There’s never been so many “F” words in a blog such as this one. One wonders what to make out of these guys? They call themselves a “severely disgruntled” lot. But it is suspected that they maybe “sexually deprived” as well. It seems that the said blog was created recently and the first (and only) post was a respond to Sabahan.com’s ’50 Most Influential Malaysian Blogs”.
The blog is called “Blogfark.com”. They introduced themselves as:
“We are the voice of a few severely DISGRUNTLED Malaysian bloggers, who have had it with all these nonsense farked up Malaysian bloggers with their self happy blogs. Our objective is to blogfark these wankers, so you know how farked up they are. At Blogfark, we do give a fark. Wherever possible we shall give you 2 farks ONLY if you’re a lady with 2 pair of boobs!
Now go FARK yourselves … Before we come for you …
In their post titled “50 Most Influential Farking Bloggers in Malaysia”:
Sabahan.com has recently come up with a major link baiting entry. Why we say this link baiting? Let say you’ve post up an entry, complimenting this so called influential 50 bloggers, and these 50 bloggers will come back to you, saying …
“Thanks for putting me the list, can I kiss your balls and lick your bum?” That blogger’s happy
“Wow, you are right, I think he’s one of the best
gay farkers!” His fans happy too
But who’s the happiest
motherfucker blogger? Its the one that created this list of course! With a tiny and small effort in compilation, he earns traffics from All this happy bloggers and Happy Blogger’s fans. Sabahan’s a farked up traffic slut blogger! An orangutan who need his privates removed – literally speaking.
And then we see 50 stupid Malaysian bloggers get judged happily (they started masturbating and shit) by a NOBODY? I don’t even know who the fark that sabahan.com is. So we at Blogfark did a little check and guess what? We lied, we did not check up on sabahan.com. Who the fark cares? Who the fark is this moron to say who are the most influential bloggers for any country? You are not Times Magazine, so don’t try to act as if your article is influential and it’s the majority mindset.
This is not a list of (that sabahan farker such a blur sotong) influential bloggers. This is what everyone else in blogosphere are dying to say but never had the balls to say it – check out how lame this cow is.
This is the 50 MOST FARKED UP BLOGGERS in MALAYSIA. Their blogs are so lame, one would rather get farked by a banana tree (twice!), at least they get satisfaction and get to eat the banana at the same time.
How about another entry 50 Most Influential Blogs in Malaysia based on Alexa or 50 Most Influential Blogs in Malaysia based on Onestat?
BlogFark also found an interesting link baiting tactic used by sabahan.com. Little trick to go high-profile but at the same time made him looked low profile.
To show how skewed Alexa ranking can be, let’s compare Sabahan.com with LimKitSiang.com blog. While, the later gets an average of 2200+ visitors daily, Sabahan.com still ranks higher in Alexa ranking even though it only gets a couple of hundreds visitors daily.
Wow! Are you trying to tell us with pathetic few hundred visitors a day you still manage to have limkitsiang’s blog under you for certain days and damn proud of that? Such a dickhead. You are hiding behind a lame how-skewed-alexa-is story but indirectly you are whoring your arse for that. Bitch.
Here is the list of farked up has-been old fart bloggers in Malaysia. See the list, and then go have a puke.
And yeah did we mention we are new to the Malaysia blogging scene? Be sure to check back here soon on which blog gets farked next, it might be yours! We’re coming to fark ya ass!
If you want, read them at www.blogfark.com