my right and guaranteed freedom to opinion) and
    June 13th, 2008 at 9:30 pm (corrective amendment).

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????
    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????

    One day you may be walking at the streets and suddenly A policeman arrest you for something unknown to your knowledge.

    Well, that happens, I mean here. It need justifications or at least rationalization rather than falsifying crocodile tears. Does anyone care a damn for the innocents who are wrongly jailed?

    This isn’t about justice, it’s about melodrama. Cheers mates.

    Harrison - June 14, 2008 at 10:42 am

  431. Wow, the FSZ discussion here is going through some interesting turns. Have to take time to digest it.
    I’ve been out of circulation more than a week. Been on a personal trip out in rural Kelantan, with a few days in Kota Bharu as well. My host had broadband access at their home (yes, even in rural Kelantan) but I only used it intermittently, didn’t want to impose on them.

    Quite a refreshing and interesting experience. Kelante’ really isn’t like the Taliban-lookalike which the UMNO and MCA controlled mainstream media paints it to be. People were friendly and relaxed, and relations between Malays and Chinese seem to be much easier compared to the big cities on the West Coast.

    I really have to say DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THE NEWSPAPERS OR SEE ON TV. The past week has been a real eye opener for me. Have to thank my hosts too, who graciously showed me around places and people which I would have missed as a casual tourist.

    kittykat46 - June 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm

  432. Apparently people can tell or trace my IP address from my postings in this blog. Not that I care but I do find it offense.

    I don’t mind the owner of this blog having this ability, after all it is her blog but it is other bloggers doijng this and bragging about it and being offensive that i take an exception to.

    ah long - June 14, 2008 at 3:13 pm

  433. Ah Long,
    I don’t think any of the other users are detecting the IP address (it IS posssible, but not easy).
    What happens is the the Identikons are driven by both the e-mail address which you provided and by cookies downloaded to your specific PC the first time you did a post. If you switch to another PC, different cookies are re-downloaded, and result in a different Identikon being shown.

    The WordPress software is not reading your IP address, but reading the fact that you are using different cookies.

    In my line of work, for certain sensitive databases, access authorisation is provided by a combination of User ID, Password and Electronic Certificate downloaded to the PC the first time I registered.

    If someone got hold of my UserID and password, and tried to log in from another PC, they still cannot get in.
    Its still imperfect, obviously. Now they are working on Fingerprint driven Electronic Certificates, so I have to swipe my fingerprint on a reader every time to log in. Many new Notebook PCs already have build in fingerprint readers.

    kittykat46 - June 14, 2008 at 4:29 pm

  434. Hi kk46…did you visit our Jed Yoong?

    whispering9 - June 14, 2008 at 8:53 pm

  435. Unfortunately, not, whispering9. Most of the time I was out in the Ulu-Ulu parts of Kelantan. It’s like Malaysia back in the 1960’s or even 1950’s.

    I was virtually off-line and on a rather tight schedule when I was in KB.

    kittykat46 - June 14, 2008 at 9:01 pm

  436. Dear ah long,

    Type identicon into your Search and you get to read all about the invention of identicons by Don Park. His earlier model in Jan 2007 was based on a 9-block IP identification. He even gave the solution to the identicons. However, I noticed that wordpress identicons are based on a new 16-block email identification. Unless you locked into the blog comment section, I don’t think normal DIY bloggers can boast about cracking a n.n.n.n.n.n.n.n.n.n.n.n.n.n.n.n computation (16nth infinite permutation) to come out with your email (except maybe kk46, if he gets hold of a super computer…hahahaha). Identicons are like kaleidoscopic snow flakes . Do you know that no one snowflake is identical to another? Snowflakes are even more unique than our fingerprints. Isn’t it wonderful to get your own identicon F.O.C. Sure brightened up my days since petrol went up. :)

    ps: if you want privacy….register a new email address just for the sole purpose of commenting in blogs. You can also switch to dynamic IP. Anyway, like I said, it is best to be prepared for the consequences of free speech.

    whispering9 - June 14, 2008 at 9:21 pm

  437. Hi kk46,
    I read about your visits to kelantan in Jed’s blog. We have 10 Kelantanese divers under our employment so naturally, I have been to the places you and Jed mentioned. Yup, our MSM tend to mis-report the truth. But did you watch TV8 6pm slot today? Look like some of them are begining to speak out. Goodnite…got to log off now.

    “Goodnite moon…goodnite stars…goodnite noices everywhere”

    whispering9 - June 14, 2008 at 9:35 pm

  438. Well Stenson, I just happened to chanced upon your comments which I overlooked (mistaken as those who are talking “bull” Heheheheheeehehe).

    U humored that “What is the difference between underaged and menopause?”. It reminded me many years back during my post schooldays when a State CM, if I am not mistaken, ex-Melaka CM who had sex with a 15 year old girl. Although the girl was probably paid and the sexual intercourse was consensual between the lovemakers,the constitutional law was amended as the said CM was charged with statutory rape that stipulates sexual intercourse with any Malaysians under 18 years of age was illegal. The law still apply till today.

    I recollect an all-girl-school wherein the “underage” girls (14-16) of age bracket bragging and comparing how many guys they have sex with and how big the guys’ “didi” were. That was in the mid-nineties wherein I happened to know some of the girls of that school.

    They wore contrasting coloured bras in contrast with their white uniform to “fish” for guys.I happened to be a passerby and they “whistle” on me so being a good Samaritan, I befriended them :)

    Harrison - June 15, 2008 at 10:43 am

  439. Thanks guys for the info. I don’t really care if people know my IP address. It is fear that dictators thrive on and they use fear to rule. I guess that is the main reason for ISA in Malaysia.

    However, they are two bloggers I know of in the other sections of this blog who somehow know my IP address and are using that to try and intimidate me when my comments do not coincide with their ideas. I find this a bit disturbing.

    But I have been surfing blogs long enough to ignore them and blog on. I will not give in to bullies and fear (at least not too much fear) hehehehe to be absolutely honest there is still a little coward hiding inside somehere.

    ah long - June 15, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  440. ah long…I use the below link for my own diy. It will help u to understand a bit about IP addresses and it has all sorts of Q&A. Like kk46 mentioned, it can be done but definitely not by diy computer person. Question asked is “Are you worth that much trouble, time, favor and resources to track your IP.” Most are just hollywood scare tactics. However, I don’t know what you have commented…and I hope it is not too extreme or unlawful. They probably got hold of your IP through other bloggers. Another tip…when you use an advance search machine, just typing your nick will reveal a lot about your character and some postings will also list your IP. Cheer.

    http://whatismyipaddress.com/staticpages/index.php/can-someone-find-me

    whispering9 - June 15, 2008 at 9:28 pm

  441. Ah Long, you could change your nick, surf anonymously, then comment. Kittykat, isn’t that not possible? ;)

    wits0 - June 15, 2008 at 9:47 pm

  442. Susan’s blog allows you to change your nick.

    I don’t think she minds as long as you are not using multiple nicks to pretend to be many different people….

    kittykat46 - June 15, 2008 at 10:36 pm

  443. If you want to surf anonymously, set your Internet Explorer (or equivalent browser) Security to “High”, Privacy to “High”. It will defeat most Website’s ability to track who you are or put any cookies in your hard disk. At the same time it will prevent you from posting any comments, in some cases prevent you from even reading comments….

    As with many other things in life, Internet Security is a double-edged sword….

    kittykat46 - June 15, 2008 at 10:42 pm

  444. That’s what I’ve read, Kittykat. So I’m testing this out here.

    This comment is made while surfing anonymously. Can Susan please check if my previous(genuine) IP address shows up here as well?

    ;)

    wits0 - June 15, 2008 at 10:50 pm

  445. I was just thinking how nice it is when jeancumlately wa bantering with us, but unfortunately she has a great deal of works to catch.

    If you have time, please have a break in the cafe will ya? Don’t worry, she sounded like a neurotic at times, so I guess she will always make her tour to this cafe to hear who’s talking behind her back. Hahaha. ;)

    Didn’t see Su quite often here as well. She told me that she would always be here for me once. Ah, I forgotten, maybe she’s like AAB, the master-reneger, or busy “lalang ing”, but su, you don’t have to exile yourself, coz we are here to protect you, agree?

    Harrison - June 16, 2008 at 10:23 am

  446. Wits0 ‘This comment is made while surfing anonymously’….hahaha you are the most consistent anonymous person in the weblog. Like the Chinese says “Painted with ashes, also recognize you.” Just curious, isn’t the nick wits0 a command code use in financial instrument?

    Harrison…I learnt a new word ‘Fubu’ from a columnist who also learnt just learnt it. Fubu…no offense, but it got me thinking about u. Main2 aje, ok?

    Ahlong…U can always clear all your cookies and temporary files from Tools-Option tabs at the end of each session. Gotta to go…busy again.

    whispering9 - June 16, 2008 at 11:36 am

  447. Kitty Kat you are right.

    I watch my commentators closely. Although it may seem like I dont care. hehe. I dont like it when the same people use different nicks to reinforce or impose their ideas on others, making it look as if they have a thousand supporters, when actually they have none.

    You know what I mean? And I can detect them quite easily :-)

    sloone - June 16, 2008 at 11:54 am

  448. It’s ok W9, it’s ok. I take good bantering and insinuation in good faith. After all, if all commentators sing my tune, then I must be a tyrant or they must be lying? I enjoy differing views.

    Good day to all.

    Harrison - June 16, 2008 at 11:56 am

  449. Dearie Susan,

    “It” was inspirational based on a (two), ah sorry, I mean TRUE story. I ceased using alternative “nicks” (if applicable) with immediate effect. :D

    Harrison - June 16, 2008 at 12:01 pm

  450. wits0,
    Susan’s blog allows posting with Security set to “High”?
    I don’t recommend she do that, there are risks to her blog.

    Put it this way, some people who do so are up to no good (Sorry, I’m not implying wits0 is like that).
    The blog administrator should always reserve the right to trace the source of the comment, in case any untoward incident happens.

    I was once (years ago) involved in Oil and Gas data control systems, and WITS0 (Well-Site Information Transfer Systems) was a computerised remote data logging and control system used by some companies for central monitoring and control of the behaviour of Oil or Gas pipelines over a wide area. It even had its own programming language WITSML – Well Site Information Transfer Standard Markup Language.

    Just a bit of trivia from my old Techie days. My work is a lot more boring these days, management stuff, blah…

    kittykat46 - June 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm

  451. Well, I think our motif is linked to our e mail add because, I had once sent a ‘TEST’ comment to FSZ3 using my friends h/phone and still retained my usual logo.
    All this computerised stuff sure baffles me ,so reading kk46 and W9 explanations , I may freak out trying to understand the full details.
    Ahh, I better concentrate what I do best, mechanical stuff.Anyway, I have one mechanical problem that i am trying very hard after 3 cups of coffee trying to solve the problem. That is why i am late today in FSZ3. Anyway managed to get the problem rectified.

    Just to cerita sikit.
    Last Saturday, I gave on of my staff some time off to collect his RM625 at the post office in Shah Alam. He returned 1/2 an hour later and told me his number is about 300+ away. So, I told him to go about noon later. (We work full day on Sat)
    After 2 p.m. he managed to get his cash . He told me there are about another 400+ waiting for their numbers.
    Wow, that comes about almost 700 + people waiting at the Post office and can you imagine the amount of cash involved?
    Bank pun kalah leh!
    So, 700 x RM 625 =RM 437500.
    And the RM 625 is stapled together.

    I have to wait till August before my turn to collect.
    I just don’t understand, why can’t they just mail out the money orders to the vehicle owners and save the trouble of waiting at the post office?
    Maybe they could just hand over the cheque at JPJ when road taxes are renewed.
    After much calculation , based on my monthly fuel consumption, the RM 625 will offset the 0.78 ¢ till another 5 months.
    I am getting about 12 km per litre at this moment for my WAJA manual shift for city driving.

    Harrison, I believe your City will get you far per litre say around 14 km?
    Is your City using Vtec or IDSI?
    Now there are less cars in town.

    bamboo river - June 16, 2008 at 1:25 pm

  452. No, Kittykat, I used the easy way, an anon surfer that supposedly do all the chores. Now what is needed is Susan to tell whether it works or not? :)

    wits0 - June 16, 2008 at 1:59 pm

  453. Haha…wits0 used an IP spoofing website. You can pretend to be someone from just about anywhere. Russia is my favourite. But I never use it in a friendly blog like Susan’s

    kittykat46 - June 16, 2008 at 3:56 pm

  454. Wow, everyone seems so nice here today. The road is empty. A cup of “air kelapa muda” at the road-side now costs RM2 and darn, I am not going to get that RM625 road-tax subsidy. Why do I always be the one who must be left behind? I cant change car coz my loan balance is higher then the car value. Now I am stuck and looking forward for the day they legalize shooting a moron.

    KK46, I was in KB for a few days 3 weeks back. Its a nicer place now. Definitely cleaner then it used to. Nice people and those Gucci handbags are really dirt cheap in Rantau Panjang. And I really love the way they wrote the English in Jawi. And those models look really sweet with tudung at the billboard. They are not doing that bad.

    Well HbH, my job is done and I am looking forward to have coffee somewhere at Bintang Walk’s Hall of Jane.

    Its nice to know that Sue had been watching us closely. How are u sue? My sis sent her regard… Ban her is she ever misbehaved.

    jeancumlately - June 16, 2008 at 5:02 pm

  455. Wah, jeancumlately won’t get the RM 625 subsidy, means she drives a very big capacity car…Even a 2.0l Camry can qualify.

    OK-lah, I think the road-tax will be reduced slightly for such gas guzzling cars.

    Anyway, if you drive a 2.4 l car, you shouldn’t be worrying about petrol prices…My Chinaputra capitalist friend who drives a 3.0 l SUV and wife drives a 2.5 l MPV, doesn’t worry a single bit, maybe he will spend a little bit less on his weekly entertainment, that’s all.

    There’s an UMNOputra guy down the road from my place who has 2 Mercs and a BMW in his driveway…I don’t think he’ll notice the price increase at all, unless UMNO losses Federal power one of these days…then he will lose all his Mercs and Beemer…maybe his underwear as well….and his 2 other wives…kekekek.

    kittykat46 - June 16, 2008 at 6:20 pm

  456. what do i do next

    roses4real - June 16, 2008 at 9:40 pm

  457. So the price of big engine second hand cars will fall like durian or not?

    In America already you can buy big big cars for few hundred bucks. So some homeless hobbos buy and park in the park to sleep in. Cheaper than renting a room.

    Maybe if things get really bad I might do that also. Park in front of PL’s house in Damasara Heights and tell everybody I stay there also. Hahaha….true what.

    ah long - June 17, 2008 at 11:00 am

  458. they really screwed up on this fuel hike. it cld hv been done much better with all the resources that this country has.

    truth - June 17, 2008 at 11:09 am